I don't care how you feel about TFA, but if you sincerely believe that the prequels are good, then you're an absolute plen.
>wooden acting
>horrible dialogue
>shit shot compositions
>nonsensical plot
>extremely dated CGI
>fake looking backgrounds in nearly EVERY scene
And for those who cry >m-muh world building!
What exactly did the prequels "build?"
>midi-chlorians ruin the magic of the force
>retarded toddler Jedi training
>every Sith is a "Darth" for no reason
>everyone has a lightsaber, despite other weapons being more suited to their physicalities
>tons of space politics that ultimately add nothing
>a fucking 50s diner in space
The prequels are a unique series of movies that can never be replicated. Not good technically but absolutely worth watching.
>>63958778
yeah but all your opinions are wrong because mr plinkett is gay lmao
>>63958830
The product of a single unrestrained, autistic visionary mind
>sith and jedi keep ruining the galaxy over their petty sectarian squablle
>religion is still ruining the world in an advanced space fairing society
Does it ever end?
>>63958540
Has the force ever been in balance?
>>63958540
>religion is still ruining the world in an advanced space fairing society
You mean humanity is ruining the world.
Religion is simply an extension of our base desires and fears.
>>63958540
The Swtor agent storyline dealt with this exact problem where various spy agencies were basically working together to curtail the insanity that is force users running amok.
It was pretty decent actually
find a flaw
>>63958524
best prequel senpai
I hate sand.
Its coarse.
Irritating.
And it gets everywhere.
Better than Star Wars.
>>63958411
You're wanting people to shit all over you, but you're right.
James Gunn does Star Wars when? Anthology project would be good.
>>63958411
Not fight you there.
Why is Ackbar so based? Best throwback to the Original Trilogy in the film
It's a trap!~ xDDD
>>63958529
Would you mind returning to reddit?
Thanks
>>63958558
sup reddit
>it's a Costanza goes to war episode
>>63958178
>yfw you find out this little shit was insufferable behind the scenes
>>63958798
Sauce pls
>>63959212
From wiki:
Covering the conclusion of M*A*S*H for TV Guide in 1983, Burt Prelutsky wrote, "Although nobody wanted to be quoted for the record, the feelings about Gary Burghoff's leaving were fairly unanimous: loved Radar, hated Burghoff. As summed up by one of the principals: 'Gary had personality problems. He always felt there was a conspiracy against him. He was rude to everyone, but if anyone ever said anything back to him, he'd throw a tantrum. He had frequent spats with his cast members, particularly with Alan Alda. Once his other cast member, Mike Farrell told him that his problem was that he could dish it out but he couldn't take it, and Gary said, "And I'm getting real sick and tired of dishing it out." The poor guy didn't even realize what he'd said.'"[6]
Why are there still people pretending TFA sucked when Mike already said he loved it?
>>63958153
Muh black storm trooper
Because motherfucker Mike said he didn't.
>>63958153
>they dislike what i enjoy, they must be pretending
but.. what if solo was not kill?
He seemed alive when he fell, but he would also have to survive the landing and exploding planet.
>>63958111
There's no way they are going to pull that shit twice.
>This thread
So, I took my 6-year-old son to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Amidst the explosions and general shenanigans, he seemed particularly captivated with the young heroine of the film, every time she was on screen. My son's eyes would light up in awe and bewilderment.
After the film I asked him, "did you like that movie?" to which he eagerly nodded and replied, "yes." I continued, "what did you like about it?" "The girl!" he said, and smiled. "Oh?" I asked, "what about the girl did you like?"
He gave me his most dazzling smile and told me, "she never gets hurt, it was good."
Heartwarming, op
>>63958067
Let me explain something to your son and feminists in general.
The Force awakens is not a feminist film.
It is a film about a lonely mentally ill girl who imprints on a dark stranger who lies to get her off her home planet and an old man she uses as a substitute father.
Due to their incompetence and abandoning of her on a foreign world (the reality is Finn leaves for the outer rim, solo and chewbacca got out of there) she is knocked unconscious (the trio fighting storm troopers and the Resistance arrival is a fantasy) taken aboard a ship where a man tells her he can take anything he wants from her then figuratively gets 'inside her' as she is being raped and tortured the girl screams at her attacker he will never be as evil as Darth Vader (a boogeyman) which triggers the rapist who tortures her to death.
At this point we know it's fantasy because she masters using the force in minutes, at a totally unrealistic level. It's all just a dream.
In her moments of dying she fantasies seeing her father figure and the dark stranger again, joining the resistance her lifelong fantasy and saving the galaxy from the First order, in reality she was getting brutalised to death in a cell, and after the fantasy made to cope with the trauma ended, she went over the subconscious waters her mind had always dreamed of ascended a great length of stairs and met the creator of her dreams, her world, a mythical man of divine powers.
You see she died.
The real story of the force awakens is a lonely deranged girl was raped and killed and her corpse thrown out an airlock.
The end.
>>63958067
You TFA apologists are getting creative, i'll give you that.
You actually just made up a more interesting story than the whole JJ shit. Bravo!
Is Skins the quintessential teen show?
No
>>63958043
skins is too edgy, edgier than normal
>>63958069
Smug middle class twat pls go
ITT: we post badass Phasma fanart to combat misogynistic misconceptions
>>63958013
>giant white woman
>told what to do by a tiny black guy
Just like real life
Phasma is IG-88 in disguise
Is there a more tragic figure in the industry?
>>63957955
Michael Cimino
Bane?
Fucking retarded is a better term to use
What's next for her career?
What's your favourite role of hers?
Henry the Eight, dressed to kill.
>>63957812
bouncin on my dick after her inevitable career collapse
Literally blacked
How many stormtrooper and crew member died on starkiller base?
Are the rebel real that evil and think it's morally ok to kill hundred, if not thousands of lives with no question?
>>63957783
a glib facsimile
It's a good thing Finn's moral crisis didn't extend to the young men and women he grew up with. I'm sure there was plenty more innocent and good natured janitors and the like on the Death Star 3.0.
This is the problem when you humanise one storm trooper but then continue to have the rest of them play the role as the faceless soldiers of the evil Empire.
>>63957783
>Are the rebel real that evil and think it's morally ok to kill hundred, if not thousands of lives with no question?
Starkiller base destroyed a few planets.
One looked like Coruscant which has a population of 1 trillion.
1 trillion lives
vs
Thousands of lives
> internet tells you the prequels suck
> believes it for years
> watch The Force Awakens
> ok movie I guess
> watches Revenge of The Sith immediately after.
> the opening sequence alone is better than whole of that JJ flick.
>>63957700
shhhh, do you hear that? It's the TFA defense force... they are COMING.
Btw yes there are a lot of things in the prequels better than TFA. And a lot worst. They're both mediocre for different reasons
ok
Keep watching
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