>Tfw you will never share a spaghetti noodle with Rarity
>>25426089
And neither with that faggot Spike.
>>25426089
spike really needs to be stabbed multiple times
Whoa where did all this Spike hate come from all of a sudden?
Let's play a game, /mlp/! Watch out for Neighson Voorhees!
If you don't know what's happening, catch up here: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/threshold/23516424
>>25425949
Last time, Dandy left the relative safety of his basement to search for Squishy. His mad detective skills led him to the royal hedge maze, where he encountered a ghost filly named Willa Wisp, who was determined to keep him in the maze so she could spook him. And it turns out she was pretty good at spooking... for a time. But why was she so eager to scare Dandy? After beating her at her own game, Dandy got her to spill the beans: It was so her soul could depart to heaven and she could make peace with her grieving mother, whom Dandy took it upon himself to seek out and bring to the maze. Willa Wisp accidentally scared her mother half to death, freeing her and allowing the two to finally say goodbye.
HP: 100%
Bits: 204
CC: 2374
Inventory: 1 house key, 1 comb, 1 white fedora, 1 temporary access card, 1 two-way radio, 1 Snapdragon, 1 lab coat, 1 moon cake, 1 bag of maple yogurt drops, 1 drinking bird, 1 coffee mug, 1 color-changing putty, 1 poster, 1 Cathedral of Terra pamphlet
This is where your quest continues.
>>25426002
Time to sleep. You've been up for like hours haven't you?
>>25426002
NOW USE YOUR FUCKING WINGS
GOD DAMN IT
Who is objectively the worst writer and why is it Neal Dusedau?
>>25425316
because he admitted he likes spike and admitted it was his favorite character.
>>25425316
The guy is probably worse than Merriweather and Polsky combined.
>>25425316
Implying Neal isn't based as fuck
Dream anon here, that stupid dream horse that's turning my pony dreams into gay nightmares is back.
Day 4: Nothing sexual with this dream (well until the light brown faggot shows up). It was just me cuddling Lyra and rubbing her belly in a large white space. While rubbing I feel like i'm being watched and quickly looking behind me I see that Light brown faggot laying on the ground and just staring at me with a hoof on his jaw. He was closer this time and I this is where I figured out he was a stallion thanks to how the male ponies face was im the show. I also noticed he had wings and a cutie mark similar to a spider web. I'm not really sure about the mark fully because my mind is hazy about it. still I learned this fucker is a pegasus stallion.
Anyway he makes eye contact with me and smiles before disappearing suddenly. I quickly look back to Lyra and notice that once again, the bastard somehow turned my mare into a stallion. With my hand still on her/his stomach i notice he is fully erect and I quickly move away. "Hey anon, why did you stop?" lyra said to me and he got up and started to walk towards me. I usually wake up at this part but for some reason I stayed awake but found my body falling to the ground and i was laying on my back. That's when I heard something I didnt want to hear. "Oooh you want it dont you?" Lyra nuzzled my leg nd I suddenly left something push against my butt. I woke up here and found myself wrapped in my blankets and barely able to move.
I tried lucid dreaming, but I can't summon this fucker. Now i'm seriously debating taking meds for this shit.
>>25424758
Stop using ponies to suppress your gayness.
>>25424758
just go with the flow and see what happens
>not wanting to give handjobs to stallions
gay as fuck desu
Q&A Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/
Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: we don't know everything about the characters
Last thread: >>25406575
The reign of Hijacker and Craft begins!
Also
>>25424679
Are the Q&A's ever going to really start? I mean we got that one for CapeShit but nobody else seems to be onboard.
>>25424711
PZ was the only one who actually got a question.
Just ask something, QM catch up and respond eventually.
>>25424711
>Are the Q&A's ever going to really start?
I had no idea someone already bit the bullet.
I thought the questions would get poster here or in the appropriate thread, and the mic would always be open, honestly
Old thread:
>>25411109Meatand Greet Edition:
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1709486&add=1#
Add yourself to the map and find single autists near you, so the rest of us know what parts of the world to avoid.
For those of you that have met up, post success stories to encourage your fellow antisocial anons to go out and make friends.
First for UA in Tuscaloosa, Alabama
pls respond ;_;
>>25424622
Second for FSU in Tallahassee, FL.in b4 no responses again.
Third for Portland Oregon.
>So what is this thread about?
Pretty much this thread is a collection of stories about anon owning a pony as a slave. He can do whatever he wishes, be it nice and not abusing or the complete opposite.
It is recommended that each story has to start off with anon purchasing said pony.
Also, if you're going to be writing some green, please name yourself. It will be easier to keep track of your story.
This thread will be every Thursday unless content slows down and will go to every other Thursday. (yes its Friday today but that's because the last one died today)
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/SlavePonyAuction
Current authors:
My own Pinkie Pie! by GearsGearsEverywhere
http://pastebin.com/UMhEaZ6n
Helping Her (Scootaloo) by HeliAnon
http://pastebin.com/j5aR9qWb
Buying a Bookhorse (Twilight) by Lurkernon
http://pastebin.com/zvvD2hcE
Regards, anon (Vinyl) by IHLAOY
http://pastebin.com/AySUp8Ma
The Slave Auction -- In Progress (Applejack) by Jessi Jinx
http://pastebin.com/gFYqU1d5
Recovery WIP (OC) by Klaifferon
http://pastebin.com/DNvbjnQG
No title (Cloudchaser) by Unknown
http://pastebin.com/UQqcaF2Q
California Express (Twilight) by Unknown
http://pastebin.com/FuFTWFVt
Previous thread: >>25385994
>>25424532
wow. you must not like my story at all.
