Isn't it great that Star Wars is finally casting women and blacks in strong roles?
Oh wait, George Lucas got shit on for including Sam Jackson because people thought it was a cynical attempt to draw in black audiences.
Why did Disney get a pass?
niggers
They don't
Mace windy was one of the most under utilized characters ever
SW has always unironically had all the memeveristy things people in the 2000s cream and are neurotic over
lucas just wasnt a faggot about it
So I decide to give Z nation a shot, and am once again disappointed to see that Hollywood has created yet another "stronk womyn" show that is laughable, at best, and just insulting, at worst.
Instead of a Mary Sue stronk womyn in charge, they deliver a Malika Sue stronk womyn doing her best "sassy black chick" impersonation, which is apparently supposed to be intimidating to the men that tower over her 5 foot nothing frame.
What the fuck?
Does the entertainment industry not realize that men have actually grown up with women? Do they not remember how the girls use to cry about the boys "playing too rough" in grade school? Do they not remember how the boys straight up dominated the girls in every possible physical event we were forced to play in gym in junior, or high school? Does Hollywood forget the fact that they, and the media alike, are constantly lobbying for laws against men that "abuse" women when said women get their asses beat by men?
Just stop it already. It's fucking stupid and unwatchable when some chick is put in charge of a bunch of dudes, and it's even worse when they portray them as some kind of "bad ass". Chicks are a fucking joke compared to men physically, and they can't hang with them physically, OR mentally.
The "stronk womyn" meme needs to die already.
How would the Cenation fair in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm with you OP. In the past I've shrugged about these kinds of tropes but at this point they are doing it all the fucking time and its becoming overbearing, not to mention hypocritical when the same femshits while scream and shout about a male football player giving a girl some bruises.
she's 5'10. meanwhile, you probably dont have a problem with all these 5'7-5'9 manlets playing a tough guy role.
IT'S NOT THE EAST OR THE WEST SIDE
NO IT'S NOT
ITS NOT THE NORTH OR THE SOUTH SIDE
IT'S NOT THE NORTH OR THE SOUTH SIDE
Why are people giving the prequels so much shit? Better quality, better fight scenes, and better characters. Episode III was the best of the 3. Also jar jar binks is a sith lord and is actually bigger to the plot than you think, look it up.
Because they ARE shit OP.
Search it in your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>63950712
Holy SHIT just looked it up and it seems as if Jar Jar Binks is, in fact, a sith lord. WTF?!? How did this escape me?
disney reddishills flood the board after every blockbuster, just give it some time
You know Vader wasn't very impressive in A New Hope. He strides in AFTER the grunts, which are later made out to be incompetent, kill everyone, and then gets sassed by a teenager with cinnamon rolls for hair. Then he gets led around by Tarkin for the rest of the movie, only kills Obi-Wan because Obi-Wan let him, and then comedically gets sent tumbling off into deep space at the end.
His force chokes are mostly just him being able to verbally counter sass, which makes him come off like a violent, stupid brute.
Vader didn't get good until Empire Strikes Back.
25 cents has been deposited into your Walt Disney World account
Vader never did anything 1v1 other than fight Jedi.
Naturally.
>>63950677
no one never said anything about the disney movies, desusenpai
Star Wars has taken over /tv/
How do we save the board?
>>63950534
wait a week
By posting the series that killed mainstream fantasy instead?
>>63950534
Give it a few more months until either Game of Thrones comes back or something else happens. As soon as it is pulled from theatres no one will be talking about it until DVD release anyway.
>Nobody Baneposts anymore
It's like one of those Twilight Zone episodes where I've stepped into an alternate dimension or some shit.
What caused R2-D2 to wake up?
Someone was brewing Folgers and he smelled it.
The Lord Jesus Christ (not memeing or joking)
plot convenience
What other strong female characters are considered a Mary Sue?
Janeway
Jean Grey
>>63949945
>woman rapist
Women can't be rapists, you shitlord.
See this nigger right here? This is Luke's son. Saying it a year and a half in advance. See you then lads.
Search your feelings, you know this to be true.
>>63949929
>Destroys an entire system
>Luke's son
Yeah right
wasn't he the 1 who got cucked by a robot
Why is everyone obsessing about how ugly Adam Driver is and giving this fucker a pass?
>Risk your life to save some white chick you just met
>All you get in the end is a chaste kiss on your forehead and the words 'Thank you FRIEND'
That is some brutal friendzoning, did anyone else feel bad for him in the end?
c.uck
nah he'll have her by the last flick
subverted trope of alpha big dick black guy didn't it?
what went wrong?
Literally nothing.
>>63949745
uh, nothing
Stupid ending.
ITT: Movies that have been ruined by memes
It ain't me
This, although the movie itself is arguably the origin of memes. Still, can't take anymore people quoting it out of context just thinking they're really clever and this is a cult classic of some sort.
Post albums that would be good if they were turned into a movie
Isn't that what most of his directing career is?
>>63949796
Basically. Hellbilly Deluxe would be more fun than any of them though, especially if he left his cuntface wife out of it
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away...Naboo was under an attack..
and I find me and qui gon jinn...
Could talk the federation in to maybe cutting them a... Little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
>>63949764
but their response it didn't thrill us..
>It uses the Wilhelm Scream
Into the trash it goes.
I actually do have the same policy. Anything that uses the most cliche stock sound effects unironically, I never rewatch.
>>63949618
It's used ironically, though.
When did it do that? Was high on cold medicine for most of the movie and can't remember.
