how does 4chan feel about wombo combo decks? for the sake of the thread, I will define wombo combo decks as decks where, when a certain combination of cards is played, you all but instantly win the game, creating infinite [health/creatures/damage/butthurt] or whatever.
>>46218455
it's part of the game and creates a good check for control decks against more linear decks
>>46218455
I don't understand the joy of playing this kind of deck for more than a month.
I mean yeah playing storm is fun the first few times, you learn the interaction, when to pull the combo off.
But after 50 games, when all you do is the exact same thing over and over again... meh.
The worst "competitive" combo deck might be ad nauseam.
Seriously all you do is
T1 Suspend Lotus Bloom
Cast some shit cantrip.
Cast Lotus Bloom
Go off and hope your opponent didn't have disruption.
And yu don't have any other line of play except the one other wincon in your SB.
There is a guy at my LGS that is playing this deck every single week. And I can't think that he is enjoying it.
>>46218455
If others want to play a infinite combo deck then that is fine and I won''t complain but I personally avoid them. Something about going infinite has always just left a bad taste in my mouth.
why doesn't a lich just make his phylactery the planet? lasts (mostly) forever, adventurers can't destroy it (unless they are evil, or at least spiteful), no shortage of dying people, etc. it seems like a solid plan. pic probably unrelated
phylacteries are destroyed during restoration.
Because a phylactery is a piece of jewelry, and because a lich's phylactery has to be made of adamantine, you fucking mong.
Also phylacteries are generally two size categories smaller than the creature that creates it.
>>46217443
What a swell guy. Most ghosts wouldn't take the time to knock before entering a house and ruining your day. But this guy....he's got manners.
>>46217443
topkek m8
>>46217443
are there fairies on Innistrad?
"I sincerely hope this kills you first."
Hard mode: Explain why using this ability is so risky.
arnold palmer alert arnold palmer alert who wants arnie palmys
"I've gotcha right where I wantcha!"
He says it when he parries with his Sword of Attraction: Any weapons that clash with his will, at will, stick together. Once he snatches their main hand, he'll start gouging them with his off-hand dagger.
>>46217018
"Blargfhl" as he pukes up the caustic, flammable on contact with the air liquid he keeps in a stomach pouch.
Danger: Drooling while sleeping.
He pretty much has constantly chapped Lips.
Hey /tg/ I want to do a campaing based on the old testament and I dont want to use images of those human looking kind of angels, so if you can drop some images of nonhuman/enochian angels I would be grateful
>>46216000
Dumping everything from the "Christian Angle Hierarchy" page on wikipedia.
>>46216371
*Angel
>>46216388
>go to modern FNM
>total casual
>it'll be fun
>I might get some cheezy winz
>my friend group keeps it casual and we have a rule that net decking is autistic
>my deck is just mana elves, terra stompers, gaea's revenges, hornet queens
>2 howls of the night pack
>fogs and golgari decoys for flashy nuclear finishes
Aside from one casual like me playing slivers, everyone was pretty meta. One burn one artifacts rest were Eldrazi. Miraculously I made it to the final match.
>tubby guy but otherwise hygenic
>he's a friendly guy we have good banter
>he's literally wearing a fedora
>tips it and says m'lady you can go first when he wins the coin toss
>I chuckle
>he is playing eldrazi
>shitstomps me first game
>second game he doesn't draw enough lands
>I beat him up with a terra stomper and Gaea's revenge
>third game we both draw pretty well
>he amasses an incredible eldrazi army
>neither of us attack very much
>I have 3 terra stompers ou
>his eldrazi are getting stronger and stronger though
>he does the math that he can kill me if he swings all in
>boger face
>fog
>attack with 3 stompers for the match
Tubby was pretty chill. He tipped his fedora ironically and said GG. But a few regulars at the store were giving me the stinkeye. I heard one of them whisper "annoying retard" while looking at me.
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roll 1d100 for sanity check
>>46215378
FUCK YOU
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>46215378
Absolutely Disgusting.
Rolled 39 (1d100)
I know we like to joke around here, but this is fucking disgusting.
Okay, so I'm curious; what are some of the rarest miniatures for wargames (or RPGs) out there?
This is sparked by a search for Dead Space-like minis that resulted in this OOP Kabuki Miniatures mini, the victim of a swift C&D most likely. I know there's event exclusive miniatures from half a dozen games, OOP stuff from the odd third-party, older mini sculpts, and old minis cut from both production and game... But I'm curious as to what the rest of /tg/ has in the vein of esoteric knowledge of forbidden miniatures.
I'm also familiar with the DOOM miniatures which seems to go for an arm and a leg nowadays.
>>46214680
This is hot
I think the legendary Rogue Trader-era Assault Marine is somewhere in the top list of rare minis.
