"Would you like to hear about when I was younger, Anon?"
>>25439380
Yes.
>>25439380
not really.
>>25439380
Very much so.
>"Hey Nonny~, when did you get so big~?
>>25439116
I ate some weird cakes.
>>25439116
>panker poo knew you when you were a kid
>get out of touch
>see her again many years later, a lot taller than before
>>25439116
>>25439146
"Hey, Pinks... when did you get so small?"
GOSH, that was a really killer concert last night! The percussion was right on target, and I could really feel the brass section just shooting through me! The songs came rapid-fire, one after the other, like BAM! BAM! BAM! The audience was screaming bloody murder, but the band was relentless in their merciless assault! I thought I'd died and gone to Heaven, but then they killed the music. Overall, they did a banging good job, and I'm just dying to go again!
>>25438707
Tavi confirmed for hating those cheese eating surrender monkeys.
>>25438732
Nice samefaggotry
>>25438707
took me a secondgenuine musicfag here
Who else is pumped for the next Dragon Ball Z moment in the finale?
>>25438608
Not happening. The finale is going to be like the premiere in it's level of "action"
>Never again will there be a slice of life finale
>People want more Dragon Ball Z moments
>>25438639
Twilight loses her wings!
I want to _______ Inside of _____.
We fucking dare you to make this good.
Or die in hell you fucking plebs.
>>25438570
I want to gain moral fiber inside of my ex-central nervous system.
i want to hold hands with octavia
>>25438601
God dammit, why did Central Nervous System become a thing??
Freeze spell always looked over-powered. How do you nerf it?
>>25438431
by making her more and more aroused the longer it lasts
Decrease PP amount and number of turns it's in effect
>>25438431
DE please.
So, I just got to my computer.
What was /mlp/'s reaction to today's episode? Was it another letdown?
>>25438364
Pretty average episode
>>25438364
>another
>>25438364
Mostly apathy
Rarara thread
Cause why not?
>>25438171
>>25438171
post whore rarara
>>25438176
Fgt
Looking at this list, which character do you think is most likely to redeem themselves?
Which would you want to see redeem themselves?
Which do you want to see again, but for them not to redeem themselves?
>>25438006
Spike.
I'm going to go off the list and say Garble.
>>25438006
The only ones that wouldn't be terrible are Lightning Dust and Spoiled Rich. The rest need to stay bad or else I'll complain.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM
>>25387279
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0
Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
Add one of the Skypes below!
[NEEDS UPDATING]
>>25437734
Less Awkward Title Edition
>>25437750
Hey, I tried!
In an attempt to lessen the saturation of shipping stories, why not make a story based on these points?
>How is a satyr's family life? Not just their relationship with their parents/siblings, but what goes on in their day-to-day lives.
>What are their aspirations? Even little things can be teased out to become something exciting and beautiful.
>Are they living a full life? Not just a happy one, but one filled with adventure, fear, tears, joy, scraped knees and the occasional busted nose.
>What do I think would look really cool/awesome/cute/sweet?
Anybody have a top three background ponies?
My top three:
3. Derpy/Ditzy/Muffins
2. Octavia
1. Time Turner/Doctor Whoof
1. vynil
2. appulhorse
3. colgate
Applejack
Fluttershy
Rarity
1. Fluttershy
2. Rainbow Dash
3. Rarity
Green flames means you’re evil edition
>Oh look, another text-based CYOA, what's with this one?
Glad you asked.
Welcome to Super Pony, a CYOA taking place in Maretropolis, a city where the forces of good and evil are at a constant struggle.
You play as Easy Ride, also known as Road Rage, and this is your quest to get back at Boomerang for sending you to prison and subsequently ruining your life.
Catch up on this and other CYOAs here:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/capeshit
Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/DF5XiQqi
Last time:
>Got into a motorcycle chase with the cops
>Boomerang showed up
>Jumped off a parking garage by using her car as a ramp
>Succeeded in the mission to steal the Totem of Storms, and got a Celestia statue in the process
>Got drunk
>Other things happened
Ready? Good, let’s go.
aw yiss
Special thanks to Hijack for the R34 this week.
>>25437447
>The morning hits you like a truck.
>Your brain seems to be trying to break out of your skull, a dull throbbing pain filling your head.
>Trying to block the pain, you bring your hooves to the sides of your head, pressing them into your temples.
>The clink of glass on metal assaults your eardrums, and you flatten your ears back, trying to block out the sound.
>Don’t they know what time it is? Some ponies are still trying to sleep!
>You let out a groan and open your eyes, a bright light filling them directly ahead of you.
>After a few seconds, your vision adjusts, and you’re treated to a lovely view of the garage’s skylight, the sun’s light pouring in from above.
>Flitting your eyes around the room, you take in the immediate scene.
>You’re lying on your back on the cool, hard concrete floor of the garage, your leather jacket unzipped.
>The fur along your crotch sticks to your skin, matted this way and that, sticky with what you assume are your fluids.
>The couch sits to your right, holding a snoring magenta pegasus, a trail of drool flowing from her mouth onto the sofa.
>Last night was a blur to you, you and Storm got drunk, then you came back here, and it all goes a little fuzzy, but you can piece together what happened.
>Your eyes drift down to Storm’s plot, and you spot a pink object lodged between her folds.
>Your head’s killing you, you’ve slept in far too long, and your prized Dildo is in the possession of someone else, what’s first on the agenda?
>>25437463
Retrieve dildo
There is something missing in this picture cam you guess what
>>25437327
Wings
>>25437327
Her cunt, the wings are 7 inches in diameter, (just an estimate) & she's a stallion
>>25437327
Wonderbolts uniform.
Hey there horse fuckers! What do you think about the new PTS?
>>25437295
gimme 22'
>>25437295
>>25437311
back from see it
10/10
I completely forgot how comfy, cute, smooth and good this cartoon used to be.
The voice and acting is believable and even the ironic acting isn't phoned in.
And the ponies move and hop around to keep things from getting too boring.
Plus they don't scream every single minute , act like they're snorting cocaine and are mentally retarded. Their dialogue and acting is well composed.
The plots might not be too great, but the characters make up for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9EqoWzTKRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSKkTumzH-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaSwwXe5gsQ
ok
S1 was just comfier
But if you ask me S4 and S5 by now were bretty gud if you ask me.
