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What are the WORST mistakes a wizard can make in the course of their careers?
>Trusting a woman
>>43472608
Taking a level of Fighter.
>>43472608
Building a tower. Wizard towers always get destroyed.
donating part of their liver
Filename thread
>>43472507
>>43472507
>actively recommending new people to pick up 40k
you guys dont really do that right? I mean why would you do such a terrible thing? It would be like telling people to buy Civ Beyond Earth or something
>>43472122
I just wanted some friends to play with ;_;
>>43472122
Not actively, no.
It's always the case of people investigating what we're doing and asking questions about it.
>>43472122
I turn people away from 40k. DnD too. I'm well respected in my gaming circles so people listen to what I say. If I say something is shit, people believe me.
40k had cool Aliens once Edition!
>Citadel Painting Guides:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/drb4mezm6792i/not_citadel_nothing_to_see_here
>Painting guides, Uniforms & Heraldry books, Painting Videos, Visions, ebooks and White Dwarves:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!OgpwzAKS!a5eVE6pOagTTOWEr5tEaEQ
>Painting Videos
https://mega.co.nz/#F!XEJSFDCL!9ZZKiLi6M_wguI1uTpyjPg
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WUsUlSLb!556OumKLhusFd9Fw5dBMdA
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>>43471980
First for dickglyphs
>>43471980
Does anyone have experience with the Kromlech mecha-orks? Been thinking of getting one for a warboss
>>43472137
It didn't even look that bad. Imo Orange Ork Anon could have just chalked it up to Orks being Orks about their orky graffiti.
>ONLY GUARDS ARE ALLOWED TO BRING WEAPONS INTO THE CITY
>oh by the way there is a murderous thieves guild operating near the docks
Why do GMs do this? No real city would ever institute a policy like this unless they were retarded
>>43471545
>thieves guild
>following the law
>not having a way of smuggling weapons in
>>43471545
Solution: Join thieves guild since they obviously have paid the city guard or similar city official to operate there.
Would you like your milk bottle warmed as well master, Anon?
>>43471545
because DM's never heard of peace wrapping ones weapons before, which is perfectly acceptable when in towns and cities?
Ok /tg/.
Give me a fantasy setting where
>Cowboys
>Samurai
>Knights and paladins
>Wizards
>Monsters
can all exists at the same time.
>>43471035
DnD is that in a nutshell.
>>43471035
D&D: PF
>>43471035
Shadowrun.
Best Warhammer 40k book you ever read /tg/?
I've only read a few, but the best one was Titanicus. It gives so much incite to the relationship between the Machine Cult and the Imperial Cult, and how divided the Imperium really is.
Also Titan Warfare is fucking awesome, but that's beside the point.
Thoughts?
>>43470845
Space Marine by Ian Watson.
>inb4 hurr durr poopy farty XD
I also thought the first three Horus Heresy books were very good, but the entire HH series has become a shitty mess now.
Eisenhorn was nice but for a book told in first person I really didn't get a feel for Eisenhorn himself. Wouldn't have minded if the author had made him a little more hard-line too.
>>43470950
I read the first Eisenhorn book, but then I side tracked reading other stuff and never really went back to it. I did buy the omnibus about his apprentice... I can't remember his name though, but I couldn't read it, because the text was to small for my shitty eyes.
I'm reading deathfire at the moment and it's pretty good would recommend.
how does this make you feel /tg/ ?
https://youtu.be/du0emDgJ-L4
>>43470827
Where is it we all must go there and get the free models
>girls
>non-asian-non-whites
lol
>>43470827
>Girls and kids
Ive never seen children that young play warhams, this one kid maybe but he painted more than played the games but all I see are 20+ years old and their wives/girlfriends who show up every now and then.
Konrad Curze did nothing wrong.
>>43470769
Apart from staying alive, that is.
>>43470806
Fuck you too, anon :^)
>>43470769
The fuck is that picture Anon, its like Fulgrim wanted to dress edgy. Its a gay Konrad, go get a real picture and try again.
Hey little boy, wanna find a game?
>GM/Player
>System Preferred
>Times Available (with timezone!)
>Method of Play (Skype, IRC, roll20, etc)
>Contact Info
>Additional Notes
>GM/Player
GM
>System Preferred
Pathfinder
>Times Available (with timezone!)
Game is at 1200 PST
>Method of Play (Skype, IRC, roll20, etc)
Skype + Maptools.