I've searched for years without even finding a pic of a real one. There's only this, from a very old ad leaflet (i think)
Hey /tg/, you guys might remember me. I'm the guy who had The Shallow Sea in his setting, a large body of water that divides two continents that Is several hundred miles tall and about 100 miles wide, but only cones up to a man's ankles.
Last time we discussed traversing the shallow sea and how people would even take an army across it and the weather patterns that would be present in such an area.
This time I come to discuss creturns that would live in the sea. I was thinking, would the shallow sea be like deserts and have ant lions except with water? Does such an animal exist? Jesus christ how terrifying. What other crazy shit would go on out there?
Also, would pic related be able to cross the sea? Is the water deep enough to accommodate such a vessel?
Giant water spiders.
>>46214215
We humans have these remarkable things called feet and boots. I suggest those and cots for going across the "sea". I would probably just have some variation of small animals, mainly amphibians there. And as for those boats, I highly doubt it. Again, feet and boots. Maybe a really, really, light raft and a single person. But that's a maybe.
Walking would be really tiring. Boats could help drag materials rather than carry, and provide a dry place to sleep.
Re: Animals. Reptiles like salt water crocodiles.... Hey is the sea salt or fresh?
>"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis..."
BETWEEN THE TIME WHEN THE OCEANS DRANK NEW ORLEANS AND THE RISE OF THE GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS....
>>46216649
AND UNTO THIS, RAIDEN, DESTINED TO WIELD THE RECURRING TITLE OF CYBORG NINJA UPON A PRETTY BROW...
>>46216724
BUT BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW!
So, we have a pretty good idea of what 40k is like for the orphans of the Imperiums warmachine: enrolled in the schola, constant training, paranoia, and eventual graduation into the Commisariat, Storm troopers, SoB, administratum, etc.
Meanwhile, we also know stuff like Orks/Tyranids not having kids. What I want to know is this: What of the kids of famous worlds like Krieg and Catachan? Or the Eldar children of the Craftworlds and The Dark City? The Tau castes? Or even the pits of Krieg and Daemon worlds?
>>46213256
There's pretty much zilch on this so good luck
places like Cadia and Kreig are probably like the schola orphans except without the education
>>46215086
Cleaning muh rifle is all the education I needs.
What's the worst thing you've ever written, /tg/?
I was eleven when I wrote this.
>>46212719
Once I defended 3.5
There should be a writing challenge where one tries to salvage and rewrite the characters and concepts they dreamt up as kids and young teens.
>>46212776
Get out and never come back.I'm still playing 3.x variants to this day because my whole group is CHANGE BAD REEEEE!!!
What does /tg/ think of Hearthstone?
>>46211878
Mmm, that's one sexy guy right there.
>>46211878
dumbed down mtg. fine really, good for a phone game.
>>46211878
Decent game, played it a bit, liked it, didn't want to have to grind for fucking forever to get enough cards to make more than a generic deck, or heaven forbid, pay fucking money for digital cards.
Anyone else keep lists of ideas for future characters?
>Tired oldskellyPaladin, devoted to crusading for the deity who granted him his power. However, the deity has been long forgotten by the people and he is the last worshipper, trying to stop his deity from being forgotten altogether.
>Farmer who left home and became a hermit monk after contracting lycanthropy. Looking for cure. Sends a letter back to his wife and daughter every few weeks.
>Apathetic warlock who is undying as part of their pact, has been around for ages and is long bored of this world.
>There's always a paladin whose parents were killed by orcs, what about an orc whose parents were killed by paladins?
>>46211180
>Apathetic warlock who is undying as part of their pact, has been around for ages and is long bored of this world.
>Warlock joins party and slowly learns to care again
>Laughs for the first time in years
>Has genuine friends by the end of the campaign
>Finally ends up dying in bbeg fight
>Dies with a smile on his face because he finally found a purpose to his life
> kitsune with human form illusion obsessed with learning to shapechange into a real human
> rogue pretending to be a spellcaster for fame and respect
> noble that left his family and joined the clergy to do good, sick of corrupt bourgeoisie but equally unprepared for commoner lifestyle
> masochistic fighter looking to feel every sort of pain there is to experience, yes this is straight from that anime
> elf on a journey to enlighten lesser cultures, actually means well but comes off as a condescending imperial brit
>>46211450
>brit
You mean "English". No-one ever says "brit" and thinks of a Welsh, Scottish or Northern Irish character.
What is the worst thing a wizard did in your setting?
>WoD: Vampire
Diablerized Saulot.
I play in Faerun.
EVERYTHING bad is the result of some wizard. The biggest fuckface is probably Karsus, who cast the strongest spell ever, and ended up destroying his empire and killing the Goddess of Magic.
>>46209460
>What is the worst thing a wizard did in your setting?
Anon, that's not how you spell Best...
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