>go home
>see this
wat do?
>>25421594
I'm thinking they could use some eggs
>>25421594
me on the left
>>25421594
inb4eggs
I want to cum on Octavia's face.
>>25421136
Nice. I'd like to smell Octavia's butt. Then cum in it. Thencuddle her.
>>25421136
Well at least it ain't IWTCIRD
>>25421136
>Those lovely curvesu-unf
Your most hated fetish is now your waifu's biggest fetish, and she refuses to be with someone who can't accept her for being her. She would agree to indulge in your fetishes too but you must indulge hers.
Would you do it anon?
>>25420789
>most hated fetish is diaper, scat, and vore
Eh. I'd get over it. For her.
>>25420789
>Diapers
Fucking nope.
>>25420789
>hate feet
>she's got a foot fetish
I suppose I can stand the agony of my feet getting tickled for her.
I'm lucky I place feet below everything else, I guess?
Best offspring.
Dragon ponies are the best.
>>25419951
consider gassing yourself
>>25419951
Who is this fine piece of tail?
>Our host the man we call Ghost is coming back
>Twilight is losing her wings
>Discord is becoming evil again
>We can post pony porn now (>>>/trash/)
>We can post ponies on another board
Holy shit /mlp/ are we reaching a second golden age?
>>25418474
>Our host the man we call Ghost is coming back
Awesome
>Twilight is losing her wings
I want to believe...
>Discord is becoming evil again
You're a retard if you think this is good
>We can post pony porn now (>>>/trash/)
arguably a more fun board than here
>We can post ponies on another board
I assume you mean >>>trash
Other than that one shit point, it could be fun.
>>25418474
>>Twilight is losing her wings
Source or it's bullshit
>>25418474
You can't talk about autistic things like love on /trash/. It's just dumb image dumps. Lame.
After being sent from your Stable on a quest for a power regulator talisman, you- junior mechanic pony Fuse Box- have faced several threats the Wasteland has to throw out you. Whether it be from mutated animals and insects to possibly killer robots, you've managed to find your first clue to the whereabouts of finding the key to your stable's comfortable survival. You stand in a control room overlooking a Ironshod manufacturing floor, having just hacked the main computer.
>>25405983
>>25406154
>>25406163
You decide to catch up on the bits of lore first before delving into the more technical aspects of this console's commands (<System Reboot> and <Securitron Settings>)
>Foreman's Log 1
Had to reset the 'days since last workplace accident' chart. Some dummy tried tampering with the Securitron personality matrices- what the hell did he think switching it to "enforcer" mode would do? I swear, the quality of ponies we got working here...
>Foreman's log 2
Nightmare Night's coming up- and apparently HQ is sending us a new tech pony to help regulate the 'bots. Mare by the name of Spot Weld. Got an ID and everything. Well, we'll be welcoming her into the fold or whatever on the 27th. Just in time to start getting those final decorations up. Ministry of Morale's been really pumping that holiday spirit thing.
Interesting- perhaps that ID you have COULD be of use. You decide to check out the Securitron settings either way:
>Medical Mode
>Enforcer Mode
>Firefighter Mode
>Construction Mode
>Default Mode
>Shutdown
>>25415904
Just shut them down. We haven't gotten many major scrapes and we don't want the potential for danger.
>>25415904
We could put them in default mode. Maybe they can tell us something helpful. I want to see if the id we have would work.
>>25415904
Default. If we can pose as Spot Weld then we'll be able to interact with them.
Last episode, we did absolutely nothing important.
We did manage to suggest quite a few good ways to find the ships.
Previous threads: https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/tripcode/%21Sb02GYmBvQ/type/op/
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/9XKBc71t (Updated as per usual with the newest goodies)
Note: I live in Czech Republic, this puts me into the Central Europe timezone, bear that in mind.
>>25414521
>Yeah, looks like you hit something.
>It'll be better idea to leave it be.
>Plus, you can always snoop around in the fleet database.
>"Ah, forget it. We should focus on the mission." You say, and smile.
"Yes, good idea."
>You smile and turn back to face the forward viewport of the bridge.
>The ship sets course for you latest site of the spot where the last freighter disappeared.
>Once the ship stands still at the coordinates, the Captain pokes you.
"The scans will take at least an hour to make. Want to go to the cantina?"
>The sudden request surprises you slightly.
>"Well, I don't see why not, sir." You say.
>Captain stands up, and you follow behind.
"Lieutenant, the bridge is yours. Notify me about progress."
>One of the tactical officers salutes, and sits at the captain's chair.
>You follow Captain White through the corridors, to the cantina, and to one of the chairs next to a window, revealing a view of the space, dotted by an infinite number of stars.
>The Captain orders a coffee and cake, and you order a daisy sandwich.
"So, Zeli, Could you tell me more about yourself? The files I got only show your perfect marks. But I'd like to know what you did before the academy, If I can ask, of course."
>So what will you do? Will you tell him more about yourself, or do you politely decline?"
Bumping.Seriously though. Why is the page counter broken on mobile?
>>25414936
I wouldn't know
Can we have a maud thread?
>>25414135
>>25414137
It still amuses me how that artist singlehandedly made Maud and Trixie into a popular ship.
>"Anon. You're a fucking sicko you know that?"
>>25412781
Sorry ;_;
>>25412781
"Twilight, for the last time, I don't know how the peanut butter got there."
>>25412781
*tips sherlock hat*
Your waifu has been sent to spy on you.
What does she report.
>>25410397
That OP is a faggot.
>>25410397
That I'm a massive faggot who sits at my computer all day.
>>25410397
>rape
Finally, your greatest dream has come true! A hole in reality opened for seemingly no reason and shat you out in Equestria, only there's one small complication. Some kind of weird reality altering shit happened to you on the way through and turned you into a chick.
