Have you fellas seen this horseshit?
Why horseshit? It looks pretty good. It's not trying to one-up Dazed or anything, I'm sure it'll just be a good story all its own.
Baseball, the 1980's, Rick Linklater writing a bunch of College aged young people, and a night of self discovery. It sounds comfy to me.
I thought most of /tv/ had learned to recognize dogshit movies by their cover arts by now
>>63986429
just watched the trailer and am hugely disappointed with this as i liked dazed a lot.
feels so forced and unoriginal.
the van halen song is cool tho.
Best Tarantino film so far. Prove me wrong
>inb4 cuck meme
Grow up children
Fuck Tarantino...what a Douche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiVYtso6X0M
>>63986314
>Cuckoldo needs shills for his flicks now
Sad.
HOURLY REMINDER:Han Solo died for fucking nothing.
>"Long before we had this title, the idea of The Force Awakens was that this would become the evolution of not just a hero, but a villain. Star Wars had the greatest villain in cinema history. So, how you bring a new villain into that world is a very tricky thing. We knew we needed to do something fucking bold. The only reason why Kylo Ren has any hope of being a worthy successor is because we lose one of the most beloved characters." - JJ Abrams
There is no poetry, no deep reason, no test needed to join the Dark Side - this jewish hack just needed the villain to kill a beloved character to make him look tough. As if that wasn't shitty/shallow enough of a reason, he fucked up his intention of making a great villain by having two novice plebs beat the shit out of this supposed supervillain, thereby losing all credibility that he is in any way a threat. So basically the whole reason for killingHan Solois null because of their shit insistence on an overpowered feminist icon.
BRAVO DISNEY
I was kind of mad Luke did like nothing to help his old friend, was chilling on the mountain top more important than showing up to help? Some Jedi
>>63986232
jj ruined star wars
luke would never wimp out by going into hiding. dude entered jabba's palace without his lightsaber and left victorious. JJ made luke a pussy and now its canon.
you guys know what's up
bravo for you not JJ
Does anyone else see that sexual tension between kylo ren and Rey during the interrogation scene? I Mean the scene must have been written like this on purpose, so most likely there not related and she's a kenobi
yes its fucking obvious
kylo is probably sexually frustrated and awkward around girls his own age
>>63986193
I thoght they were the same age
>>63986154
>so most likely there not related
love knows no societal boundaries bigot. quit being incestaphobic.
>American teenagers are breaking the rules in some way in a mid-to-late'90s/early '00s movie
>I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
>a character in a gangster flick fulfills his redemption in one act of badassery
>Gimme Shelter
>this kind of thread
>it aint me starts playing
>>63986238
The first few times I saw this I thought you guys were talking about that Bob Dylan song, and was wondering which vietnam movies it had been in
>Strong with the force
>Blue light saber
>Beats a Skywalker
>British accent
Give me one good reason why Rey isn't related to Obi Wan?
Obi Wan was a virgin
>>63986014
Because Luke has a daughter in the books and Obi Wan doesn't. That's one very good reason.
>>63986014
Obi-Wan didn't fuck Satine in time.
Greatest action film ever
How can you get bored watching this? It's literally the most comfy film ever
Are any other John Woo movies even close to as good?
>>63985992
Yes
>>63986116
No
>>63986116
A Better Tomorrow
A Bullet to the Head
The Killer
Face//Off
>The problem isn't Star Wars as cinema. The troubling thing is what Star Wars's Cloud City-high place in our culture says about us.
>We're a generation of Peter Pans who can't let go of childhood obsessions. Over the last few decades, even when Star Wars movies weren't being made, the same childlike sugar rush that fuels them has grown ever more omnipresent in our media. Movies based on Marvel Comics—which like Star Wars is also owned by Disney—dominate the box office (five Marvel titles are due out in 2016), and they're slowly getting a bigger foothold in television as well: ABC's Marvel: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and Netflix's Daredevil and Jessica Jones.
