Seriously how are they still alive?
>>63985424
Droids don't die idiot
>>63985463
you get what i mean, like totally destroyed
They're like a latter day Bob Hope and Bing Crosby, just going wherever the road takes them.
How could we go from this
>>63985009
To this
>>63985009
I guess only star wars threads have garanteed replies this days.
/tv/ surelly reached his bottom.
season 2 is better tbf
Name a better Satan in the history of cinema
You can't
John landis
inb4 someone posts that piece of shit Constantine movie
We needed this guy now instead of Faggot Ren.
I agree. He was much more Badass than that pussy who got his ass kicked by a ex-stormtrooper and an untrained girl.
>Kylo is a dark and edgy teenager
>/tv/ are dark and edgy teenagers
>Kylo hates his parents due to teenage angst
>/tv/ hates their parents due teenage angst
>Kylo is a virgin
>/tv/ are virgins
>Kylo is a weak loser who talks hot shit then gets btfo by a girl who fucks a black stud
>/tv/ are weak losers who talk hot shit then get btfo by girls who fuck black studs
>Kylo obsessed with Darth Vader's mask
>/tv/ obsessed with Bane's mask
Is there any series that comes close to the comfiness of Twin Peaks?
>>63984834
no. simply no.
Fishing With John
agree its maxcomf but X-Files comes close
is Sebulba the most underrated Star Wars character? I never see him posted around here.
POOJOO!
I'm betting everything on Sebulba.
>>63984774
He looks like an old man's nutsack
Original Sheev is Best Sheev
Emperor Palpatine was a good character, but I think that Kylo Ren from Star Wars™ Episode VII: The Force Awakens™ is a worthy successor! Tell me friend, have you seen this generation-defining movie at your local cinema yet?
>>63984810
Kylo Ren is somehow even more deformed than Original Sheev.
Original Sheev is Snoke
she gets fucked by this kid in episode 3. that's creepy
Dude nailed his babysitter. Living the dream.
Anakin was 9, she was 14. Not much a stretch. Now if she were 18 and he were 9...
>You call this a diplomatic solution?
What did he mean by this?
Post actors who should be in jail.
VIETNAM
FUCKING
SHITS
Cringe level infinite
https://youtu.be/hipPC2UfYBY?t=25m4s
>>63984541
ugh, 4chan doesn't play the video at the time I marked...
Go to 25 minutes and 4 seconds.
>>63984564
Starwars is a movie and /tv/ is movie and tv show discussion board. This video is a review of a movie. Now fuck off.
>>63984460
BASED.
>>63984460
BELONG TO US
>>63984460
>base
>stump is the base of a tree
>Rachel Maddow is trying to stump the trump
Smdh
Which actors will define the 2010s?
>Oscar Isaac
>Jake Gyllenhaal
>Tom Hardy
>Domhnall Gleeson
Can't think of others
Jlaw sadly
McCunnyhay and Fassbender you stuck-in-2015 prick
suck my penis
>gleeson
no fuck off
Tom Hardy probably.
He's a big actor right now.
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-force-awakens-is-the-least-interesting-star-wars-yet
>"Ultimately, Force Awakens is more a product of the same market logic that gave rise to the Marvel Universe films—a logic that rewards emulation and nostalgia above all; reusing ideas, characters, and narrative arcs that have already proven lucrative—than it is of the imagination that launched the series nearly four decades ago."
BASED LUCAS
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DISNEY A SHIT
>>63984372
redditor a on suicide watch
Pretty depressing. Even Star Wars can't save us from this shit.
>The Force Awakens
>Badly written tripe full of fan service
>Probably will make billions of dollars of profit
>Fury Road
>By far the best action movie of recent times
>Barely made its budget back
How do we fix this?
Both were good.
They have a lot in common too.
>>63984296
The Force Awakens was good. Fury Road was a masterpiece
>>63984243
>>63984903
Reddit fuck off
We're here to save capeshit.
>>63984228
they're jumping the shark
they're going all in with their movies
BvS better do well at the box office and with critics/fans
otherwise they get eaten by the shark
>>63984228
Only Affleck and Cavill can.
BvS will do well, but they'll lose to Civil War, panic, and then try to change shit for the next movie, probably adding even more quips and then everything will collapse. Screencap this post.
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