The last video game character you played as has to defend Equestria from the last movie villain you watched while your favorite pony is masturbating with the object directly to your left while chugging a bottle of the last thing you drank while your least favorite pony is getting anally raped by the last band you listened to at a rate of x thrusts per second where x equals the last number of your post.
And only the object directly to your right can help you solve this problem.
>>18412098
The lone wanderer must save equestria from Malekith while Twilight masturbates with a box of Cheez-its and Rarity is being ass raped by Freddy Mercury from Queen, the only thing that can stop this is my left shoe
A random Russian rifleman from stalingrad is trying to stop Godzilla while Applejack jams an empty rootbeer can up her cooter while drinking another rootbeer and Rarity is getting raped by Ghost Mice. My only tool to deal with this is my cellphone.
I cold call the police I guess? I don't know how much help they'll be. Godzilla is probably just going to kill everyone. It'll be like that tarrasque in Equestria thread where the only solution was to teach Twilight how to cast Wish(this does not count as saving the day).
>Last VG character
Michael Ford, from Conduit
>Last movie villain
Bane, from the Dark Knight Rises
>Waifu, object and drink
Chryssi, my dog, and water
>Least favorite pony and last band
Flash and Bethlehem
Well, you did it. You made it to Equestria. The promise land. A utopia. A world without strife.
And you hate it.
It nothing like you expected. Things are too different. Not the way they are is the show. For whatever reason, everyday is a living hell to you. You barely get by, with just enough bits to feed yourself and not much else. You don't click with any of the ponies and none of them have gone out of their way to befriend you. Most days are lonely.
To make it worse, reminders of what you gave up on earth are cropping up everywhere. No matter where you look, you see something that makes your heart ache with homesickness.
A mother and her foal? A reminder that your own parents are gone now.
A young couple on a park bench? You see nothing but yourself and your last lover, but know it's not real.
Some laughing friends exiting a late night bar? Pain in your chest, as they all sound eerily like YOUR old friends.
You can't even try to earn your attention, as it seems like every adventure happens too far away, and human talents pale in comparison to magic.
It finally happens. No matter how strong you are, you are just one man. And you are a man who hit his breaking point. You though it would never come to this, but you see the ultimate sin as the last choice.
You prepare to commit suicide. Something totally unheard of and unthinkable in Equestria.
But even that can't go right, as you are happened upon by a pony, who forcefully stops you at the last moment.
Roll with post numbers.
0. Reroll
1. Twilight
2. Rainbow
3. Applejack
4. Pinkie
5. Rarity
6. Fluttershy
7. Luna
8. Celestia
9. Your choice.
10. Re-roll
dubs = Your choice
What happens?
(There is already one up, but it's dead. Starting up a new one)
eww
>>18363653
Rolling for
>"Anon! You don't have to do this! Let me show you the pleasures good dental hygiene can bring to your life!"
>>18363653
>10. Re-roll
Get out
>You are such a good FRIEND Anon. It sure is nice to have a FRIEND like you. Do you want to be knighted in my court of FRIENDship?
Old Friendzone
>>18276087
The stories so far
Alone in Equestria: By Kerberos
http://pastebin.com/8BB4kmgm
One Last Full Moon: By NotNotWriteFag
http://pastebin.com/GYvTRzWB
Generosity Never Dies: By creamNscream
http://pastebin.com/J0xsqdVA
Hope Run Dry: By creamNscream
http://pastebin.com/LG1R0bm7
Love in the Wrong Places
http://pastebin.com/vjZa9fg6
Video Memory: By Anocotripy
http://pastebin.com/ymUkrFdJ
White Fashion and Yellow Quiet Fuck a Pillow: Anocotripy
http://pastebin.com/vzX7GziD
Things Aren't Simple Anymore: By Atlas
http://pastebin.com/enay0sHL
Nothing is set in Stone: By Kerberos
http://pastebin.com/5ZQbAR9k
Friendzone Pastebin with tags and synopsis
http://pastebin.com/uVgE24TA
Prepare for feels
Someone needs to add synopsis's to some of those stories in the pastebin.
Thems stories be long, dog.
New thread, alright the
Old thread is still up though. 2 friend zone thread sat the same time. Nice
>Be Shrek
>Eat an onion with frosting on your holy birthday
>Suddenly portal pulls you into it
>Wake up in Equestria, still have glorious ogre body
>See Ponyville on the horizon
>See yellow quiet
>"E-excuse me?"
Watdo?