As if that on it's own weren't traumatic enough, there's no way to fix it, it seems the local stallion population have taken quite an interest in your exotic alien physique, and worst of all, Rarity keeps trying to put you in a dress.
What do?
>>25408902
>get an army of qts whenever I want
I don't see the problem.
>>25408902
I go find spike and beat the shit out of him with a stick.
>>25408902
Become a social justice warrior
Changeling thread!
No longer up to date story paste: http://pastebin.com/PeAVrdBF
Chat: irc.rizon.net#bugpone
Previous thread >>25238821
>>25406605
I want some changeling honey.
>>25406620
Who doesn't?
Sup /bug/.
Will hopefully have content this afternoon.
Previously on Anonymous In Equestria: The Legend Continues >>25310754
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Master list: http://pastebin.com/xGf9RcL9
Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7g
Stories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY
>rope's Gay Thread Archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0
Collection of AiE images: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ju8ygvv3n4fa0um/quC3vIooOq#/
>>25406462
First
>>25406462
>Tripfags in Equestria
http://pastebin.com/u/AutoPony
So, whenever I get stuck in a rut, I guess I need to post how unmotivated I am, because it seems like every time I do, I churn something out within the next several days.
Anyways...
>"Your Highness, a visitor seeks an audience with you."
>You sit upright in your throne, the boredom and lack of activity in the last hour nearly putting you to sleep.
"Thank you. Send them in."
>The guards on either side of the massive double doors pull them open, and a familiar face struts through.
"Anonymous? Guards, do you honestly not recognize who-"
>"It's fine Luna, I told them to be professional about it. I figured you were bored and needed some excitement."
>You stretch as Anonymous makes his way to you, your back popping loud enough to create an echo.
>Sliding over in your throne, Anon has just enough room to sit next to you, which he does.
"So what have you been up to this fine day?"
>He reaches up and scratches your ear, as you can't help but lean into his hand.
>"Not much really. Buried in the library."
"Again? Twilight Sparkle has really rubbed off on you. I suppose the next step is besting her longest reading binge."
>"I can't imagine how long that would be, as I've seen her spend a whole afternoon with her head buried in a book, not moving an inch. It's a little eerie, honestly."
>You chuckle, resting your weight against him as he leans back in the throne.
"From what I recall my sister telling me, Twilight once spent three days straight in the library."
>"As in, afternoons?"
"No, I mean seventy-two hours straight."
>"Wow."
"Yes. I don't know how she does it. Just sitting here for four hours has me feeling stiff."
>Anonymous turns his body, looking at the throne itself.
>"Obviously it's time to upgrade to a lazy boy recliner like mine."
>You can't help but giggle at the mental picture.
"I don't believe that could be even remotely considered professional and proper, Anon. However, it would be a welcome change."
Previous thread: >>25371675
Welcome back to the /mlp/ Secret Santa thread! Tell Santa all your wildest wishes and come join us in spreading Holiday cheer to your fellow Pony lovers!
>"What do you mean I missed it?!"
Registration's over and everyone's got their emails but don't fret if you missed out this year. Kind anons are always lurking and there's lots of fun to be had with your fellow horsefuckers.
Discuss Holiday plans while prepping your cards and gifts, swap gift ideas, shit-talk your Santee's tastes, and remember to keep the surprise!
Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: [email protected]
furst.
>>25403581
Firsts the worst.
Seconds the best.
>>25403522
>I got you, senpai. You gettin' spoiled, son
>>25401560
>>25401507
Okay, so you said your anon was in Tennessee and named Brandon F
The other anon >>25401531 says his is Brandon Fireking of Tennessee
this can only mean there are two Brandon Fs in Tennessee who go to /mlp/.I must panic now
Also, I think youre the same anon who i talked to before who said that this Brandon F was getting spoiled. You a based motherfucker, but I think we've confused ourselves.
What makes it even funnier is both the brandons in tennessee have Pinkie pie listed as well
Come one and all and help raise the quality of My Little Pony fanfiction! Featuring: luscious lusting for horsecock.
ITT: Unicorns vs. Pegasus vs. Earth Ponies, again. We can finally filter Anon and Self-Insert stories. Blatant abuse of the new story categories, words that don't rhyme, FO:E vs. FoE, >tfw you'll never read that fic for the first time ever again, catching up with easthorse, suicide contemplation, death by terminal velocity, Zionist conspiracies, comparing humans to minotaurs and monkeys, French Fiction, flattering Mythril Moth, Research Papers about the science of a cartoon world. The spiritual succesor of Andre, Shortskirts surreptitiously Stockholm-Syndromes his zealots, Seven Days in Sunny June is still balls to the wall insane, Chuck Norris jokes, Cosmology, people still haven't memorised every line from the show, displaced fics are still not dead, somehow, Voiceguy has a crisis, Shinzakura doesn't know about statutory rape, Starla has a nice voice, deposing the rightful ruler of a kingdom and establishing a puppet regime, and Regidar taking the horsecock.
Tired of the same old 'Human goes to Equestria to fuck his underage waifu' formula? Burnt out after reading that Fallout crossover? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
Introducing, the FiM-Fiction Starter Kit (list of winners): http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png (embed)
List of nominees by category: http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>Need a good writing prompt?: http://autismwhinnies.tumblr.com/
Riffs and Reviews:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
>Prompt of the Week: Ponies doing horsey things.
Do you want critique on your story? Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled.
Old thread: >>25332871
Fuck, I forgot about the non-fiction books.
>>25403210
>non fiction
>in a thread about fanfictions
New threadly reminder that with just telekinesis a Unicorn could take down and kill an earth pony and an Pegasus at the same time.
