What do you think Lembas Bread tastes like?
Sorta like bread
One. Quarter. Portion.
>>63945340
He says "that is a TASTY burger". But at least you remembered the cadence and emphasized the "is".
Why does this movie feel so genuine and loving?
because it was made with craft and passion by a great director with a unique style
>>63942252
Because it's Really That Good.
because no need for long introductions, everyone is comfy, studio made 1 billion megabucks so the director can still do what he wants
i'm sick of inferior sci fi edition
also, Worst episode edition:
Subrosa, prove me wrong
>>63938339
I can't prove you wrong because you're entirely correct. Fuck that ep.
Threshold was worse
>>63938339
Cowboy data is best data
Let's see how patrician you are /tv/
>Post your "Watch Aagain" Youtube section
ITT: We separate the real patrish with the bourgeois
Mine's probably pretty bad.
real patricians use vimeo
What movies and TV shows from 2015 are worth downloading? Looking for BDrips.
Putting together a HD full of pleb shit for christmas, assume they haven't seen any new releases.
So far I have Sicario, Bridge of Spies, Southpaw, Jurassic World and older HBO series.
>>63964971
did he died
If you're looking for a list of pleb tier shit for the whole family just look at the list of the highest grossing movies of the year.
>>63964971
I have an extreme fear of heights and that picture made my ass pucker.
Please spoiler that shit in the future. Together, we can make /tv/ a safe space for everyone :-)
>I worked with Ingmar Bergman you know...
>I was in The Exorcist...
>>63964131
you were also in that shitty Robert Redford movie.
yeah well, this is Star Wars. Either be a meme or fuck off
What a sad way to go
what's her name?
>>63963748
30 rock?
Always Sunny
True detective
SAY MY NAME
>>63963718
Jar Jar Abraham
Saviour of Star Wars
Jar Jar Cocknose
How can a capeshit film be so good?
>>63963716
because it was mainly a conspiracy film
because it was alright
>>63963716
Because Russos.
Didn't he die in TFA?
force ghost or flashback
He's probably signed on to that to throw people off. I know people also said Adam Driver wasn't signed for any more movies and they were worried he'd be killed off. Fuggin mystery box
I don't know man, flashbacks? Knowing Disney they might say fuck it and turn Han into a ghost
What would you title the sequel to a movie called "I Hate Niggers"?
The Revenge of Louis CK
I Hate Niggers 2: The Hood Strikes Back
>>63963445
I Hate Niggers More
What can we expect from the next Star Wars? Rian Johnson is directing and writing instead of JJ Abrams
Rian Johnson wrote the episode of Breaking Bad whereeggsac shredder gets fuckin shot (ozymandias)
If it's Rian Johnson it won't be nearly as frenetic as JJ.
kylo ren chases a fly around the star destroyer
It's an interesting choice. It's also a good idea to not let JJ do all 3 movies, since he tends to fuck up sequels.
RAGE AT STAR WARS REVIEWERS THREAD
FUCK THEM ALL /tv/, FUCK THEM ALL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3tTkIUVRbo
FUCK THIS BITCH IN HER STUPID FUCKING FACE
I'VE SPENT THE LAST DAY SEARCHING FOR ANYONE THAT SEES THESE MOVIES AS I SEE THEM, FEELS THE WAY I FEEL, AND I FOUND THIS.
THIS!
RLM WAS BAD ENOUGH, BUT EVERYONE IS GIVING THIS MOVIE A FREE PASS BECAUSE, "He at least it isn't the prequels, am I right?"
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK THEM THIS MOVIE IS AS BAD AS REVENGE OF THE SITH.
>>63962830
wewlad
>>63962830
>free pass because it ain't a prequel
Basically that's it
>>63962905
WORST THING I HEARD IN MY TRAVELS WAS FROM TWO BEST FRIENDS' REVIEW
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING HELL THE BALD MIDGET SAID HE WATCH ALL THE PLINKETT REVIEWS TO KNOW WHAT TO WATCH OUT FOR AND SAW ZERO OF THEM IN TFA.
ZERO ERRORS ACCORDING TO THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT
FUCK
Your daily reminder that this movie won't even make one billion dollars within the first week like everyone thought it would.
what movie is that youre talking about?
It is projected to be the first movie to ever cross a billion domestically. The closest is Avatar with about 770
>>63962893
>Projected
It was 517 yesterday.
It's 529 today.
It's gonna lose money at this rate.
>Harrison Ford is 73 and still a sexual beast
How does he work?
It must be that faggoty earring he keeps using.
Part-time
Because he's a man, and men age well and women do not. Also he gets paid millions to do stars and not phone it in, as well as press tours such as this magazine cover. Money can influence somebody to do a lot, including eat right and take care of yourself.
People with lots of money are better than you.
