>>46537956

>next week, shows up
>midway through getting quest reward he announces he's not chaotic evil and promptly slits the mayor of the town's throat and declares his raping of the daughter
>paladin tries to stop him
>sleep
>slits the paladin's throat
>DM: no you dont. you dont rape the woman either.
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>>46537956
>but they didn't get their way, and now everyone has to suffer.

Sounds like /tg/.

>>46537960
just fucking kick him, you weak-willed cuck

if only you hustled as hard as you hate, you weak, low-testosterone beta

>>46536042
>With friday night just around the corner, what tabletop you're planning tomorrow?
Ryuutama.

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>>46536042
Getting my players together on Saturday, because they are all notorious flakes
>Already had to drop 2 to scheduling
>Already going insane
>I hate myself yet can't stop

>>46536042
Gon' play some deeundee.

> a thread that isn’t completely negative

Awaiting fake stories.

Low level game and I was playing a bard who used the skill performance (Sing) instead of an instrument. His greatest moment was getting a modified 41 on a performance check while under a modified version of the spell shout (giving his song a truly huge range) when defending the capital from an army of dragonborn orcs.
The reason this was his finest moment?
Because the +4 to all rolls for 2d4 ( rolled 5) minutes bonus that it gave to every ally within song range we dessimated the enemy army to the point that we could actually stand a chance of a counterattack against...
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>>46533275
Okay I'll be the first to ask. How the fuck did you get a 41 on a performance check?

Rolled 81, 75, 29, 89, 62 = 336 (5d100)

>>46530066
Last thread: >>46510945

fluff has not been decided but good fluff may provide special bonuses.

As a megacorp you get to treat ordinary resources as a specialized material in terms of usage. This both boosts their use making them more effective but also raising the resulting quality.

Naturally this makes you quite the target in the post apocalypse. The only other faction...
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>>46530066
Desert Canyon is my vote.

Homeground if mountain with canyon terrain

>>46529678
Because they don't want their 13 year old audience to blab to mommy about giant Space Marine wang, since then she won't buy him any more of it.

There's already plenty of subtle clues and scattered sources that space marines are capable of doing the sex. Why do you need it spelled out?

>>46529746

as if 13 year olds were able to afford their shit

most w40k players and fans are adults and I want them to start treating us like adults

>>46529800
Hence why I said their mother's would stop buying it for them. Kiddies love Space Marines and GW knows it.

>I want them to start treating us like adults

Then stop having the reading comprehension of a child.

>>46539264
I think he's acting stupid and should cut that shit out and tell him so.
Players are not their characters and vice versa.

Nah man, we're pretty casual at my table. It's more of a beer & pretzels type of game that he wouldn't fit into.

>>46539264
>he speaks with his character's accent
Excellent.
>he comes up dressed in costume
Over the top, expect some playful jabs. Not a deal-breaker.
>he insists on never breaking character and doesn't want others to either
Fuck off. Things need to be discussed or cleared up out-of-character sometimes. This is entitled and demanding.

>>>/pol/

>>46536959
>every refuge for normal men

>2014
it's been that long since 5th edition?
Felt like it was released last week.

>>46534138
Any generic system could work really.

Since fights weren't really a focus of the setting I'd recommend something narrative like FATE/FAE.

>>46534187
We actually just finished a long campaign of FATE, so I don't know if they'd be up for another. Thanks though.

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Bump because I need ideas

>>46530592
Don't blame me just because I was born behind enemy lines.

>>46530619
but seriously, is this common in the great white north?

"I am thirteen years old and in a game store for the first time. I examine their selection of dice and take them to the counter to pay.

"How old are you?" asks the balding, middle-aged man behind the counter.

"Thirteen."

"Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!" he chuckles in glee. The Warhammer 40K gamers at the table behind him take up the refrain. "Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed! Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!"

I run."

The article notes some readers of her tumblr post consider this story unbelievable. I agree.

Even men with no class or morals are limited by fear of retribution, for starters, wouldn't the employee and the nerds be scared her father and uncles would come beat the shit out of them? This presumably took place in the 90s or 80s, back then harassing adult women was considered more acceptable, but not children.

>>46538827
>invite girl to game night
>she drives, we get lost, she can't read maps
>arrive, starts talking about how I need to mow the lawn, and how next door neighbor is on the school board
>wont make me a sandwich
>has pms, just wants to drink chardonnay and watch american idol
>told i can't go.to next session, have to go to yankee...
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I got 3 different girls in the various games I'm playing or DMing. It's all good.

>kid dragonborn thief in 5e (the socerer want to make her his pet)
>human rogue in 5e
>drow assassin in 5e and shaman/face in SR

They are actually pretty good roleplayers, even if they are sometimes lagging behind in terms of game comprehension.

>>46538857
7.5/10, not terribly original but I laughed

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>>46529756
Jesus christ, that's the most evil thing I've ever heard

Someone post Edgardo to trigger anons.

>>46531116
LEAVE THIS BOARD NOW YOU SICK DISGUSTING FUCK!!

>>46531333
No

>>46531116
Why Pathfinder? There are better systems, anon.

>>46528737
Whatamania? Why did you post a picture of a blurry crowd?

>>46528737
Orks didn't kill Gawker

Waaghs win wars
Pre NWO Hulkamania could destroy planets.

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>>46522808
youre mom

>>46522808
Link to the Image Version: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/43r0qdm4sm895/The_End_Approaches

Text version 1.15 coming with the first set of allies on Sunday. Still collecting.

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>>46523101
Oh fuck my whole connection.

>>46460980
Some discussion starters.

>How does the chapter reconcile their use of armour and specialized equipment with their relation with the Mechanicus?

>What vehicles do they usually utilize?

>What tactics do they use that utilize their armour?

>How many relics does the chapter have?

>>46461142
>>How many relics does the chapter have?
Fuck ton, I'd say

>>46461201
But...why?

The Mechanicus hates them and apart from two Super Specul Dreads to reinforce their image and force the Admech's cooperation they are in general pretty worn down.