>"BANE!"
Why did he shout that? Is that Kylo's real name?
>>63959828
The cinema I was in had an advert for a film featuring Dr Pavel and Harvey Dent so it's all connecting.
>It's true. All of it. The big guys... The flight plan... They're real.
>>63959828
Don't contaminate the holly meme of Bane with this Disney trash.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens was generally speaking a pretty good movie, but WHY THE FUCK did they have Kylo Ren be handily beat by Rey and saved by deus-ex nature from death? This is the start of the trilogy and the villain is already a joke. You're supposed to build him as a big threat to be beat in the last movie.
And why did they not save up the Starkiller base's destruction until the last episode? Are they seriously gonna build another even bigger Starkiller for episode IX? Or two more, one for each episode? Come the fuck on.
>>63959558
Try watching the movie and you'll see why.
sage
>>63959558
because it's generally speaking a pretty good movie
1. the point is that Kylo never got his full training. he is weak and naive taunted by the ghost of Vader, but still has so far to go
2. he was already a joke before hat encounter
3. that was kinda lame yeah but I'm sure they have a plan.
this dog looks like john travolta
CMON DUDE ILL JERK MY LEG AND URINATE ON YOU
Doggy DeVito
>>63960423
wtf is this
ITT: Traitors
>>63959437
How is mace dindu a traitor ?
>>63959437
Mace is probably one of the most loyal dieharders for republic ever, the other two were shifty, but at least Lando ended up saving the day..
>>63959445
technically dindu was betrayed by anakin and sheev
Was this the most retarded thing introduced in the prequels? Or did anyone actually like this?
My theatre clapped
>>63959453
Same
>>63959434
It was a really elegant fight
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>63959308
What's going on here?
>>63959327
Didnt he pay for it?
nah,I'm not gonna do it
>I think the fans are going to love it. It’s very much the kind of movie they’ve been looking for.
You know he's right - this movie is just a product carefully prepared to pander to fans of the original trilogy. It doesn't have the "soul" like films from original trilogy and prequel trilogy - it only has cold calculation. They even managed to fool RLM.
>product
The movie's got more heart than any of the prequels, and I don't hate the prequels
>>63959280
>prequels
>"soul"
top kek
If you watch the films in order each episode gets progressively better until episode 6 and then episode 7 feels like it's trying to redeem ROTJ.
I'm really shocked they went with another Death Star though. Cheapens the whole franchise.
>Where should the last epic scene of our space opera that happens a long time ago in a far away galaxy take place?
>I know! Let's just pick a random isle in Ireland!
>Great idea! We should probably have a helicopter shot there as well! That'll be a good trick!
>>63959257
That felt like an ad for whatever that place was supposed to be
Tha last scene was pretty bad
are you trying to turn skellig michael into a meme op?
>>63959257
>skellig
>a random Island
Sure f.a.m.
Name a better WW?
Georges Saint Pierre, greatest of all time.
So now that the year is almost over, Star Wars came out and all other movies leaked, what is your TOP 5 of 2015?
Me:
1. Ex Machina
2. The Hateful Eight
3. Mad Max - Fury Road
4. The Lobster
5. Sicario
bumping
1. The Duke of Burgundy
2. The Look of Silence
3. Mad Max: Fury Road
4. Inside Out
5. The Assassin
Honorable Mention: It Follows, a Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence, Mistress America, Tangerine, the End of the Tour
>ratty gangster wannabe
>miserable folk singer
>smart oil company owner
>showy unlikable genius
>troubled yet charismatic mayor
>super-likeable x-wing pilot and a total bro
A fucking gift from Gods.
>>63959100
All those were the same person to me.
MEME ACTOR
>>63959100
is he the next pacino?
>>63959100
What is it?
Is she right /tv/?
>>63959085
>globally appealing
>bombed everywhere not white
'globally appealing' is a euphemism for 'appealing to american minorities'
But Asians hated it for including so many black people.
>>63959085
no, the japs hated it
it finished behind ghost pokemon in ticket sales there
Why do people hate midichlorians? Isn't it obvious from the OT that the force is congenital and that Luke inherited it from Anakin?
Why else would Obi-wan spend 20 years supervising his development rather than picking up any old boy?
Fuck off with "muh magic"
Bump.
Rational thinkers: 1
OT fagboys: 0
>>63959050
>y do people hate midichlorians
there is no reason. If you pay attention, they don't "demistify" the force at all, because THEY ARE NOT THE FORCE.
>>63959079
Exactly, they're single cell organisms attracted to the force. How do people not get that?
V > IV > VI > VII > III > I > II
this is the correct ranking and there is nothing you can do about it
You mean
V > IV > VI > III > II > VII > I
Star Wars is shit. Why do you people like it so much?
>>63958986
TFA was shit no matter how many ranking threads you make. Not gonna happen
>inb4 pro-prequel bait to keep the thread alive
What's the verdict /tv/?
I normally dislike Iñárritu, but this one pretty much sidestepped all his flaws (contrived dialogue, pretentiousness) and concentrated on pure visual storytelling. It was like a 2h30mins episode of Bear Grylls, with Lubezki on cinematography duties. Thoroughly enjoyed, though I don't feel Leo's performance was particularly amazing or anything. Just decent, compotent. Hardy was probably better.
>>63958846
>compotent
idiot
>>63958846
Dicaprio literally ruined it.
>contrived dialogue, pretentiousness
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