>It's been three months since the first incident.
>I keep remembering that pony's dead, cold expression.
>their eyes were removed and their mouth stitched and contorted manually into a sickening, chilling smile
>It almost looked as if the poor soul was struggling to tell me something, staring at me through those deep, empty sockets
>Their entrails were strewn about the floor, intestines stretched out about two meters from the body
>The job was messy, and looked rushed
>the smile was only held together with some pins, and the intestines suggested that the perpetrator had literally flung them across the way
>Whoever had done this was obviously in a psychotic state to go through all the trouble, as quick as it was
>Mr. and Mrs. Cake, the owners of the shop where the incident took place, had no clue who this pony was, nor any connection they might have had
>When I inquired the baker, Pinkie Pie, she seemed explosively distraught and disgusted already at the thought that someone would do such a thing to an innocent pony
>She stated the pony's name was Cotton Sherbert, a relatively new customer and new resident in Ponyville
>Apparently when she introduced this pony to her friend, Rainbow Dash the two hit it off rather well
>Cotton and Rainbow according to her spent quite a bit of time together, it actually made her rather jealous
>She explained to me that:
>"This wasn't the first time I've been jealous of Rainbow hanging out with some other pony, but I've learned from then and I... I wouldn't want any harm to come to such a close friend of... Dash's."
>She had this look of disgust any time she mentioned Cotton's name
>I'd asked the Cakes and they said the only ones home that night was Pinkie Pie
>Of course, I had to take her in for further questioning
Cont.?
>>19046465
>Cont.?
Sure why not.
>>19046465
>I remember watching her enter the interrogation room, still shaking from the earlier events
>she kept tapping her hooves together timidly, looking down at the table
>I started the recording, and began to question her
>"You told me that you were asleep while the events occurred. How can a pony sleep through a murder occurring right beneath them?"
>She looked up to me slowly, and looked me directly in the eyes
>"I-I-I... I-I didn't... I don't-"
>"You don't what?"
>"I-I don't remember anything from last night. I only remember waking up around 2 AM in my bed. I don't remember how I got there, or where I was before then."
>I didn't want to make any assumptions just yet, so I pressed a bit more.
>"What exactly woke you up?"
>"I heard a scream downstairs. When I went down there... I saw Mr. and Mrs. Cake standing in front of C-Cotton's body. I just stood there for awhile before I vomited right there."
>I was still curious about her odd and rather "convinient" memory loss
cont.
>>19046593
>"What were you doing before you couldn't remember?"
>She looked up at me then, but looked away again, thinking
>"That morning I went over to Rainbow Dash's house for a sleepover. I remember there were a lot of snacks and comic books.
>"What else happened at the sleepover?"
>I saw her eyes wander a bit, but then it looked like something hit her
>"Cotton was at the sleepover too."
>Now it seemed like things were falling into place
>I've heard many things about this pony, Pinkie Pie, being a nutcase on numerous occassion
>Although tragic, it would not surprise me that she's psychotic
>She continued, "I remember I got into an argument with her about something silly, I think it was about whether or not cheese is good to put on crackers."
>"Crackers?" This was worse than I thought.
>This seemed to anger her
>"W-well, why wouldn't you put cheese on crackers? Are they not MADE for one-another?"
>"I personally like my crackers bland. I don't see the appeal or relevance of cheese in your story, Ms. Pie
>"...Cotton liked her crackers bland too..."
>She started to tear up
>"I don't remember anything after the argument, but I do know that it got so bad that she just left. After that... I'm drawing a blank."
>She began crying harder now
>"I-I feel so ashamed of myself!"
>"And why is that?"
>"B-because *sniff* I n-never got to apologize and sh-she's dead now and-AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!"
>She began sobbing uncontrollably
>I heard a click
>The door opened, and my supervisor along with two other ponies in the hallway
>"Sprinks, we're gonna have to send this one home."
>"I'm not done asking my god damn questions."
>One of the ponies, wearing some cheap suit and a cheaper hair piece spoke up
>"Well she's certainly done answering them."
>He probably'd been waiting for that
>Fuckin' fleabag
cont.
It's not too slow so far, is it?
>literally waited porn thread hit bump/image limit
Based.
Don't point it out too much if you want the new janitor to keep his job.
>>19033955
You're right. If there is a lesson that moot and the mods should take from this, it's that /mlp/ could use a few new janitors, just to make sure NSFW threads don't slip through the cracks when all of other janitors are asleep or otherwise away.
if that was actually his intention...mah nigguh
UNFF!!!!!
>>19032477
>inb4 b8 go!
>>19032477
Just waiting for the faggots to arrive.
You called
All pony fan music sucks except for pic related.
Now prove me wrongbecause I really want more pony goodness in my music.
>>19029008
too bad all his shit is private so i only ever got to listen to one fucking track
>>19029008
>All pony fan music sucks except for pic related.
>Now prove me wrongI can't
>>19029008
too bad he's dead or something. sad times
ok
>>18913095
I like to imagine that she's been sitting out there for days, unwashed and smelling of sweat and pussy juice, her hair greasy and matted, unable to tear herself away from the window. Finally one night she presses her face to the window, fogging the glass with her hot, sour breath, leaving smeared hoofprints, and saying those words in response to my panic.
hot steamy stalker anus bump
>SUMMER 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>>18995540
>inb4 wizard of SFW appears
Clop fic general: illustrated edition
Hey, faggots!
Did you ever dream of a fully grown male equine raping your tight brony asshole with his two-feet wang?
Share your most perverted fantasies, ponyfags!
>>18945242
What? Gross, that's gay. None of us are gay here, this is a Christian imageboard. Please take your perversion elsewhere, OP.
kek'd.
Gotta catch all the autists.
this had better be fucking real
I want to see this shit
>>18893101
see https://twitter.com/BronyCon/status/492396695129706497
>>18893119
Holy shit. That's actually hilarious.
Discord is a spiritual Successor to Q from Star Trek
>Played by the same actor
>The same mischievous attitude
>Blamed for things that go wrong
>The power to teleport and bring things into existence
Just watch a clip of discord and Q side by side.
>>18908207
Please, do go on.
>>18908207
wow really
had never fucken guessed
thanks based op
Does anybody have that comic where Discord magics up a bunch of girl pones and Dash says "I don't need your fantasy mares"?
>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"
>"This is some bomb ass-tea, Anon"
>''This is some ass bomb-tea, Anon''
>"This is some bomb ass-tea, Anon"
Post all of your pics of ponies kissing since they are all so cute
>>18907337
Bump for kisses
Come on /mlp/, I just came twice in a rowto Futashyand now this shit?
Dubs=kill
Trips=suspect
Quads=murderer
Here we go again.
>>18885130
Hello Doctor.
>>18885130
Here it is, continuation I presume?
Where's the white flag of France?
Everyone will die.
Dubs=kill
Trips=suspect
Quads=murderer
Let's get to it, lads!
>>18883550
Hey! If you guys needed help catching someone, you should've just called me!
in for the kill
Watching
Continuation of: >>18881615
Dubs - You Die
Trip - You're a suspect
Quads - You are the found as the killer
>>18883586
first!!!
>>18883619
oh yeah im not dead in this thread!
^=^
It appears that a serial killer is now causing havoc all over /mlp/ let's put a stop to this.
Dubs - You Die
Trip - You're a suspect
Quads - You are the found as the killer
>>18881615
I-its still to early
We currently have absolutely no leads, so any help is appreciated
>>18881655
Welp, so much for this investigation.
