>Star Trek Beyond = shit
>Ghostbusters = shit
>Batman v Superman = shit
>Independence Day Resurgence = shit
>TMNT Out of the Shadows = shit
>Warcraft, Assassin's Creed, Alice Through The Looking Glass
>shit shit shit
If there is any sanity in the world all these will bomb. We can only hope they do but I have little faith in the discretion of the movie going public who just want to get out of the sun and eat popcorn for dinner.
>>63977580
Warcraft might be ok, Duncan Jones isn't incompetent. Thank god I'm not a fan of Warcraft, tho.
>>63977580
Highly marketed movies are rarely any good. Unless you only watch movies with over $100mil budget that doesn't mean anything.
>>63977639
I dunno when has a video game film adaptation ever, EVER been good? Mortal Kombat and maybe Silent Hill (even though a lot of people hate that one for some reason) Odds are wildly against the Warcraft movie's favor.
![Star-Wars-7-Trailer-3-Rey-Workshop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PQG1xAF.jpg "Star-Wars-7-Trailer-3-Rey-Workshop[1]")
What's her midichlorian count?
literally infinite
>>63977480
Over 9000! xD
Does anyone have the TRAITOR scene with Duel of the Fates?
TRAITOR
>>63977445
>Be stormtrooper of The First Order
>Hear stories of the times before
>Stories about Luke Skywalker and Han Solo
>Stories about the power of the force
>Stories about Emperor Sheev and his sacred spin-attack
>That one was your favourite
>Practice day and night with your baton
>You try endlessly to imitate your idol and his anti-treason abilities
>You fail
>Instead you create a new breed of spinning
>A spin to conquer all other spins
>Storm Spinning
>You're hailed as a master
>Supreme Commander Snoke himself congradulates you on your Super Special Storm Spin
>Hoes all across the galaxy are jumping on your dick
>All the bitches be gettin' wet at the sight of your awesome spinning abilities
>Rebels be hatin'
>Han's patrolin'
>Trying to catch you
>Spinnin' dirty
H-he's alive, right? He's coming back for the sequel, right?
TRAITOR
Is she a robot?
Serious question
Yes.
>>63977421
She is an Artificial Intelligence.
There is a good chance she is a droid.
Want to discuss the best Star Wars film, Revenge of the Sith, /tv?
Constructive criticism is welcome as well but a note to prequel-hating contrarians and redditors: please try to restrain yourself and not shitpost too hard.
I know this is bait but this film is easily in the top 3, or at least equal to Jedi.
Pretty much the only bad thing is the Vader ending, except from that it's a perfect, original Star Wars movie.
Now that I think about it I liked it better than VII
>dat lightsaber
>godly force powers.
>stops a fucking laser bolt in time and space
>Completely shits on Vader with his force choke skills
>no other jedi or sith in the OT or prequels come close
>dat lightsaber
literally gives me a raging hard boner just seeing this guy cut down all the normalfag jedis and rebelslimes
I really hope they don't make kylo ren good or try to "redeem" him by any way.
I hope he either gets killed or his 'reform' makes him a hollow depressed shit. I don't see any other way out of how far gone he is.
Anakin at least had some relateable powerful feelings for his turn to the dark side. His mom dies, his babymomma is going to die, turns on hims and then dies... That's some fucked up externalities.
All we know about Kylo is that one day he just went "fuck you dad, grandpa was way cooler than you" and subsequently shitbabied his way through dark side training.
>>63977151
Did he just make up his mind rape ability? Vader didn't use it against Leia in a new hope or against Han in empire
You know the fact that he is so powerful yet still fallible makes him really interesting. He's like a great mix of Maul and Vader with a heavy dose of Anakin. good stuff.
I've been on a two week media blackout, what'd I miss?
>>63977055
Trump took over the Presidency in a coup
Star Wars came out.
>>63977055
Lando gets killed by chewbacca for putting Han in a coma.
http://cnnmedia.news/index.php/2-uncategorised/45-jack-nicholson-is-dead-at-his-78-exclusive
ribs in pieces sweet brince ;__;
JUST
Is Fox ever going to release a re-packaged, re-mastered Blu-Ray boxset of Simpsons seasons 1-10? I think they should.
I think they should.
>>63976981
the old episodes aren't PC enough. so there will never be a repackaged master
>>63976981
They don't even release the newer seasons anymore. FOX has almost entirely pulled out of the home video market.
Why does this fag sound like he's Native American? Is Space-English not his first language?
>Your Son. He's gone. He was weak and foolish like his father, so I destroyed him.
Has nitpicking now reached this incomprehensible extreme?
>>63976937
I thought he sounded like a jersey shore guido desu senpai
>>63976937
He's trying to think of what his dead space nazi grandpa would say and talk like that.
>droids don't respond to Han's death>Chewbacca doesn't Wookiee rage and go out in a blaze of glory due to his LIFE DEBT>Chewbacca casually walks by Leia when they get back to base>Resistance fighters don't seem to give a shit that a former general is dead
Did he do something to make everyone hate him?
He quit.
>>63976930
>droids
>emotions
and
>life debt
>canon
>>63976930
That's becauseHan's not dead
http://bgr.com/2015/12/22/star-wars-episode-8-cast-han-solo/
>"Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?
>>63976730
this isn't star wars?
Just send me to jail senpai
They meant that when the American government devolves into abject tyranny, Americans should and are compelled to rebel against it.
If Andy Serkis was a clown he'd be Andy Circus
If Andy Serkis came in the mail today he'd be Andeez Nuts
>>63976609
>>63976761
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MOAR MOAR MOAR!
If he had trouble giving speeches in public, hed be called Andy Nervous
http://bgr.com/2015/12/22/star-wars-episode-8-cast-han-solo/
>Harrison Ford and Han Solo confirmed for Episode 8
>Han Solo is still alive
>What saved him?
>Does he know how to use the force?
>BASED Lando?
>>63976259
Probrably just flashbacks as Rey gets her memory back and realizes Han was her father as well.
SOLO! *Jabba the Hutt voice*
I'M STILL ALIVE SOLO. YOU CANNOT HIDE. I SEE EVERYTHING.
I'm guessing force ghost who comes back to Haunt Kylo Ren like Hamlet
>"he isn't a jock, he just is on the football team"
>"I'm just having fuuun"
>"grow up, Mason"
Holy shit, literally a walking stereotype
Wouldn't have surprised if she said "come on its the current year!!"
>>63976097
I've had girlfriends that are actually like this. They've got no respect and are cheaters. You catch them and they get all defensive and try to reverse it and make it look like you're the bad guy.
You drop them on the spot.
>>63976097
Most girls are like this though.
They say that they'll grow up and stop being idiots, but really just use that as an excuse to do what they're currently doing.
>>63976165
>>63976399
Men are like this too. Only worse.
