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We were wrong /tv/.... what have we done?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZW1gtCljs
>>63944480
>I don't like sand
>>63944480
Is this supposed to be a good thing that a fan made video gets more of an emotional response than all three prequels combined?
Jesus christ
Okay so here's the thing, we can all agree that Kylo isn't that good looking, so when he was jedi training he probably wasn't that good looking either, and I think he got bullied because of it, hard.
So he learns about Vader, about how he used the force to make people respect him, then Snoke shows up and starts praising the kid, the boy gets happy and wants to leave everything behind, but not with ruining everything.
In other words, the white boy snaped and killed the entire school because he got bullied, so now the lady and the black dude must stop him.
>>63944444
fuck you and your faggot quints
wow another star wars thread good job you goddamn gaylord
witnessed
>>63944444
He's just the hero at his all-time low, he'll overcome it
![Dead-Man-7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MXYIyUa.jpg "Dead-Man-7[1].jpg")
If I liked Dead Man, what other of Jarmusch's films would I like?
whatd you like about it? i couldnt stand dead man and would like to know the appeal
Jim Jarmusch is offensively bad. I watch his movie and think "why the fuck is he doing this to me?! Surely, this is just some sort of joke and the movie will get better." But it doesn't. It just doesn't. I called the cop after I watched Limits of Control because even though Bill Murray's name was on the box, he only showed up for a few minutes. The responder said they were getting a lot of calls, but that Jarmusch technically hadn't done anything illegal, so they couldn't arrest him. I asked what I should do, and she started crying, saying...
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>>63944407
The Limits of Control is the only one I can recall that felt similar despite not being the same genre of film, I like most of his films though like Night On Earth, Mystery Train and Down By Law
>TFA Release
>/tv/ universally hates it
>RLM proclaim it is good
>Half of /tv/ now defends it
>The other half now claims the prequels were great and they want George back
How can one board be so vapid and easily influenced? You want to be contrarians but you don't even know what to be contrary to now.
>>63944375
Did you not know that this board sucked until now?
>>63944375
I was here before the RLM review got released and most of the board seemed to like it.
>/tv/ was full of hate against a person of color
>Now /tv/ is full of hate against a woman
>/tv/ loves Poe
Why does /tv/ defend stale pale males?
why is Kylo Ren such a beta fuck boy who deserves to be perma-cucked by dindu nufFin and mary sue?
Because he's white
>>63944306
pretty much.
the woman and the negro save the day. the mexican jew pilot helps. but the white man is always evil.
didn't you learn this in social marxism 101 at college?
Oh fuck, that was him as the creepy robot guy in Grandma's Boy?
Fuckin' A...
Now that women and minorities have taken Star Wars from us, what else is left?
>>63944236
Certainly not your wife
>>63944236
memes
>>63944236
Your virginity
>saw the new Mad Max
>saw the new Jurassic movie
>saw the new Star Wars
welp, I guess that's it, life from here on out is just one big boring nothing. I have nothing left to look forward to.
see ya on the flip side
consumer whore
>>63944131
who is this semen demon?
>>63944131
You don't want to see President Trump or WW3?
So did Nien Nunb die in Episode 7 along with all the other weirdo aliens?
>>63944113
he got deported back to planet mejiko
pls respond
>>63944113
Ya. Ha ha ha.
Should I go see Star Wars or hateful eight on Christmas this year, /tv/? My 5th or 6th day off this year and alsomy birthday. Or I could stay home and play video games all day like I normally do on my days off.
And yes, I'm your typical /tv/ loser with no friends so I will be going alone.
Both
>>63944018
Which day is your birthday, today or Christmas day?
imo just download the screener for hateful eight.
>>63944185
Christmas is my birthday and I can't stand screeners and both movies interest me
Please suggestions guys if I don't make up my mind in advance I'll just stay at home and be depressed ;_;
Observation: Similarities to KOTOR I & II
>force bonds
>latent powers
>force stasis
>force terror
>mind control/wiping
>ancient jedi artifacts boost the power of the user
>why does he wear the mask?
Am I missing anything? Where my KOTOR fags at?
The star maps kinda reminded me of it idk if they were in the movies before though
Rey really reminded me of bastilla for some reason appearance wise and i'm sure we will see battle meditation in the next movie.
>>63943902
I wonder if they will give leah some light force powers like the battle meditation
>>63943760
>famed ship, known for its speed falls into the hands of memory-wiped protagonist because he/she needs to escape a planet being attacked by the sith
Why is this guy never mentioned on /tv/? His contrarian opinions, nitpicking and pretentious taste in movies perfectly reflects this board
https://youtu.be/xAK108u2xAs?t=116
>>63943311
He's gay.
>>63943491
I meant it to skip to 1:56.
Finn and Rey were both former members of the Knights of Ren.
Eventually both of their minds were whipped and replaced with false memories.
Finn is part of a super secret elite force sensitive Stormtrooper organization founded by Snoke to inflitrate the Resistance.
Snoke is a Sheev clone.
>>63943211
It would make episode VII better.
But I don't think kylo was a knight of ren.
Rey is the real kylo ren, she's the bad guy and she's going to put on the mask eventually.
That weird shit about kylo being tempted by light, I think could mean that he also mind wiped and brain washed by snoke.
how did sheev hide his power level for so long
how did not one jedi sense that maybe he was an ultra powerful sith lord
he had a robe on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDhK0NqXrIY
Because the prequels make no fucking sense half the time and the characters are morons
>HEY ANAKIN DID YOU KNOW THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE IS REALLY POWERFUL AND IT CAN BRING PEOPLE BACK TO LIFE? I KNOW ABOUT YOUR NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT
>KEEL HIM NOW, DEW ET
Why do people defend this guy?
>>63942956
In a brief period from 2000 - 2003 he did some impressions of Andrew Dice Clay . Now he's just just some bloated, drunk, racist woman beater talking to himself in his basement and streaming it
>>63942956
She faked getting hit on camera when he was on the other side of the room and anyone who watches the video can plainly see it.
She is literally so crazy that she couldn't even blackmail a horny old man properly without fucking it all up.
>>63943125
and he makes nice references
Reminder that hating the prequels is a meme opinion, and if you hate them it's only because you rely on redlettermedia to tell you what opinions you should have because you can't formulate your own opinion and just want to follow the majority.
>>63942890
>Only people who watch RLM hate the prequels
>Hating the prequels is the majority opinion
Fool, RLM are virtually unknown. At least make your bait internally consistent. (But I guess internal consistency isn't important to JarJar babbies.)
>>63943156
to be honest i never heard anyone irl who hated the prequels until I met this faggot movie nerd who went on and on about the RLM videos. To this day he is the only one I know who whines about them, constantly quoting shit from those videos
Reminder that if you unironically like the prequels you are most likely a stupid millenial faggot who is blinded by nostalgia
