ITT: Characters that are more attractive than the actor who portrays them
Why is she such a qt?
this scene
it's kind of obvious that she'll be a main antagonist in later installments.
Why has noone shopped the lightsaber as a BBC yet?
i just realized that they can never do prequels to the prequels because episode 1 is called episode 1. they should have called it like episode 500 or something so that they'd have room for more prequels.
>>63966047
hey redz, how hangs it?
>>63966047
yugioh has a season 0 im sure they can make an episode 0
Why would anyone want a prequel of the prequels? Literally all the shitstorm starts with Anakin
>gf tells me she loves Wes Anderson
>she's only heard of Moonrise Kingdom
Why do girls pretend to like Wes Anderson?
cause he's a hipster
>>63965936
Are women capable of understanding cinema in general?
I say no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA3jRCX14cQ
>>63965994
>showing the life aquatic to gf
>she just stares at the screen blankly during the shark encounter scene where Steve starts crying and says "I wonder if it remembers me"
Is it happening?
>>63965854
F L O P
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Didn't Avatar started really small? If Star Wars drops from the largest first weekend to Avatar tier monday then it's a massive flop.
Joe rogan thread
https://youtu.be/wKqo_UemQI4
wow a pod cast and a band?
Joe that career of yours is really taking off
singed,
Another Loser
>>63965654
doing alternating kettlebell cleans with 32 kgs is bretty hardcore though.
>>63965732
>singed
>ing
who's the loser here..
>kylo takes off his mask
>whole theater bursts out laughing
Why?
Why do people keep making fun of his looks. He's perfectly fine looking.
>>63965638
he reminds me of marylin manson a bit.
i also think his choise is genius and by the end of the new trilogy everybody will love him.
>>63965638
just fucc my boi up
>>63965638
>whole theater bursts out laughing
I can't think of anything more obnoxious than being loud in a theatre
New Linklater movie trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wue327uQhLM&feature=youtu.be
>megan ellison
DROPPED
DUDE WEED LMAO
>only took a year to make
GARBAGE
Rey did I ever tell you about the time your grandfather used that very lightsaber to slaughter dozens of younglings much like yourself in the jedi temple? Don't worry, he turned to the light side about 5 minutes before he died of asphyxiation. He was a good friend
>>63965575
>younglings
What a stupid fucking word.
>>63965575
the thing that pissed me off about the prequels the most tbqh. darth had light in him, they made sith anakin complete edgy evil. killing a bunch of kids? really?
>>63965575
>>63965845
Darth Vader was not Anakin Skywalker
How can a film this blatantly camp, be so amazing.
>>63965121
>camp
What?
>>63965121
I never really liked it much. I hate abstract art. Though I would fuck her bad.
I too liked Space Die Hard
Man of Steel triggered my femdom instincts.
>that scene when she beats up a dozen guys
>tfw she will never stomp your balls
For me it was probably Zero Dark Thirty
Reported for not Star Wars
shes probably hate fucking stabler in the nanosphere for the rest of their lives, turning him into a plaything she can coddle then angrily fuck, then nurture and then fuck again
ITT: Hateful Eight
Holy fuck this movie is so fucking bad.
3 whole long hours of fucking slow, boring, nothingness of a bunch of shitty ass "western type" actors acting as. Kurt Russell is shit, the woman is shit and annoying as fuck, they even managed to make Samuel Jackson look like shit with this movies shit ass script.
AND OF COURSE TARANTINO HAS TO PUT HIMSELF INTO THE MOVIE BY USING HS VOICE AS A VOICEOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And of course Michael Madsen is in it, the guy who if you see his name in the film, you know it's not gonna be good.
Anyone else who has seen the DVD screener think this movie was utter shit and a waste of time? Thoughts otherwise?
>>63964967
I bet you didn't like reservoir dogs
I liked it
Wait, there's already a screener ? Where ?
Daily reminder that James Cameron was going to make Spiderman in the 90s, and it was one of the worst capeshit scripts ever written in Hollywood.
With DiCaprio as Spiderman, and Arnie as Dr Ock. Featuring a sex scene in a giant web on top of a bridge.
"Based" Jim indeed hack isnt even above capeshit
>>63964959
the 90's was a horrible time for capeshit and there's a reason cameron avoided it.
>>63964959
>the cuck awakens fags are trying their hardest to discredit James Cameron
Hello reddit
>Go to an American cinema
>Have to endure 30+ minutes of ads and trailers before the actual movie starts
What the fuck? Is this the norm over there?
It's the same in Britain. 30 mins. Standard
>Doesn't get shot
>No clapping
>No showers
>No crab legs
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>go to an american cinema
>no formal dress code
>no overture before the movie
>no intermission after the first half
>crablegs instead of lobster
What the fuck? Is this the norm over there?
>Post One thing that's never addressed in adventure movies
How often do these people shower? Like more often then not these characters are out and about days, if not weeks at a time. It's never even hinted or alluded that they've washed themselves. Take Rey for instance. On a planet with very limited water resources, how often do you think she gets properly cleaned? I love Rey but her snatch probably reeks like the corpses of 1000 rotten fish. Always running, always sweating. You think maybe Kylo was thinking to himself when he was face to face with her "God, this bitch stinks!"
Just my autistic thoughts
It's actually bacteria that causes sweat to smell.
Since bacteria in SW = midiclorians, the more you sweat the more Force™ you have.
Who actually believes Rey always found scrap to sell, every single day?
My theory is that while Rey is a good scavenger, there were many weeks where she found nothing or too little that is salvageable at all.
In those weeks she was almost starving. Her body is already burning a lot of calories because of where she lives and what she does all day, so she really needs these little rations.
The implications here, of course, are that from time to time Rey saw no other option than to sell herself to some alien scum at Niima station. Yeah it wasn't always sex, most of the time it was probably enough to give a quick handjob or blowjob to someone so they'd give her half a ration and she'd survive for bit longer until she found some crap to sell, but still.. she found the whole experience extremely degrading and she hated it. It wasn't uncommon for her to have a tear running down her cheek while she had a fat alien cock stuck in her throat.
Rey does look like she smells of stale piss, it's true.
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