>"Mr. Lucas, perhaps instead of making a CG door animation we could just make a regular door and have the actors open it?"
>what if the lightsaber battle doesn't consist of them twirling around like faggots
>>63935859
TFA still has CGI aliens and they still are going to age like shit. when TPM came out, no one was talking about how bad the CGI was because of the time it was. they need to stop using CGI for faces because it doesn't look realistic and it will be at least a couple decades until it ages well
Wtf is a "mary sue" for those of us who are not children here?
>>63935799
>Wtf is a "mary sue" for those of us who are not children here?
The irony.
The sort of unrealistically perfect protagonist you'd find in fanfiction. Rey is that with the addition of feeling basically invulnerable so she's fucking dull.
>>63935799
It's like a fan fiction version of Wesley Crusher where people fellate him even more and from the get go
>"So this must be the Millenium Falcon! The ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 14 parsecs!"
>"12 parsecs...it made it in less than 12."
>"...so I was right you fucking old faggot no need to be such a pedantic dick. It's not like anyone on this ship cares about the actual record. I just figured I'd mention it so that the people watching this movie know they are watching a sequel to Star Wars A New Hope and can collectively grin at the references we're making."
>12 parsecs is less than 14 parsecs
Can someone please explain to me what unit of measurement a parsec is supposed to be?
>>63937521
Well technically it's a measurement of length, so it really doesn't make sense.
Why are the Star Wars villains always shitty one-dimensional characters?
>>63935738
because star wars is a fairy tale movie that never evolved past that formula
>>63935738
Why should they be any more developed than the heroes?
>>63935738
Is that thing durable or will it shatter pretty easily?
What does /tv/ think about Trainspotting?
GOAT soundtrack 2bh famiglia
Choose the Order. Choose a mission. Choose a Master. Choose a fucking big hologram projector. Choose refresher machines, starships, compact holocron players and lightsabers. Choose Force healing, high midichlorian count, and Trade Federation insurance. Choose fixed interest Tattooine junkyard repayments. Choose a starter meditation chamber. Choose your Padawans. Choose trooper armor and matching R4 unit. Choose a three-piece robe on hire purchase in a range of fucking Jedi fabrics. Choose democracy and wondering who the fuck you are on a Coruscanti morning. Choose sitting on that repulsor chair waiting through mind-numbing, Force-crushing Council meetings, stuffing fucking Dex's Diner food into your mouth. Choose being one with the Force at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable cave, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up younglings you trained to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose the Empire... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I chose not to choose the Empire. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got the high ground?
>>63935763
I thought so as well
EH-HEH
MAKE WAY Y'ALL
MASTUH TROLL COMIN' THROUGH
EH-HEH EH-HEH
uh I have to apologize
OUTTA MY WAY FEMALE FUCKING SHITS, TIME TO FUCK MY SHIT UP
Why is the way he talks so annoying?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
STEVE HARVEY BTFO
NEW >JUST KING OF 2015
>>63898123
story?
>>63898123
>THE CITY OF STEVE HARVEY
>>63898173seconding this
>everyone likes the new movie but us
Why? Are we different? Does it have something to do with our collective loneliness?
What's wrong with us?
the new movie is fine. you're confusing your small criticisms with glaring flaws. go back and watch a new hope. i love that movie but it's a fact that the movie turns to complete shit once they arrive at the death star. basically, stop pretending that star wars has ever been some magnificently quality experience.
>all those good movies that just got uploaded to the trackers
>/tv/ still talking about Star Wars nonstop
/v/eddit is real.
>>63935472
>pirating films
>watching shit quality rips (if it's less than 10gb then it's a shit rip)
>watching a movie on your 23 inch computer monitor
no redditor, you're the /v/edditor.
Liking this movie is a meme it was garbage
shhh, you aren't allowed to criticize it, they have a female and a nigger in it.
just embrace the diversity.
>>63936435
TRAITOR
>>63936435
I agree
You lied to me, /tv/. You told me this show was bad.
I was surprised when I found myself laughing hysterically. The jokes in this show are god tier.
>>63935007
Hello reddit!
it's your average sitcom desu
>Jew nose
TRIGGERED
Hey /tv/ does this trigger anobody??
>>63934927
What exactly is supposed to trigger us?
>>63934927
Does what trigger anybody? Steelbooks?
I guess only /k/ would get triggered
Just watched Star Wars
Ask me anything
>>63934853
do you think rey is CUTE
>>63934853
Did you bring your wife's son?
>>63934853
Did it feel like episode 4, only with a black guy and female main character plus a new coat of paint and a few pages less of plot?
I'll start
Midichlorians
Liam Neeson
The music
The world building
Speicies diversity
Mace Windu's big black dingus
Sheev, the Great and Powerful
**TFA - Spoiler**
How did that little bar owner with the funny glasses get into possession of Lukes lightsaber from Cloud City? Do you figure this will be touched upon in any upcoming books etc?
How would you write its journey to the Awakening force?
well, they were scavengers
>>63934686
it fell on her head
not joking
>>63934686
who is that supposed to be? I know it was cut from the movie because she hands it to find. That looks like Leias costume, but she never met Maz. When was this supposed to take place?
How did we go from this.
>>63934516
To this
to this?
"But Harry, what if Dumbledore finds out!!"