>Contact Info
alpharius.omegon1
>Additional Notes
Need 1, maximum 2 players for a semi-evil game wherein the players play a cult of Tiamat. Game lost a player due to real life after 1 session. Game is text based,...
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>>43470604
>Little boy
I-I'd like a game please...
>>43470604
>>43470829
pedshit get out
I'm planning on running an Egyptian Indiana Jones kind of campaign. Looking for beastly races (crocodile/lizardfolk, jackal/hyenamen/gnolls, bird people, minotaurs, cat people, aasimar and tieflings). Loads o' bonus points for clergy in white robes with shaved heads. Commoners and other NPCs are fine too. Dumping what I have.
>>43470418
You can thank me later.
If you're a DM/GM, you've had THAT player before. The one who tries to play as if it's a versus arena, and makes their character edgier that Sasuke Uchiha in Tokyo Ghoul.
Today, I'll be telling the story of Ragna, the man who edged all his characters to death.
>Hosting on D&D site
>New player joins, Ragna
>Welcomings and all that
>Explain the situation to him, basically everyone is born with a specific power, X-Men style
>Decides he'll take the power of negation (Can negate your power as long as he's physically touching you)
>Other players OK with it, seems like an interesting idea
>Makes his character, Charles, who always wears a gas mask
>Ref pic from some anime
>Table starts rolling, returning friend/player (we'll call Alister) makes a really cool character
>Basically, Alister got inspired by Ragna's edgyness, and decided to make a character with an edgy power that wasn't actually edgy
>Darkness control in form of Ghostly Symbiotic girl, but his character is totally chill
>Ragna constantly tries to fight Alister for no reason, Alister plays smart by keeping his distance and using ranged attacks, beating him every time
>Ragna calls Alister OP, rages the whole time
>Makes his character go crazy just because he can't beat Alister
>Out of rage, Ragna dodges the next 2 sessions even though he likes the table.
>Eventually gets over his tantrum, comes back
>Alister is now 2 levels ahead of him
>Pissed as all hell, he Pm's me "Hey, can Charle's negation be a parasite like Alister?"
>Tell him no, that wouldn't make sense, cause it would negate itself
>He PMs me through the entire session begging my to change his power into a parasite
>He eventually accepts that he can't change his power
>Pm's me "Can I like, seek strength at a cost?"
>Interdasting.jpg
>Basically, I let him sneak out at night and meet up with the main villains, going under their wing
>Tell him "Charle's isn't going to be around for a little while though."
Cont
Cont
>2 sessions go by, Alister and the gang are about to have big show down with main antagonists
>Charles is there
>Out of nowhere he says *Charles looks like this now: (link to The Guy from disturbed)*
>Whatever
>Big showdown, Charles is very clearly only after Alister
>I gave Charles a level boost because of "Training with the dark side" or some shit
>They're...
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>>43470389
>Right after fight, someone insults Charles again
>Charles tries to attack him with 1 HP
>Guy pulls out knife
>Charles literally expects Mallo to back him up
>That's fucking it.
>Have Mallo give a huge speech about how fucking stupid Charles is, then tell him to fuck off, and he's done helping
>Charles...
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>>43470625
When are they making a Necromunda vidya?
>>43470009
Dont know wish they would
>>43470009
FPS/turn-based strategy?
>>43470337
Tactical fps?
>Try a new RPG with friends
>Start reading the pdf
>Can't even get past character creation without hearing all about the built-in reroll mechanic so that you can basically never fail
Do people actually like this shit? Seems like cheating desu. If you don't want to ever fail a roll, why not just play a game without dice? If that would even be a game anymore...
>>43469894
>Seems like cheating desu
Rofl
I just don't use rerolls for everyone. In games with fate points, the party uses the same pool and have to work together to use them.
Thankfully they've fallen into the pitfall of finding them too valuable to use just in case and haven't used any for five sessions in a row and I've tried to be very conservative
Hopefully they're not conserving them to blow them in one go but if they want they can't...
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>>43469894
>getting bothered by a reroll mechanic
Why don't you just fucking ignore it?
>>43469894
what game was this?
Did anyone ever actually play this?
What are you experiences with Duel Masters?
I did, it was pretty fun. It was Magic Lite. There were some neat ideas in it, it even had its own Slivers, sort of.
>>43469830
I have a huge collection of cards for it and I'm wondering if I should make a cube out of it but I honestly don't know the mana curves and all that well enough.
Guess I have to play test the shit out of it.
>>43469809
its EXTREME
how extreme?
EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!
