Also wondering the best way to handle dice if you don't want to use a fullblown system like DND or something. Thanks!

>>43947190
Wait for the Weekend Quest Discussion thread or go on the IRC channel #QMC and ask the current QM's there.

Also pay a visit to
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
and read some quests to get a feel of it.

>>43947807
What IRC server?

Poorly and stupidly.

>>43946829
I think that a kingdom could turn a tidy profit just selling kisses from the prince.

>depends on the setting
But yeah, most fairy tales have that as an ingredient/cure by itself for curses and the like.

Pornographically, probably. Can't see much point in it otherwise.

>>43946795

The real question is whether a guy liking feminine dicks, shotas or traps is still argued by some as being gay in the grim darkness of the future.

Assuming that people became less intelligence and therefore people believed that yes, it was gay, do you think people would have been more accepting of gays? Taking in to consideration the fact that the emperor seemed to have a thing for dudes.

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>>43946795
Roboute Guilliman.
There is no reason to deny this outside of jealousy or memery.

>>43946795
Sanguinius, yo. The guy who didn't become Warmaster because he was too amazing at absolutely everything to fit within the Imperial Truth, unlike Horus.

>>43946425
last thread
>>43931017

About one third of the Vault Dwellers are Amish.

>>43946425
education is rigorous and gender segregated

women are taught engineering and chemistry
men are taught biology and medicine

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>>43946422
Why didn't the eagles just calculate their own weight and size?

>>43946422
What do you mean? African or european?

At least 3-5 banememes.

>>43946145
Big E spanks the fuck out of Horus.

>>43946206
Switch to two orks kicking a squig painted as a soccer ball

A Necron Lord wakes up from his eternal slumber to find his pet Tomb Stalker has shit on the carpet.

>>43946045
That you, J?

>>43946207
Negative. But I bet he could use the advice as well!

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One time, in Black Crusade, a player of mine challenged a Greater Daemon of Tzeentch to make a battle of wits.
Now, this wasn't a challenge you could cut through with a powersword. It wasn't something you could tackle with lore skills too.
So, I dropped a player into 21-dimensional starmaze.

Choose a perk

>Scrounger
You will find more caps in dead bodies, containers ...etc

>Contractor
You can get better deals/rewards from more ...professional and more sophisticated individuals in the wastes

>Salesman
You can sell almost anything for a better price. Convincing others can be easier when it comes to selling stuff.

>Hobo'a Luck
You can spot valuable objects in the middle of some trash/debris...etc
...
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>>43946040
>Hobo'a Luck

hi Snow

>>43946095
hello anon. five minutes as usual

Also

>Hobo's Luck

Fuck

>Epic6 (E6) is a variant of the Dungeons & Dragons 3rd edition
Stopped reading.

It and Epic 8 do a good job at stopping the game before casters outpace martials completely while making it feel grittier-going up against a dragon feels like a planned process that takes resources and tactics, not an encounter that should be balanced for 4 x level players. That being said, there's more work from the GM to make sure higher level encounters work within the Epic 6 or 8 framework, and some settings need to be revisited before being used in e6 or e8.

I'd rather just play something different than try yet again to fix the broken mess that is D&D 3.x.

>>43944899

I had a squad of Imperial Guard, lead by a Commissar, versus Necrons. After most of my squad was murdered by Gauss fire from the Immortals, the squad rolled a morale check and failed.

Now, there were only two units left. The Commissar, and a guardsman. The Commissar's special rule kicked in, and he shot the Guardsman in the face...Then charged the Necron lines alone.

To his credit, he took out two Immortals with his power sword before he went down.

>>43944899

One of my favourite moments was the very first game of 40k I ever played. A friend of me plays Dark Eldar and had a few armies from two friends of him (that have like 3-4 armies each) with him to show us the game.
So we have a 6e 1100 points 4-Way battle between:
>Black templars, 10 Man Crusadersquad with Emperors Champion in a Land Raider Crusader, 5 Terminators with Cyclone and another Crusadersquad on foot.
>Space Wolfs, Logan with 5 wolfguard-terminators,...
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>>43944899
I played a lopsided abortion of kill team once
>one guy had all his guard which amounted to a squad and a leman russ
>I had a squad of Chaos Terminators
>Another guy had a venerable dreadnought
>Me and the dreadnought had to gank the guard guy
>attempt to do so
>dreadnought raped the guard and destroyed the leman russ
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>>43944649
>On similar, did he realize he loved her after she was fried because her lack of soul stopped tainting his perspective?

