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The Inquisition has a new mission, wipe out ISIS.
Assuming they can bring in any resources they have access to in 40k, Grey Knights, ships etc. how long would it take them?
>>43951322
However long it takes a missile to reach the Middle East from their base. They'd just dump a viro bomb on them.
The Sisters of Battle would be the best choice there.
They are specifically anti-heresy/anti-cult with armour that ISIS would have a hard time touching and high mobility troops that could easily hunt them down.
Marines don't really have the number to fight against a skirmish group.
24 hours, flat.
They wouldn't even need to big stuff, just Stormtrooper killteams could do the job with support from the relevant chamber militant.
>"My skeleton has lycanthropy"
That sounds like something a psychotic would say. Source: A psychotic.
>>43951224
But not the rest of you? Tough break
Fuck off with these shit threads.
You are Alice, a woman who might be having the most awesome dream ever. Or is it really a dream?
You woke up in some castle dungeon, found by a goblin, who proclaimed you as the new overlord. Along with nine other of his kin, you started rebuilding your once great empire from scratch.
In the last episode, you recruited a Kraken into your ranks (who sadly isn't much help yet), ended a fae party with a bang (and iron. Mostly iron.) and found a group of goblins, including an old, wise one in the mountains.
At the moment, you lead your army to the forests of Darthmoore,...
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By the way, sorry for starting the thread this late today. University stuff kept me in charge longer than expected.
If you still want to torture me for my wrongdoings, specify which way and we'll discuss it.
Bump.
>Summoning players
>>43949255
No punishment this time Overlord, you've been pretty cool about keeping this Quest going pretty regularly.
>Return to the castle
We have enough minions we should start restoring the castle. Food can be put off a little longer.
>What is Exalted?
An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.
Start here: http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/
>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?
Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial: http://jyenicolson.net/exalted/. It'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.
>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?
Roll20 and the Game Finder General...
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>>43948853
>Do you find it concerning that Holden doesn't appear to know what a "bon mot" is?
Concerning for Holden yes, the gameline no. I'd regard Holden as an annoying special needs kid if he didn't make good books.
What's some good inspiration if I wanted to make a person from Volivat?
>>43948902
>if he didn't make good books.
Is he largely responsible for any of the good books?
The Relationship knot of doom edition
Join us as we flesh out the world of Saladia! Witness and participate in the creation of a setting filled with gods, madness and the Laughing God!
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Are the dragon god's dreams whatched over by ong?
>>43947397
Yo. So why did you origonally want this pantheon anyway? Out of curiosity.
I don't see there's any point in me writing anything else, since apparently if either Scribe or Mapmaker don't like it, it just gets glossed over and ignored.
>You are a planeswalker.
>In the vast Multiverse, only you and some other chucklefucks know of the countless worlds beyond your own.
Welcome to the Magic: the Gathering Flavor General thread!
Helpful links:
>Uncharted Realms Archive
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/columns/uncharted-realms
ARCHIVE http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Archive.aspx?tag=unchartedrealms&description=Uncharted%20Realms
>Savor the Flavor/Taste...
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Oh, shit, is that motherfucking Kozilek?
>>43945738
I mean they've been teasing his arrival since BfZ came out
>>43945738
I never understood how power scale works in MTG. I mean, Kozi's a 12/12, right? That means he would die to six regular bears or like twelve normal humans. How does this add up to a world-ending terror? I mean, I recognize that it does, but that statement holds true for all fatties. Lorthos, Wormcoil, Special K, etc
The only one that kind of gets it right is Blightsteel Colossus, and only because it's indestructible... Am I overthinking this?
Your party have to disguise themselves as amazons to infiltrate a matriarchal kingdom. How well do they pull it off?
Do it the same way we did the last time we had to do basically the same thing; after observing the amazons in their behavior and appearance, the buffer female characters dress and act appropriately, and "imprison" the rest of us to lead as captives.
>>43943536
i think disguise wise they would be fine but they may blow it by saying stupid things.
