Do you snuggle your waifu regularly, /mlp/?
>>25401661
Does your pillow count?
>>25401661
I don't have waifu
Previous thread:
>>25300004
Pineapple Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/meme/23982869#navbar
>Walking by your eye twitches a little as you nod to the employee, muttering out a ‘thank you’
>You’re pretty sure that it all had to do more with the fact that Hype is cursed and not the park itself, but after watching you and your friends almost die three times, once to a hoard of squirrels no less, you don’t really associate the park with anything amusing
>”That park was of much fun, really exciting. What did you of think?”
“It was… interesting”
>He seems to detect the hesitance in your voice
>”You did not of enjoy park?”
“Hype was almost eaten by squirrels Penacriss, SQUIRRELS”
>”Is not of big deal, he was just of too nutty!”
>”Hype doesn’t seemed amused at the statement
“Pen, did you not have a problem with all of the other things? Like the bumper car flipping?”
>”I was actually of impressed that ride lasted so long before breaking. In home country, car would have flipped after first hit”
>Well, you guess everything is relative
>The rest of the trip is made in relative silence, everybody a bit too wore out to really much anything more than walking home
>Eventually the click of your door sounds as you all pour into the hotel room, relieved to be home
>Class starts in a little over an hour
>>25401471
We should make sure we're ready to leave for our parent's after class. Probably make sure that bottle for our dad is locked up tight.
>>25401471
Idly wonder if being Hype's friend is adding to his bad luck or ours.
>Hey girls look, isn't that the new kid from today over at that empty cafeteria table that's eating lunch all by himself?
>>25398652
Is this a meme now?
>>25398802
it a prompt for some good green text....we need a wrightfag in here
>>25398802
Not for me. I'm lonely and want to insert myself in a fantasy world where I'm in HS and a group of cute colored girls approach me and offer me to be their friend while in reality, I was always bullied and alone during HS.
Archive: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/yrwys
What happened before:
http://pastebin.com/Yv2Y7Rxd
Last thread:
>You and Rocky Bottom decided that you should get more information about the crystal and find your dad first.
>Not counting that you really wanted to see one of your parents.
>Reunion you have craved for so long was much chiller than you imagined it.
>Sunray was a different pony than you remembered him to be. Starting from his appearance - he lost a leg - finishing with personality.
>From caring father he turned to strict leader of other survivor group, probably heavily influenced by his aunt.
>He was quick to use violence and even resort to torture, you witnessed him ordering his subordinates to perform it and successfully stopped him. Later he confessed that he thought you and your mum were gone forever, you saw that his inner change might have happened because of despair.
>Thus you stayed instead of just living, and you used some time to gather more information about survivors living with Sunray and about your father himself. It seemed like he became both judge and executioner for those who assumed to be wrongdoers because he wanted to avenge you.
>Thanks to Rocky and his actions you and Sunray had a talk about everything what happened and during that conversation you said everything you could to remind him who he was and who he should be.
>After the talk he asked for you forgiveness and you said yes, maybe this will help pegasus with returning to right path. It should, you both cried a lot.
>cont
>>25390624
>After some preparations you left to the mall, to recover the magical crystal. On your way you met sister Candle, Solarist priest still residing in desacred temple. She was kind enough to warn you about a group of deserters hanging around.
>Soon you reached your destination, recovered the crystal by solving an easy riddle successfully hiding your presence from doggish deserters while you did so and plundered staff cafeteria.
>Right after stuffing your saddlebags to the brim with more or less useful loot you went back to your dad's, stopping in the temple because it was already too dark to get there without any trouble.
>Some bonding with Hran happened. Last question that he had for you was "Who do YOU call monsters and savages?" after you asked him exactly the same.
>Well?
>>25371500Aw, I thought I could get your help. I feel like gun freaks on /k/ would grind me into ground for not getting a true rilfe instead of air gun. I can buy air gun freely if it's energy of shoot is lower than a certain level. After buying it I want to upgrade, I heard there is a way, to give it more energy, that it could actually work like a proper gun should.
>>25390629
Those who take advantage of others suffering in this war.
>>25390752
>It took a while of hestitation to make your mind. Who would you call a monster in current circumstances? Those who use violence? But everyone uses it to a some degree. Even foals were throwing stones at Bunia's windows back then.
>And you used it too. Self defence, right?
>You know that you could certainly call Thorn a monster, you used to believe that all Dogs are monsters. But these thoughts didn't give you an answer you could tell to Hran.
>Finally you spoke slowly, weighing your words.
"I think those who cruelly take advantage of other unfortunates suffering in those dark times would fit the definition."
>Hranchak looked down and began to think. For a second you imagined a bunch of sprocket wheels turning in his brain when you noticed his expression. You smiled almost invisibly.
>>"I think... it matches what I said. If greed or cruelty blinds you, you turn to a true monster" he replied. "Huh. Nice to know that one time in my life me and some little cheeky stickhead can think alike."
>Then he made a move like he tried to stretch his hoof towards you, but changed his mind really swiftly. It could pass as a twitch.
>>"So are you gonna sit with me here for all night long or rest for a bit, before you turn will come?" he asked right away, quite rudely you could say, and turned to face the temple entrance.
>Cold wind blowing through broken stain glass windows made you shiver. Looks like you small talk was abruptly cut short, so you walked to the sacristy and hit the hay.
>Then you woke up when a ray of Sun hit you straight in the eyes.
>Almost immediately after realizing that it was daytime already you jumped out of your poor bedding and rushed to the main temple.
>cont
Last one didn't even last a fucking day, where are all the plushfags?