>I don't know why we even bother branding anything "young adult" fiction anymore with all the 30-year-olds lining up for the new Hunger Games or Divergent movies. Even the "sophisticated" stuff—The Walking Dead, The Dark Knight, Game of Thrones—are little more than adolescent fever dreams dressed up as adult. Scenes of sex and violence and the addition of moody antiheroes can't hide that fact that the material is still crowded with zombies, outer space, King Arthur-esque fairy tales, and crime fighters dressed in spandex.
>For those headed to a theater near you to queue up for the latest [Star Wars] entry: May the Farce be with you.
Damn, a Chicago Reader reporter wrote some harsh words about Star Wars, the modern entertainment industries (games, movies etc) and consumers.
Do you agree with him, /tv/? What are your thoughts? Remember not to get bitter.
>>63985975
He's completely right. A really, really popular thing to do nowadays is repaint series for children/teenagers as something for adults because people don't want to leave those series behind with them.
It's pathetic and needs to stop.But even this fad isn't why Star Wars 7 was so fucking bad. It was because they got the worst writers on the planet and the most overambitious director to handle it.
>>63985975
But these movies make more money overseas than in domestic
>>63987090
>The worst writers on the planet.
Speaking of immature, this is how children write and think. A whole generation that grew up on calling everything the worst, and "I can't even." It's all hyperbole made to fit in. Please fuck yourself, you child. It's bad, but it isn't the worst. Not even remotely close.
I've been out of /tv/ for the last 10 or so months. What are some /patrician/ movies and series that came out this year? I just finished fargo's season 2. Why is it so good, by the way? Damn.
Picture unrelated.
Fuck off Reddit
>>63986017
Guess I should have made justa another Star Wars thread, huh? Go fuck yourself, nigger.
>>63985958
Why are you saving albums that my wife's 14yr old daughter considers childish?
Is "Mary Sue" the new /tv/ buzzword?
Seems a few rankled boys are getting a stiffy over this and are in the process of memefication.
>>63985923
that's pretty glib tbH
Rey honestly might have gotten too powerful too quickly and is good at a lot of things, but fuck, it was nice seeing the hero win because she just believed in the Force and it enabled her to do great things
after the midichlorian power level bullshit of the prequels it was exactly what the franchise needed
>>63986001
>it was exactly what the franchise needed
I feel some MRAs are getting triggered right now.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate this masterpiece? I didn't like it initially, but after seeing it reach #1 as the highest grossing film of all time, I relented my prior opinion and now sing praises for it.
Bravo James Cameron.
>>63985916
But Reddit Leddit Media told me it was stoopid
>>63985916
Your time is up
This film would be ten times better without all the military cliches, particularly the whole character of antagonist, jesus christ
So wait, was this whole movie just a metaphor for Mark Hamill's Career?
>after starwars VI go into hiding
>doesnt get job in decent movie again till now
pls respond
>>63985829
No it's not.
Happy?
>>63985767
He lived the NEET dream idiot
DINDU NUFFIN
Sweet, it's Lando!
Black people are alright!
>>63985689
>has the sexual revolution bypassed blacks?
awww, poor guys felt exluded even when white girls were fucking anything that moved
This thread is for the discussion of anything other than star wars. Post about anything that isn't star cucks in here.
Why was the last Harry Potter film divided into two movies? Isn't that rather wasteful?
>>63985726
so they could make more money, was what i always figured
what did those gross anyway, i've never checked
>>63985726
shekels
who the fuck did this. Wait 30 years to make this movie just to make roland a nigger. Thoughts /tv?
>>63985527
A big waste.
I wouldn't expect anything better though anymore.
>>63985527
>Thoughts /tv?
I think that John Boyega from Star Wars™ Episode VII: The Force Awakens™ proved that we can turn antiquated racial presumptions on their heads and still deliver a generation-defining movie that shatters box office records and currently holds a 95% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Head down to your local cinema and buy a ticket today!
great actor. good for them. between this and mcconaughey as flagg, I'll actually interested in the damn movie.