>>18276438
Explode in a critical ogreload spreading onion flavored viscera all over the land
>>18276438
>pic related
>>18276478
>Continue being Shrek
>Do not reply to yellow quiet
>"I-I'll lead you to Ponyville, maybe Twilight can help
>Yellow quiet dares to lay a filthy hoof on your beautiful ogre hands
Watdo
There were bunch of Spike episodes on the Hub yesterday and I felt like writing a greentext story for you guys, hope you like it.
Here's a pastebin link of my only other greentext so you have an idea of what kind of writing to expect: http://pastebin.com/eN1DqSsG
Please note that this story is partially being made up as I go along and I am open to anygoodsuggestions for it.
The following 4 greens are a preview.
Prologue:
>It is time for a change.
>You are Spike.
>Legitimately Spike.
>The actual character himself from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
>You are a cartoon.
>When you're not occupied with your role in MLP:FiM, you are free to roam about behind the scenes among the other characters who don't currently have a part to play.
>This is the case for all of the characters after the season has its finale and the production goes dormant until the next season.
>From right after the finales to right before the premiers, all of the characters of the show continue to live independently in Equestria and have daily lives of their own.
>So far, everything has seemed to settle down after the season 4 finale.
>The episode really concluded a lot of things.
>But you still feel far from settled.
>It has been 4 seasons.
>You feel as though you've been nothing but a messenger and a servant for too long now; you want a more important role during the next season.
>You're a dragon.
>A fire breathing dragon.
>Why haven't you become stronger after all of the experiences you've had?
>It doesn't add up.
>There's no reason for the studio to keep you so weak after such a long run.
>Do they want you to stay small forever?
>You must live up to what a dragon is really supposed to be.
>>18178245
>After all, you have finally started to grow.
>It's about time you hit another growth spurt.
>But this one entirely different.
>It is far more realistic than the last.
>Nothing has seemed to provoke it.
>It just happened out of the blue.
>Spontaneously.
>The changes have only been gradual and mild, but you're still interested to see where this goes.
>It's still better than nothing at all.
>Your head is beginning to get longer and develop sharper features. You're also getting noticeably taller.
>These changes have remained consistent and are bound to be permanent this time.
>The time has come.
>You are done being Spike the little baby dragon.
>You want to be Spike, the brave and heroic dragon.
>You are mature now, and growing into a handsome young adult.
>You have always wanted wings of your own, and to be a much larger and stronger individual than the one you used to be.
>And now that opportunity has finally arrived.
>What comes next after this is an enigma that only time shall reveal the resolution to.
>A magnificent revelation shrouded in mystery.
>You wait day by day for more changes to happen.
>>18178268
>You know that your growth spurt either occurred naturally, or was initiated on purpose by the studio.
>It's very possible that the studio is responsible.
>They've done it before in previous episodes.
>You evaluate the possibility.
>They ultimately control what you look like, what you can do and how you act most of the time.
>They have recently started to make changes to characters, such as giving Twilight wings.
>Could the studio be editing you so you will have the ability to sprout your own wings?
>But this growth spurt is clearly more steady and realistic.
>Could this one be natural?
>Would the studio get this involved during these times?
>You and the mane 6 have already had many adventures together as a group.
>These adventures have been orchestrated and controlled by superior beings of a far away universe; the studio.
>Almost every time a character had experienced physical changes in their appearance, it was because the studio was making changes to them.
>Editing.
>But what the studio likely doesn't know is that the characters can grow on their own as well.
>Equestria exists as an independent universe when the episodes are not being worked on.
>But not all the way.
>During the hiatuses between the TV show's seasons, there is no sound.
>No sound.
>You and all of the other characters simply live in Equestria in anticipating silence, curiously awaiting what your next pre-determined adventures will be.
>>18178301
>Here's what you know about the studio:
>All sound that can ever exist in Equestria is entirely provided by the staff of the show.
>Voice actors and actresses are assigned to specified characters to allow those characters to have the opportunity to speak and/or sing.
>Animators use tools from computer programs to load you onto screens, and animate you to match what the voices are saying. They can also control your actions.
>The voices who speak for the characters normally read off of a script, which is written by another section of the studio called the writers.
>You have a rough idea of how their chain of command works.
>The script is made by the writers, the voices follow the script, the animators follow the voices, and you and the rest of the characters obey the animators.
>Not many of the characters get to be animated to match what a voice is saying.
>Most residents in Equestria are only animated from time to time, and have never had any of the voices assigned to them.
>But you, the mane 6, the Princesses and a multitude of other characters have.
>Meanwhile, sound editors give everything else sound.