Possibly. It's always arguable that the massive swing he experienced from her lack of soul was mistaken for love.

>>43944649
Who's this? Eisenhorn in the past and present, obviously, but the rest?

>>43944676
They worked together for so long and so intimate, combined with the fact he never really kept a long term female companion to compete with her makes me think he loved his soulless prostitute.

>>43944461
> Brotherhood of Nod

I'm all ears here.

>>43944461
So they specialize not only in guerilla warfare, but also in inciting uprisings?

>>43944461
>Stealthy Tactical Marines.
>Laser Oriented Heavy Weapons
>Tech-marines have advanced combat Servoskulls/Servitors
>Experimental Cloaking (unlikely)
>Lotsa bikes and Land speeders, armed for quick surgical strikes

I JUST bought the 3 core books without having anyone to play with. What have i done

>>43944365
What do you guys think about this random encounter table? It is for 4 level 3 characters traveling trough plains in a elvish kingdom.

1d12 + 1d8 +2 for day -2 for night

0 2x Intellect Devourer
1 3d4 Dretch
2 1d4 Elephants
3 1 Gnol Pack Lord
2d4 Gnols
4 1d2 Owlbear
5 They find corpses of mutilated animals, a survival with DC 10 can find Gnol Tracks. If they follow those tracks for 1d4 hours they'll encounter (roll 1d6)

Odd number:
1 Gnol Fang of Yeenoghu
1d4 Gnols

Even number:
The corpses of the monsters bellow described with elvish arrows in their bodies.

6 1 Giant Weasel / 1 Weasel
7 A abandoned house with a water wheel and a perception with DC 10 can find ration for 1 day for 1d4 people.
8 2d4 Pteranodon
9 1d4 Centaurs
10 1 Goblin boss / 1d4 Goblins / 1 Bugbear
11 3d4 Acolytes
12 1d4 Ghouls / 1 Warhorse skelleton / 2 Zombies
13 1d4 Ankylosaurus
14 A caravan attacked by: 2d4 Bandit / 2d4 Mastiff
If they won this battle they'll be rewarded with 1d4 ration for each character and 2d20 GP for the group.
15 A nomad tribe of Elfs, some of them are sick and need find medicinal erbs in 1d10 hours. A survival test with DC 12 cand find those erbs, a survival test can be made once a hour and each fail it raises the difficult by 1.
If they find the erbs they'll receive a reward of the random treasure table.
16 A Obelisk with a altar for offerings, bellow it a simbol of Hands bound at the wrist with red cord.
If the characters do a offering for Ilmater, they'll have the same effect of a long rest.
17 1d4 Orange Young Dragon
18 One NPC that will help the players to find their destination. This NPC will be a random one from the DM sheets, roll 1d12, each result is a different sheet and class.
19 1d4 Berserker
20 1 Orc Warchief
21 1 Bugbear Chief / 1d4 Bugbear
22 1d2 Ettin

>>43944403
You could always try matchmaking on roll20 or similar websites?

>>43944232
>entirely at your discretion
>you can use ... as a guide

>>43944232
Because 5e is gamist not simulationist, and earning wealth in-game is more fun than starting out rich.

Also, levels 1-3 are apprentice territory. You don't even get your oath as a paladin in until level 3

>>43944232
Because this game doesn't scale as strongly with equipment as other games, so there's no reason to dress people in bits and baubles like a fucking christmas tree.

Plus, as long as some functional baseline is met, it's generally speaking more interesting to have less than more in a game where acquiring interesting things is a primary motivator.

>>43944151
By not playing that trash

>>43944151
By getting good you scrub

Seriously, why the fuck do you want other people to tell you how to play the game?

>>43944151
That game looks like a fucking mess.