>>43943576
My party had more bolter and Las guns involved. Those filthy heretics shouldn't have said the the Big E was a woman and she had 20 daughters who were all still alive and in waiting to attack the 'False emporer'
I want to run a one shot for Kult ant it would be my first time at it. I've never played nor seen played Kult and I don't really understand what the plot of an adventure could be. I've GMd a lot of CoC, should I run Kult in a similar way?
I mostly appreciate if you colud tell your adventures in Kult, thanks.
I've never played CoC, but Kult is great. The trick is to have your players not realize what the fuck is going on, while maintaining their sense of control over their destinies. This creates fear.
There are plenty of pre-written stories out there, try one of them, but realize that your players could just bolt themselves up in an attic out of fear (mine did). Then you have to get creative.
All the best, hope you do great.
Mood music is a must.
>>43942637
KULT is pretty much the reverse-CoC. In CoC the Universe is a vast, cold and uncaring expanse. You're insiginficant and can only hope to avoid the sight of the greater beings.
In KULT? The Universe knows your name. And it hates you. The entire Reality is a trap, designed by God himself to keep YOU down. A trap for gods - and you can escape it.
Of course, your players hopefully don't know that (seriously, it's best if they never even read the book past the parts of character creation that...
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>>43943073
this
Connecting to Shadowlands BBS...
>Verifying Biometrics...
>Identity Verified...
>Opening /srg/...
Books:
http://pastebin.com/SsWTY7qr
Chummer 5:
https://github.com/chummer5a/chummer5a/releases/latest
Issue tracker:
https://github.com/chummer5a/chummer5a/releases/latest
Ayy new thread.
So since I have nothing but time, AI still aren't functional, and I'm piling up backup characters like mad for my next (and first) campaign...
What secondary roles does your heavy weapons guy take on?
>>43941021
Medic or explosives tend to be good secondary roles. Magical healing doesn't do shit if the subject isnt' stabilized, and you'd be amazing how often mages forget that is a thing. And explosives just seem intuitive with it.
I like the idea of technomancers too much to not play them. How do I make them good in 5e?
I'm too tired to think up questions, just talk games.
>Diamonds and SW:Risk in the mail for xmas gifts to family who are just starting to get interested in my hobby.
>Heading out of town Friday to go visit the heavier gaming group and get in two full days of nerdery
>Client calls last minute tonight, asks if I can do an order for delivery early Monday morning
>Shifted everything, now leaving Thursday afternoon so I still get 2 days
Every...
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No one's up and wanting to talk cardboard at all? Where the fuck is Steev when I need him to write a 20 page guide on how to build a proper German army to crush a 12 yr old with?
I have a board game that I opened but will likely never play. Is there some sort of game exchange/trade/way for me to get rid of it that isn't just selling it?
>>43940927
BGG has a regular trade system, as well as math trades (depending on your region) every couple months. Finding a trade through geekmail can be a long process but is sure to get you what you want, math trades are much more likely to get you a trade fast but you might end up with a game you don't enjoy as much. Rahdo did a pretty good series of videos on how they work, and if you're just looking to drop one game it might be worth it to wait. If you attend any conventions or live in a big enough location you...
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What is it with girls and Tyranids? Every female 40k fan I've ever met has had a thing for them.Myself included.
>>43939632
Giant throbbing monster cocks that ejaculate flesh eating worms at their enemies.
Dinosaurs are awesome. As are space bugs.
>>43939632
If you're looking for art of that you should check the /d/ thread.
What if Russia invented power armor like pic related?
>>43937197
>Lots of exposed moving parts
>Exposed head
>Glowing bits in the center of mass
>Is too big to fit through doors or walk down stairs
>Hands too big to use standard weapons
>Square cubed law limiting both armor and maneuverability
That thing would be worse then a dude with a T-shirt and a Kalashnikov. In fact a dude...
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What if your waifu orbits my dick?
>>43937197
I'd switch countries.
I want power armor and a mini gun!
My life for Mother Russia.
How did your last session go /tg/ ?
People bailed, no dice were rolled, sad times were had by all.
>>43936521
Most people didn't show up. One of the players wanted to try DMing to give the DM a break.
It was a nice dungeon crawl and he was arguably better than the current DM.