>Water flowing, wind blowing, solid objects hitting against one another, everything that doesn't make sounds through a voice.
>These studio workers give your universe more of an atmosphere.
>None of you have ever met any of them.
>Your invisible heroes and heroins to you and your inaudible friends and neighbors.
>You all are merely puppets to a distant universe, waiting during the breaks to be given sound and adventures again.
>But this hiatus feels significantly longer than the last few.
>Aside the use for a few commercials, none of the Equestrians have received any communication with the studios.
>They did not return during the time they normally do.
>Something must be wrong.
>What is going on?
>be a 7 year old girl
>today is the season 4 finale of your favorite cartoon, my little pony: friendship is magic
>you are very excited
>you sit down in front of the tv, holding your rainbow dash plushie
>she is so awesome
>your lucky charms sit on the coffee table in front of you
>you pick out a marshmallow and eat it
>the dry cereal is yucky anyway
>the marshmallows are the only good part
>you hear the theme song begin to play
>you sing along, of course
>the episode is going great
>there's all of your favorite characters
>and rainbow dash is awesome in this episode
€the song the princesses sing is excellent
>the princesses are so pretty
>you want to be like princess celestia
>a man pony begins is walking down a dark alley
>your mother warned you to stay out of dark alleys
>his emerald cutie mark reminds you of minecraft
>you like playing it on your mom's iphone
>a hooded figure approaches
>he gives the man pony a lecture, shaking his fist
>he opens his mouth and sucks magic out of the man pony's horn
>he falls to the ground
>his eyes grey and dead
>oranges hit the ground
>you stare
>eyes widened in horror
>this is nothing like what you usually watch on mlp
>this scares you
>you keep watching
>tirek sucks out the magic of a whole room
>keep watching
>pretty princesses get locked in tartarus
>twilight gets smashed into a mountain
>the cute little library you wished you lived in is gone
>her friends eyes are lifeless and grey
>just like your grampa's were
>fluttershy is crying
>you are crying
>mommy runs in
>asks you whats the matter
>explain everything
>mom hugs you
>tells you its only a show
>turn it back on
>all the ponies are fine
>not even the ending theme song makes you smile
>those lifeless eyes stick in your head
>staring
>mentally scarred
>nightmares for weeks
>thanks hasbro
~FIN~
>>18186991
Booooo.
>implying kids found it scary
>>18187183
>implying op was actually serious
Also, I lel'd
My cat bends over like rainbow dash, is very active like rainbow dash and at times can be snappy. They are also very fit and the most healthiest cat with the body of rainbow dash, is this normal? They are also very talkative like rainbow dash
cum inside your cat
>>18157511
It took all of one post, but I'm honestly not even surprised in the slightest.
>>18157511
My cat is too small, how would I manage that.
They are male also.
Hello /mlp/,
Thank you for coming to see me. I understand you are looking to immigrate to Equestria. Would you be willing to answer a few questions first?
>>18157867
Absolutely
>>18157867
Since you probably wouldn't let me in if I refuse I suppose so.
>>18157867
First, I would like to ask /you/ a few questions.
Item number one: How's your healthcare?
Pinkie stop being so sexy.
>>18046566
now post the edit where she is bottomless
>>18046566
You know what Arthur would say to this?
>>18046566
Hey, it worked!
>"Oh hey Anon. The usual?"
>>17971408
Oh, I don't believe we've met. You must have me confused with somebody else. What's the sign for? Would you like to go get some lunch somewhere?
>>17971408
I get off to ponies who charge for cuddles
>>17971408
Never. Come with me, let's get you something to eat.
New sun and moon thread. Old thread was kill. We start again.
There should be an episode where Twilight and Spike end up trapped in alternate universe and keep being depicted in different art styles.
family guy did that alreadynot saying mlp hasn't stolen plots for many other showsespecially PPGbut still
>>17875486
That was my inspiration.
This is my Grandfather on July 26th 1943, serving in Guadicanal. He had over 60 Confirmed kills in a Japanese banzai charge, and received multiple accommodations for his bravery in battle. Recently I learned that he was a horsefucker, as early as the 1930s, he's engaged in acts of bestiality with mares on our family farm in Indiana. I was told by my grandmother, who was scared to tell me, but I took it really well and left the room. I Couldn't help but laugh for an hour as I realized that sexuality towards equines must run in the family. God bless him.
Seems like the only way to make him proud is to go fuck a horse. Godspeed OP.
>>17829345
This.
>>17829325
The man wanted more than granny could provide. So he went for Granny Smith.
I want to poop in Twilight Sparkles' corn flakes.
Good for you.
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