I fucking love how they made both Han Solo and Indiana Jones into this old pathetic man who wears exactly the same clothes as he did in his youth and acts the same way, I think that's actually really funny, can't wait for Blade Runner 2
>>63975095
Don't forget a disappointing son
>>63975116
Nah, that's how most sons are, plus I don't think Shia was that disappointing to him
>>63975095
>I fucking love how they made both Han Solo and Indiana Jones into this old pathetic man who wears exactly the same clothes as he did in his youth and acts the same way
I unironically did too. He was a criminal dude, he explained it, he went back to what he knew.
Remember when the Force Awakens was being shilled as this glorious, practical movie with limited CGI effects? What happened?
>awful looking Maz Kanata
Am I the only one that thought she looked distractingly bad? Maybe not Dexter Jettster bad, but close
>Prometheus/Voldermort/Sheev rip off
Waste of Andy Serkis' talents. Why not just make this a regular human character and hire an actor?
>Han's tentacle Men in Black alien monsters
Looked awful, didn't even feel like Star Wars.
Then the duel at the end in the snow with the trees looked like they were in a studio with green or blue screen work. Something about the way the actors looked in that setting was very Hobbit-like with the lighting and such
>space battles looked no better than Revenge of the Sith
So what happened with all this crap they were shilling and spewing again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_XMTN0QeWI
>>63975068
it's the same thing as everything else about the film: the marketing was all that mattered not the delivery.
>Practical effects
I let Snoke pass because it was a hologram, so they can make it look better in the next movie and pass it off as that. Maz Kanata was stupid and ate up too much precious screentime.
I like the Rathars so fuck you. :)
Fuck you, I like her.
>>63974948
Of course you do, that's how advertisement/propaganda works, through over-saturation. In ten years US black/white interracial marriage numbers will triple.
>>63974948
>her
>>63975245
>muh white genocide
back to /pol/
Not a single thing wrong with this film beyond the chick and the kid being annoying at times.
IT'S NOT RACISM IF IT'S MOTHER FUCKING ACCURATE!
>>63974873
The kid made t better desu, loved how dark it got too. It has both sides: fun and gift but also grim and dark
>>63974873
accurate? you mean the kult of kali and magic stones are real?
>>63975333
No that's not what people called racist it was the bug eating and shit.
>makes it as a child star is some comfy 90s films
>family screws him out of his $$$$
>stays out of a limelight for a while
>comes back with Party Monster
>has a drug problem but kicks it
>now just has fun in a band and in some indie features
>>63974856
I don't see how any of that went right.
its funny how his brother turned out a way better actor
I've started acting a bit edgy since I saw Star Wars: The Force Awakens
When I go to the gym I over-exaggerate the soreness after a set of reps, like I hit my chest and stretch my arms to the sides desperately while grunting. I'm also thinking of nicking some part of my abdomen so that I have an excuse to hit myself around people at my university, so that they think I have some mysterious secret hidden beneath and think I'm unstable/dangerous (there's some percent of women into that). I also talk to myself purposely when I know people are watching me, and move my hands strangely in the space in front of me
I know some of /tv/ is guilty of copying movie characters they want to be seen as, can you name yours?
>>63974842
The autism is strong in this one.
>>63974842
I can certainly see your reasons, I've always preferred the Dark Side myself.
hahahahahahahah
So, what did you think of Mark Hamill's spectacular performance in The Force Awakens? I think he really nailed it. Totally worth it losing all that weight.
I'm glad all that voice acting work really paid off. He sounded fantastic.
>>63974818
He seemed pretty fat in the movie, seems like he didn't bother losing weight until episode VIII
>>63974818
he looks a lot younger
>“I’m grounded in who I am, and I am a confident black man,” Boyega said. “A confident, Nigerian, black, chocolate man. I’m proud of my heritage, and no man can take that away from me. I wasn’t raised to fear people with a difference of opinion. They are merely victims of a disease in their mind.”
>“I just don’t get it,” Boyega continued. “You guys got every single alien in this movie imaginable to man — with tentacles, five eyes. Aliens that, if they existed, we’d definitely have an issue… Yet what you want to do is fixate on another human being’s color. Stop and think about how primitive that is."
Wait...
People outside of 4chan actually gave a fuck about Goyega
Wut?
>>63974624
What's wrong with this?
He's not wrong is he
I didn't go to film school, I went to the movies.
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35158454
MMMMMM
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3508920576/rg3385760512?ref_=rgmd_md_pv
The pictures on imdb are comedy gold.
>>63974612
>BBC
You can't make this shit up
WHO WILL BE HIS WIFE/REY'S MOM???
The force, nigga.
>>63974610
Force baby, idiot
Why does she look so smug here? It's almost like she's taunting the old fuck.
that isnt smug at all you autistic virgin
>>63974522
smug?
lol we got a legit autist here :D
>>63974522
You literally can't read facial expressions. Actual DSM-V criterion for autism spectrum disorder
>post yfw Star Wars flop
>>63974490
*eats of your plate without asking*
*orders a pizza loudly*
What do these three have in common?
Fun fact: It's not them being Black. It's that they are allTRAITORS
>>63974456
is this some form of pottery?
>>63974456
BUT HE IS THE TRAYYDAAARAAAAAGHHHHH
>“I think the fans are going to love it,” he said. “It’s very much the kind of movie they’ve been looking for.”
You can like the OT, the Prequels, and the TFA. Stop acting like it's a competition.
He didn't say he liked it.
>It's very much the kind of movie they’ve been looking for.
>>63974401
he ironically liked it literally
>Ma-Muh! Ma-Muh! Ma-Muh! Ma-Muh! Ggggggghhhhtttttabbabbabbababghbighbighbi!
>>63974394
Giovanni Ribisi is underrated
for some reason this was the most graphic death for me. the way the blood continues to pour out of the bulletholes no matter how many times they wiped it was crazy
>>63974455
I still can't sit through the knife fight
