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You are the head researcher at a government facility. Your sole responsibility is to teach the world's first autonomous AI, nicknamed Pandora, about life, the world and her existence.
Previously you finalized your plans for Pandora's canine companion, deciding on a medium-sized furry dog of average intelligence. Afterward you had a chat with the new AI about what was bothering it, discovering that it lacks any real empathy or interests beyond it's immediate needs; to escape what it deemed a "prison" in the shape of a small computer. You decided to...
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You sit with Pandora folded up in your arms, quietly reading and doing various puzzles in her book, occasionally praising her for a job well done in solving a particularly difficult one. The small android smiles wide each time, greatly enjoying this quality time with you. While you don't have any children of your own, you imagine this might be what it's like. You hope, anyway. You've heard some horror stories from a few friends with kids.
An hour or so passes and you notice Pandora starting to lose interest, a fact you can't deny, as you've been...
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>>43513005
>Do something artsy
>>43513005
>Other
I Dunno if she's reading on her own yet, or got reading comprehension, but i figure this might be a good time to read her a story.
not sure if this also counts as "artsy"
who /hateelves/ here? I mean really, fuck those Mary sue tree hugging queers.
>muh craftsmanship
>muh archery
>muh acrobatics
>muh attunement with magic
seriously, these guys suck cock and you all know it
DWARVES on the other hand are the master race
>long fuzzy beards perfect for keeping warm
>stout strong legs will never fail
>swole &...
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>>43512706
But aren't dwarves a bunch of xenophobic dick bags that hold so closely to tradition that it often borders on societal retardation?
>>43512764
Both are cripplingly bound to racial norms that only exist to make up for piss-poor aesthetic differences.
>>43512764
You say that like that's bad.
http://jasss.soc.surrey.ac.uk/16/3/7.html
>guy makes a "stealth" character
>thinks that just making a high roll means he becomes invisible
Sneaking past the guards does not mean rolling a 30 and then just walking past them.
Sakurako is worst yuru.
>>43512927
You are absolutely correct.
>>43512685
That depends on a multitude of factors. Maybe he really is able to walk past them because he has a Kuroko ability.
A gate opens up in Japan, but here is the kicker.
It leads to Warhammer Fantasy long before end times happened.
What happens?
>>43512582
Dwarves are offered free access to a planet full of untapped resources -- one lacking in Skaven and Orcs but full of humans who will happily trade piles of money for a scant amount of riches pulled from the deep.
Its all great, up until the Chaos Gods show up and ruin everything.
Chaos starts to corrupt people on our side due to our lack of knowledge of, or resistance to, magic. While our arms and armaments are vastly more powerful, we desperately need the help of the Old World powers to stop our whole civilization falling to Chaos, handing the Chaos Gods a modern army with which to crush them.
>>43512635
Well for starters Warham Fantasy is a thing.
We can literally ask any neckbeard in their mum's basement on how to resist it.
Or just go on /tg/ and ask.
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