reminder that asians are racist
reminder that Avatar made over 100 million in South Korea
>make fin an asian
>beat avatar
It's like hollywood has some sort of agenda that is beyond making money.
It had a big opening in Japan, but Japs love their domestic movies too
>>63938159
Haven't you heard OP? Yokai Watch is basically the new Pokémon.
Can someone tl;dr an explanation of this shit?
Maybe im just fucking retarded
Whats the deal with the films? Some time travel shit? How can some shitty movie reels destroy the Nazis? How were the MC's in the footage? Who was making the films? Season 2 when? Why were they trying to kill Hitler? Why is Juliana so fucking annoying goddamn
I assume the Man in the High Castle is Hitler, but why collect the films, who made them?
They are apparently from another universe. I'll let someone else handle the rest.
>>63937992
What
>>63937992
You mean the Nazis in Earth 1 lost but invented the IRL conspiracy theory "Bell" device that time traveled to the past of Earth 2 before the Nazis lost and gave them future tech and shit that let Earth 2 Nazis win with the Japs and the film reels that showed America winning and Nazis losing was the proof from the Earth 1 time travelers that they were legit when Earth 2 would obviously be suspicious of all this "im from the future from a different Earth guis plz belib me"
Right?
Gay
Has anyone watched this yet? thoughts?
>>63937463
Is this something like that Bob Durst docu?
>>63937564
if you mean the jinx which i haven't seen then yes.
>>63937564
Nah, thats shitflix not HBO
Is Kylo Ren really weak?
Even the black guy managed to get the upper hand on him in a one-on-one dual, the only reason Ren won that fight was because of his bullshit side-lasers. Then Rei destroys him without a scratch.
You can argue that this was because Ren was shot in the leg by Chewbacca, but:
a) He clearly seemed to be getting energy from the pain
b) He has been trained in lightsabers by both Luke and Snoke. Fin has only used it once before and had his ass handed to him by a stormtrooper anyway
c) Why did he allow himself to be hit by Chewie's distant pot-shot anyway?
Even in the scene showing him killing Luke's new Jedis, he has about 5 other guys surrounding him who seemed to be doing most of the work. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I can't think of anyone Ren actually succeeds in killing in this movie, aside from two defenceless old men.
>>63937111
He is.
He represents the modern day young, angry edgy, white male emo faggot.
well I dunno if VII will break the box office records but it sure is on track to beat the shitposting meme copypasta records
>>63937111
Of course he was weak. Ass handed to him by literally a five year old child. Not even a Darth.
Film felt like I was watching a schoolyard fight.
I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my seat for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
>Ayy quirky space movie lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
>>63936750
Nice blog, prequelfag.
Sage
Is this the new ebin copypasta?
>something goes bad
>goes into hiding for the rest of his life
anyone else think he's kind of an emo drama queen?
and are we supposed to believe he's completely oblivious to the first order and the new darkness? how could he just abandon his friends/family like that? he's partly, probably largely, to blame for han's death.fuck luke
>>63936741
just pay to see the next movie you worthless cunt.
the trailer will have Vader in it. then the trailer for Episode VIII will have Luke in it. fucking give your money to Disney. you are powerless to resist
how did kylo kill an entire school of padawans by himself when he was a kid?
>>63936741
He looks like he wanted to join a disco band
>Bitch i'm fabulous in these robs
Where THE FUCK do I get this poster? Been looking everywhere.
Cool poster general too I guess.
how hyped are you for high rise OP?
>>63936607
OP is my kinda guy. what kind of posters you want senpai?
This character had so much potential. Disney fucked it up.
What potential?
Rich Evans said it best, it's marketings fault if anything for hyping this character up so much.
>>63936121
>This character had so much potential.
No it didn't.
>>63936201
If ep 7 is anything like an omage then Phasma could have been the new Boba Fett
>harrison ford got $40 million
>mark hamill got at least $10 million
>carrie fisher gets $1 million
If this doesn't show you how sexism and the wage gap is a REAL issue then you are just hopeless...
>>63935462
>John Boyega got $300,000
lovin
every
laugh
>>mark hamill got at least $10 million
I think he works for unopened cigarette packs
>moments watching episode 7 where you threw up in your seat
Rey knows how to pilot the falcon better then Han
Try to keep it one thing per post
"lets flood the falcon with poison gas"
"yeah that'll work. The stormtroopers masks only filter smoke, not toxins"
"I don't want to kill anyone!"
"lets kill all the stormtroopers fuck them I was never hommies like we are even though I literally just met you nigga"
"this was the deathstar...THIS is starkiller base"
George Lucas' son doesn't like The Force Awakens, homies. He also really loves the prequels. He spends most of his time on this earth tweeting about this.Jett, you're the one making all the anti-TFA and pro-prequel threads, aren't you?
https://twitter.com/mrjettlucas/with_replies
As if he named his son Jett. What an asshole.
>>63934984
this guy seems like the person who buys his friends
Did he really name his son Jett?
>Jedi's must train from an extremely young age
>It takes years and years to learn how to master the force
>This fully grown bitch masters the force in seconds after only finding out about it an hour ago and beats a highly skilled sith apprentice.
Also the whole "I'M AN STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN!" role rammed down our throats was extremely off putting.
Good one, Disney.
You fucking retard, Luke learns how to use the force quickly too.
>>63934786
It takes him three movies to successfully beat Darth Vader and to be confident in his own abilities.
It takes Rey a mere 1 hour to become SUPER STRUNK WIMMIN WHO CAN EASILY DEFEAT CIS WHITE SITH SCUM
>>63934786
He doesn't learn to properly use it until RotJ. He's even still shit with it when Yoda is training him.
She didn't even know what the force was an hour before/.
What was your favorite new creature design in the movie?
I really liked this thing
That hot bitch in the cantina scene who alerted the first order
This
That armor stuff seem very unpractical
Why does it have a robot helmet anyway?
ITT: We created the most Oscar bait film imaginable
A sad holocaust movie....wait for it....FROM A DOG'S PERSPECTIVE
record_scratch.mp3
Dogs are the best! :3
*covers eyes with paws*
Dubs decides the title of Star wars episode 8
>>63929990
Snoke Strikes Back
>>63929990
Blacked Strikes Back
Leader of the Supremes
