So who's fucking kid is she?
Most likely Luke's but then the bigger question is who is her mother?
What makes you think her parents are relevant?
>>63947988
Because she refused to be a jedi just to stay in desert planet and wait for her parents
Is there even one memorable line from this movie? You can tell if a movie is really great if people are constantly quoting it or making parodies of it.
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>63945326
I'm trying here
>60 PORTIONS
>TRAITOR
>It's true, all of it
tr8r
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/seth-abramson/40-unforgivable-plot-holes-in-star-wars-the-force-awakens_b_8850324.html?ir=Australia
40 keks were had
feel the Force, faggots
>>63944659
>20. When the Resistance finally figures out where Luke is, after looking for him for many years, why do they send only Chewbacca and a random girl who Leia just met to collect him?
oh god!!
Couldn't they make Snoke even more generic looking?
I WAS BORN ON A SMALL PLANET
Is that the white orc from the hobbit?
Can anyone explain why Luke seems to be this idolized Yoda type figure in episode VII when by all accounts he was pretty shit even at the end of the OT and he never completed his training?
>>63941675
He blew up the Death Star. He was a hero even before the first movie ended.
>>63941675
He's literally the last known Jedi in the Galaxy.
>>63941708
I meant force wise. How the fuck did he manage to become this Jedi of legend with the force despite never utilizing it to its full extent?
>Concussion.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
>Joy.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
>Steve.Jobs.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
>In.The.Heart.of.the.Sea.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
>Legend.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
>The.Hateful.Eight.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
>Creed.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
>The.Revenant.2015.DVDScreener.x264-PtP
>Carol.2015.DVDSCR.x264.AAC-NoGRP
>The.Peanuts.Movie.2015.DVDSCR.X264.AC3-EVO
>Brooklyn.2015.DVDSCR.x264.AC3-TiTAN
>Room.2015.DVDSCR.x264-LEGi0N
The screeners keep coming and it's triggering the XVID haters. Don't complain unless you can source screeners yourself, you faggots.
Latest screeners will be posted in this thread.
Oh, and don't worry about the Martian screener, that's getting an iTunes HD WEB-DL tonight at Midnight EST so it will be much better than a screener.
What have you been watching, /tv/?
Is any of them even good?
>>63940009
Read some reviews you worthless unemployed loser. Do you want a fucking bottle, too?
>>63940009
Brooklyn was solid.
Why are there never white guy + black girl coupling in movies?
I'd black girl her coupling if you know what I mean
>>63934794
Is that some Janelle?
I want Janelle Monae to cameo in a SW movie as a bar singer in a sleazy cantina
non-shark edition
FUCK STAR WARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
so what did FN stand for?
field nigger
>>63955091
full nigger
>>63955091
Effin'
How dare Star Wars depict guns and militarism
What part of Star WARS did she misunderstand?
>toting weapons that look an awful lot like armaments the United States soldiers carry into battle
Holy fuck don't show this to /k/.
>>63953914
They literally just look like Nerf guns painted black. The fuck is she on about?
>people actually think like this
People like her shouldn't be allowed to have opinions
Just give him the Oscar, dammit. Does this man have to sell his soul to Satan and sacrifice a child to win?
I agree, Adam Driver did great.
you won't get it leo
>>63953492
He doesn't deserve it. He may have worked hard in that film, but he did very little actual acting.
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/12/21/tina-fey-explaining-jokes-unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt
Wait, are there new episodes of this show? What's going on here?
>>63953470
moar?
>>63953536
That was the episode where they made a porno of the crew and cast at the end.
What do you think of the Red Letter Media reviews?
good but over quoted and memed
>>63953230
Like 'em.
One of my go-to's if I need a few hours of background noise.
Nitpicking faggots who make some good points out of sheer quantity
This movie was fucked up.
that was the point when they made it
edgy as possible with no merit aside from shock value
>>63953195
Nah
>>63953195
a literal glib facsimile
but seriously I hate Martyrs. It's all bite and no bark. Plus it's shit. Inside is the GOAT new wave French extremism cinema. Dat everything.
Who are the First Order?
Where did they get the financing for a 100x Death Star?
Why are they so white? The rest of the universe is very multicultural.
>>63952754
>first order
>>63952754
>Who are the First Order?
Basically the remnants of the Empire
>Where did they get the financing for a 100x Death Star?
I think from individuals and governments that benefited from Imperial rule and wanted to see a return to that system.
>Why are they so white? The rest of the universe is very multicultural.
I think that's the point. Or it was, Snoke being the head of it now seems odd.
>who are the first order?
Imperial Remnants
>where did they get the financing for a x100 Death Star?
Because they're still the biggest military in the galaxy.