Last thread: >>25381564
>Plush makers list (update me more plz)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nGiLeaAqN7EmXYQoLHklgYXnjuPe3mHvWbiHW_WPzZg/edit
Guides:
>Mare Pattern
http://i.imgur.com/3qnqSiL.png
>Step by Step instructrions
http://imgur.com/a/eLPmP
>Lewd Instructions
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ATHzkeJLr1l6JulzQXRm3bIhYPjuSfjcNsExaXsFQxM/edit
>Mane & Tail Tutorial
http://voodoo-tiki.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Mane-and-Tail-Tutorial-422375776
>How to clean your plushie & remove mayo
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Minky-Plush-Washing-Guide-526558030
http://clopaholic.deviantart.com/art/Removing-Mayonnaise-from-a-Plushie-478146400
It was probably because of bad timing if anything.
http://www.4de.com/
Reminder that 4de is claiming to have a countdown to when they'll ship, but it's probably a lie.
>>25389091
>4de
>getting a plushie
choose one.
All I want is a Spike plushie and no one makes them.
>"Hi daddy! Oh-sorry I know you don't like me calling you that but... I love you daddy!"
>>25388769
Is it wrong if I want to cum in her bow?
>>25388769
Twilight your role playing fetishes are getting out of hand. Last week you where a dog, this week your my daughteru.
Fallout 4 edition
Old thread: >>25340943
The original, read it first:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/
EqD Side Story Compilation Post - March:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/03/fallout-equestria-side-stor-updates.html
Tales from the Wasteland:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jjr70KyM4O4tilvWOPMbgT0c9hPnFK12xUQW6wGrCm8
PnP Document:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ApDd-Pi_fJGZdGZiN0U0ajdtR3dTZ0FVQUh4cnhqenc
Smut Collection:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LBe5FGXd2Fgj0CRbz8HDZ6fDC11aRB9O-KfYxCODjGM
/foe/ Chatrooms:
#FOEchat (and #foefetish for you horsefuckers) on irc.canternet.org:6667
http://falloutequestria.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Chat
Recent updates:
The Things We've Handed Down (October 12th)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/285142/
Longtalons (October 14th)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/172805/
Old Souls (October 22nd)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/73868/
Ditzy Doo Chronicles (October 23rd)
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/6663/
Heroes (October 24th)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/662/
Treasure Hunting (November 2nd)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/53502/
Frozen Skies (November 7th)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/201326/
/foe/ book club: TBA
ITT: It has begun!
>>25388761
>tfw poorfag
>tfw can't begin
Welp, i guess i'll just walk into the nearest mushroom cloud.
Happy Holocaust everyone.
Malice shall take over boston and win alloy's heart with the help of her flanamingo pet
>>25388510
So how shit is 4 guys? So far I think it's below 3 desu.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/293792/
"Canterlot High is a mysterious place, with varying degrees of individual and unseen stories. When a mysterious stranger arrives and sets her sights on Flash Sentry, the girls quickly learn she has a dangerous secret. By that I mean she's an alien sent by a galactic council to see if humanity is worth bringing in, but despite this simple idea she decides to try to find the source of the magic and use it to conquer the galaxy, with Flash Sentry at her side as her reluctant king."
Hello chaps, let's see if the Mirror 8 can muster off enough courage to stop the aliens eh?
Good morning anons. Can someone post a link to the previous thread for those too lazy to look in the archives? I'll get everything up on FIMFiction and get to posting soon.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM
>>25330566
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0
Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
Add one of the Skypes below!
[NEEDS UPDATING]
>rape
So what's everyone currently working on? Shorts, sequels, art?
>>25387528
I'm here to make sure the dropbox is up to date. That is all.
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 107, all good ponies go to apple heaven!
>>25385359
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>>25385368
Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack
Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25301100
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki
Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out the character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!
New GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aoh8YH3I0q78czAnb9mt_4h5jUeCUbivFV5WhAh935U/edit?pli=1
Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea
http://pastebin.com/u/CrazyRain
anons
overprotectiveforest
>>25384570
Does his venus fly trap evolve into a venus fly pony, who just happens to be a trap?
>>25385049
Anon.
Stop.
Not sure if the mods deleted the old thread or if it died a natural death. Anyway come on by and post your favorite big humans.
Doesn't have to be boobs either. Asses. Legs. Dicks and balls. Stop by and post a few pictures or a few fics. Green text writers are welcome and encouraged as well
Anyone got any new fics? Or what happened with that Soarin and Rumble fic?
unfortunately you can't bump your own thread, m8
>>25382761
Kind of tapped out at the moment, we'll see what comes around later.
"Cutest, Smartest, Best All Around Pony" Edition
Last thread: >>25325557
Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
http://pastebin.com/6DRjCgDQ
Wiki:
http://nst.wikia.com
Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.
The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (or when the thread begins to slow down due to lack of content). New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times.
>>25379624
Still jonesin for r9klight
Heh, 69.
third for love-twiangle
I think that we could use another Cutie Mark Crusaders thread.
Previous thread: >>25331017
>>25378750
thanks family
>>25378782
Apple bloom a cute.
Apple Bloom is so adorable.
We are his faithful hands!
Our previous thread: >>25212766https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25212766/
Human Superiority's Pastebin and Manos green part I and II:
http://pastebin.com/u/HumanSuperiority
http://pastebin.com/QBMRbrPv
http://pastebin.com/C3cq16me
Backgrounds of Fate (Manos Side Stories)
MedicalKrabbyPatty's (aka: A Black Hand) Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/AMedicalKrabbyPatty
In this thread we wait for Human Superiority's return and the continuation of his green.
Heil Manos!
>>25378307
We are in his hands whether we live or die.
Heil Manos!
>>25378307
Why is Sithis a Nazi?
>>25378337
First of all it's called National Socialist.
And second, I don't fucking know what you are talking about!
