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Finn's behavior escaping the Star Destroyer completely ruined my suspension of disbelief and had me hating the entire film in the first 20 min. I understand him suffering shellshock from the violence of war, but murdering dozens of his fellow soldiers and aiding an enemy agent without absolutely any character development whatsoever to explain why he would do this? He just held one of his brothers in arms, his helmet covered in the other man's blood, and then he turns around and man's a cannon on a tie fighter blasting away dozens of the same brothers he was raised...
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Yup.
Gotta blow shit up 20 minutes in or ???
>without absolutely any character development whatsoever
I bet you like the prequels
Thanks for the 1 billionth thread on this fucking movie that you easily could have posted in another thread
Why are Italians the best Directors?
Is it in the Italian Blood?
I think it's a feel for the visual, I think most of my favorite directors are Italians: Fellini, Antonioni, Visconti, Scorsese, Tarantino and Sorrentino among others.
It's a black male thing, alright ;)
>>63950909
The Greatest.
So, did nobody tell him that Vader rejected the darkside and redeemed himself in his final moments? Can't force ghost Anakin just give him the memo?
He respects Vader, not Anakin
>>63950441
The similiarty to the fanbase is becoming undeniable
>>63950384
That was the first thing I thought about when Han confronted him near the end. Kylo said it was too late for him, and Han told him it's never too late. Should have told him even Vader was saved and rejected the dark side at the very end.
>shittalks his boss constantly
>runs like a coward at the first sign of danger
>can't even train loyal stormtroopers
holy fuck tarkin is rolling in his grave
>>63950365
That bitch Kylo is not his boss. And he is badass for shit talking him. Hes trying to prove hes more useful to Snoke then Kylo.
Also his speech had more emotion then the entire prequels put together.
>>63950365
Keep forgetting this movie had a not-tarkin too.
>>63950365
Well Tarkin's remains are in space, so I suppose he is perpetually rolling in his grave
>that kid who, at a sleepover, had to call his parents that he was watching a rated M tv show like south park or a rated M movie because he needed permission and would get picked up and leave because his parents didnt want him to watch whatever it was
You need to be 18+ to post here. Kindly leave, now.
>be 15
>goin to see 300 with my friends
>meet at the theater after school
>one kid has hyper Christian parents, doesn't even let him watch PG-13 movies
>He calls his mom and has her pick him up because he doesn't want to lie to her
Jesus christ, some kids are so fucking sheltered
It was worse for me than it was for the rest of the guys, trust me
>hear about Gaspar Noe's new film Love
>apparently it's all about sex with real sex in the movie
>look up its female stars
>this is one of them
Jesus.
>>63950276
i feel like that dude only makes his movies just for the shock value....but i admit i did like enter the void a lot...but its all just graphic sex and gore with him. no real depth
Why don't you just watch porn fagot
She's fine.
Racism in The Force Awakens... what do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23IcvTasvLo
Skip to 21:30.
I hate real life
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> JewJew and the cucks at Disney do all they can to be "inclusive" and tick all the PC boxes.
> They still get complaints about representation from angry niggers who will never be satisfied
I'm telling you, unless the film is 4+ hours of black people using the Force to slaughter white people, with John Williams' glorious strains playing in the background, it will never be enough.
That's why you don't try to appease them to begin with.
>Harrison Ford not in that picture
I love how much he hates Han Solo.
Imagine JJ is going to reboot your favorite franchise
What is it and how does it turn out
>Star Wars
>really good
star wars
its pretty good
Terribly
Only good part
>Traitor guy:TRAITOR!!
>Finndu, pointing: HeeeeEEEEEE, IS THE TRAITORRR...eeeAAAAHHHHHH...
>>63949972
rewrite when?
Thank you for the 5,423rd thread on this movie
>That's a story for another time
And that time is right now. So /tv/, how the fuck did she get a hold of Luke's original lightsaber?
Sort of off-topic, but she asked Han who Rey was and then there was a cut, followed shortly thereafter by Rey's flashback/hallucination and the "Luke and his father both had this saber, now you have it" line, right? Are they just going to make her Luke's daughter with amnesia or is there some other logical explanation? What do you guys think?
>>63949210
Lightsaber fell and caught onto some cables hooking into the bottom of Bespin. Routine cleaner working on Bespin discovers it and hocks it, thinking it's junk. Lightsaber travels on a junker ship to some planet to be melted down.
Maz buys it when it stops on her planet for gas or something and keeps it in a chest because it's a great deus ex machina.
The End
Luke went back to Bespin to retrieve his lightsaber. He then abandoned it after Ben killed the other padawans.
Who will end up with who?
Will Rey end up with one of them, or will she pull a Luke and stay single - like a good, traditionzl jedi? We all know that Finn likes her, but it feels one-sided on his part. Rey doesn't seem that interested - yet.
Is Finn really getting a black female love interest for the next flick? What if she turns out to be his long-lost sister instead, since he was separated from his family to become a child soldier at all?
Is Poe going to be suave bachelor of the group, or will he end up getting his own love interest too? Rey hasn't...
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Poe will end up with Finn
Rey will end up with autism
>>63948833
>Poe will end up with Finn
This is Disney we're talking about here, no way in hell are they going to allow this.
>>63948793
Hard to say even though Rey spent the entire movie with Finn and formed what could be a romantic bond with him yet doesn't have a single line with Poe.
Jesus Christ
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>>63948679
This show ended up being terrible. Not funny at all and cardboard characters. Only made it to episode 4 before quitting.
>>63948792
it was just the worst parts of my childhood condensed into a show
Where were you when /tv/ ruined any last shred of credibility it ever had by pretending the prequels were good JUST to be contrarian?
Red Skelton standing by
Pretty sure it's disney reputation managers since the boards getting a lot of outside traffic right now.
If you use the word "contrarian," you're literally an idiot. It's a concept invented by idiots with reddit sensibilities who are too fragile to deal with criticism of mediocre media that has widespread appeal.
It's a troubling manifestation of millennials' mental weakness. Seriously, the only people who would even entertain any "argument" involving the concept of being "contrarian" are weak, lazy idiots who can't deal with criticism substantively.
If it bothers you that much that people criticize mediocre mass-marketed...
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>>63948355
It was ruined by this shit franchise taking over the board, not the gay disputes within.
They're going to end up switching sides in the sequel, aren't they? It almost feels inevitable at this point.
>>63947297
I'm getting that inkling.
So Kylo will be a mary sue?
It's the only thing that could make the disney trilogy interesting.
Also both of them show more aptitude for the opposite side of the force.
Rey is "strong and determined"
Kylo ren is a pussy.
A movie most are going to see not for the story
The dmv joke got more sounds out of the audience I saw TFA with than the actual movie.
>>63947199
but for the hot yiffing?
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