Darth Manlet
>>63926176
>literally global average height for men
So? Scott Adkins is 5'10 and he would fuck you up.
Ray Park would too.
>>63926176
Thats after he got cut in half ya dongus.
is there anything he can't do?
Be on my bed
;_;
>>63926165
>>63926165
Be a leading man or have a personality.
>>63926299
He was a leading man in Inside Llewyn Davis and he has tons of personality.
How well did TFA in your country?
Argentina: 380.000 during the first weekend.
For comparison:
The phantom menace did 1.2m and Fast and Furious 7 did 1.025m
Cuckold, not even once.
Does Argentina hate blacks
>>63926102
They are self-hating blacks
>>63926069
>Cuckold, not even once.
Furious 7 is anything but a white movie
God damn why is argentina so retarded
post your first erection
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>63925886
I gotta call my uncle and see if he still has the pics first, brb.
>>63925886
also mom's workout tapes in general
It was too self-aware t︂b︂︂h
Yes, the winks and nudges were insufferable, not to mention it had an uninspired story, forgettable characters and very soulless, "cash-in" feel.
Still better than TPM though
It was too rushed t︂b︂︂h
>the "It's another Death Star" lines
>the trash compactor joke
>Finn starting up the chess game
There was nothing beyond that.
I'd take a few self-aware references to the complete lack of self-awareness that the prequels and George Lucas had.I liked the prequels but still
Help me prepare for christmas, what are some /tv/ approved films?
>>63925601
Die Hard
Jingle all the Way is essential Chrimbus-core
>>63925601
Gremlins
Polar Express
Hating the prequels = Reddit
Appreciating the prequels = 4chan
Thinking The Force Awakens is a real Star Wars movie = Facebook
Shut up
>>63925582
This post = Reddit
>>63925582
>Hating the prequels = Reddit
>this is what mad teenagers actually believe
GABAGOO?
>>63925562
https://youtu.be/VgBD94cs0T8
>>63925562
OH!
>>63925562
MUTZA-REL?
Good movies to watch with girlfriend thread;
>inb4 Starwars
Don't you guys know any good movies to recommend?
Help :-(
Last one cause it seems like noone's bothered
> He actually thinks Star Wars is a good franchise.
> Literally Reddit, the franchise.
Is this the most cine-illiterate area for movie discussion on the entire internet now? Is it possible we have topped the IMDB boards in terms of flat out horrible taste?
>not marvel
>>63925431
> uses a reddit image
> complains about reddit
the Autism is strong in this one.
Hey guys, I was just wondering if someone could give me an answer. In Star Wars how does everything get powered? Do they use electricity or some other more advanced way of powering their machines? Obviously in the scene where R2-D2 falls into a swamp he's still able to function perfectly afterwards. Is that because he isn't powered by electricity or is he just water proof? Logically I wouldn't think R2-D2 is waterproof cause he has many openable parts that are required for him for example hack into stuff. What do you think? Is it stated somewhere on the Star Wars wiki or am I just dead wrong?
>>63925404
Also 404 not found.
>>63925404
the Force
>Anakin Skywalker
>built an advanced droid capable of understanding language and tactics out of spare parts
>skilled podracer who can outfly professionals
>destroys a massive personnel ship his first time flying
>isn't even a teenager yet
>Luke Skywalker
>incredibly skilled marksman before he learns about the force, can hit small targets from great distances easily
>destroys a massive battle station by controlling a fucking energy blast that flies across several miles through a very narrow shaft
>able to keep up with trained pilots who have been doing this for years the first time he got into a tactical fighter craft
>Is stated to be an overprotective
>Rey
>Grew up alone on a fucking hellhole, thus explaining her already having fighting skills
>Skilled pilot right out of the gate, no different from the previous characters
>Her greatest force achievements are a fucking force grab and a mind trick on a weakwilled grunt
>doesn't destroy a warship on her own by any metric, simply wins a duel against a dark Jedi whose training isn't complete and who had already taken a shot from a bowcaster capable of knocking men off their feet AND was under emotional duress
Why is Rey a Mary Sue and not the other two?
>>63925321
*is stated to be an overprotected farmboy, sorry
>>63925321
/tv/ hates everything almost as much as /v/. It was a bit heavy on the original trilogy homage, but overall was very good. Much better than the prequels.
30 fucking years and this asshole character couldn't train a single fucking Jedi, the one Jedi he tried to train immediately turned to the dark side.
Then before the Republic even resolves the civil war, he runs away like an emo-kid, yet leaves a map hoping people come to find him.
Also, 30 years and the Republic still haven't won, and somehow let an Imperial Faction to somehow amass enough resources to construct a Planet-Size Death Star.
Shitty shitty script.
>maps
Why doesn't the SWU a phone lol
We don't know anything about Luke's new Jedi order other than the fact that Ben failed his training. Maybe Luke had a bunch of students that were killed.
We also don't know exactly the reason he vanished. He could be looking for answers.
It's the beginning of a trilogy, m8
Its hack writing and a retconning of Return of the Jedi to justify a sequel.
>When you try to inject good writing into the prequel trilogy
>>63925274
What is this from?
For I much desire to see it in full
"I think these scenes are a little too dense, George..."
>>63925274
>George recognizes there's a faggot OP in his office
So i just saw this and loved it. What are some other good Mexican and South American drug movies?
bump
>see sicario when it comes out in theaters
>no one else saw it on /tv/ cause autism
>rip hits interwebs 3 months later and suddenly everyone is talking about it
I know I should expect this by now but it's still fucking annoying
>>63925235
Not a movie, but I gotta say Narcos. Arguably one of the best TV series of the last decade and one of the best things done about drug war and cartels.