>>25424688
What story is it? I may of missed it or forgot to add it.
>>25424532
That picture is making me so sad.
Things have been kinda down lately.
Can we get a kind thread?
Incest could be more acceptable in an Equestrian society where it's completely normal to have strong feelings for your siblings and parents. If this is true, would you still want to visit Equestria?
Only if consent is a thing.
>>25423854
Only makes me want it more.
>>25423854
I heard incest
>It's dark and you're alone.
>Everything has gone well..
>The town seems to be improving, the Mayor is repenting, and Sunset is safe.
>You look at the book rubbing your hand along its smooth surface.
>You can feel its influence coursing through you sending waves of pleasure through your body.
>To dispose of it, to get rid of this much power, to dump this, holy water on it..
>Well.. Hehe..
>Your hands tremble holding the book.
>You turn its pages, as your eyes gloss over forbidden curses.
>Such valuable knowledge. Truly such a waste..
>It's really only human to want these things..
>Besides, just doing a few of these little curses, what's the harm?
>It would be almost harmful NOT to use them.
>Holy water is the real evil, using it to destroy such great knowledge!
>With great knowledge, comes great power..
>Only a fool would turn it away..
>Those weak souls who can't handle the true power..
>Potentially unlimited power..
>>25423832
>Suddenly you hear the door creak.
>Sunset standing there in shock.
"T-this is.. I can explain! I was just looking at it was all!"
>She looks away from you with an uncomfortable expression.
>"I saw you there, just staring at it, with this, evil grin on your face.. Oh Anon!"
>She rushes at you knocking the book out of your hands.
>She slaps you in the face with her hoof.
>"Anon, dammit, don't, whatever you're thinking about doing with this book, it isn't worth it! Please Anon.."
>Shes hugging you and sobbing into you.
"Sunset.."
>"You've been my only friend this whole time, and you've been so helpful to me and the people here. I don't know what I would do If I didn't have you here.."
"But the book, it.. It has so many useful spells, such great knowledge!"
>"And what will you use it for? What do you need? If you tell me, I'll go ahead and do what it takes to get it without the books magic.."
>What is it you really want?
>"Please Anon, just destroy it, I promise I'll always stick with you if you need someone.. I couldn't stand to see you lose yourself to the darkness."
>She places her hoof on your chest.
>"I know deep down past all the faces you put on, you have a very kind heart.. And I'll do whatever I can to protect it.."
"Its hard to resist the book, I feel like it would be a huge loss to destroy it, I wish someone stronger would go along and do it."
>"It has to be your choice to destroy the book. You'll probably resent me if I do it, so I'll leave it up to you."
"But-"
>"Even after all the time we've known each other this is the best I can do for you. I know it will be hard for you, but I have faith in the end you'll make the right choice. No matter what you choose, I'll always be your friend, and we'll be together, away from home but not alone."Previous thread >>25347952
Need a bin for this.
>>25423953Here's a bin of the entire last thread.
http://pastebin.com/6E8axAus
Oh no, /mlp/! It's your favorite's pony birthday today, and you haven't prepared anything! Luckily, the last item you bought with your money is the present that you can give her, what happens? Bonus points if you describe her/his reaction.If it's a shopping list, you can either pick the last item or any.
>Applejack
>Red Bull Can
>"Are you saying I'm tired and overworking myself and need sleep? Can I hope you aren't saying that."
Last thing I bought was raw chicken.
I think nothing would be more appropriate
>>25422971
>Ponka Poe
>1-liter packet of apple juice
I think she would be okay with that.
>>25422984
...Scootaloo?
One Missed Siren Call Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Old Shattered Gem: >>25388217
>>25422881
First for sirens are not sisters
>>25422881
>"And you've sent us these nudes because?"
"I want to join you. Its blackmail material you can use to punish me if I misbehave!"
>"You're really serious about this?"
"Please, I will do ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO JOIN YOU. I WILL MURDER MY OWN FAMILY TO JOIN YOUR RANKS PLEASE."
I always get sad seeing them with nogemz
Be chill and post ponies.
>>25422758
This shall now be an Applejack thread
A thread dedicated to the masculine side of colorful horses. Anything stallion goes here. From rule 63 characters to regular stallions from the show. Stories and pictures for all your stallion needs.
Includes:
Hetero stallions
Homo stallions
No Homo stallions
Anything not involving stallions does not belong here. No off-topic shit.
>>25422179
Best stallion coming through
What is it about unshorn fetlocks that I find so attractive?
Previous Thread: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25392556/
Who is best background pony? And why?
Pic related.
>>25421833
she's flawless
>>25421833
Because almost every other one is just the same base, but recolored manes and coats.
Derpy stands out more, like Vinyl and Octavia.
>>25421833
easily
