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Please, carefully read the instructions before opening the patented Cryo-Box containing your pony.
-Allow at least one hour of uninterrupted time in a secluded, quiet area free from distractions. Your My Little Pony© is designed to begin imprinting upon release from its Cryo-Box. Place the Cryo-Box on the floor, carefully open it, and sit nearby. Your pony may sniff, nuzzle, and lick you as imprinting begins. Do not leave the area. You may gently touch your pony.
-Your Cryo-Box doubles as a comfortable nesting bed for your pony!
-Each pony comes with a 6-week supply of Xtreme grade nutrient paste designed to accommodate the rapid growth process. After the nutrient paste is used, your pony may switch to a normal diet (see Appendix A for recommendations)
-Your My Little Pony© begins its life as a wonderful little colt or filly! You may allow your pony to grow naturally, or you may use the provided Rapid Growth Accelerant to mature your pony to stallion / mare age in a matter of weeks!
-Your pony is engineered to love and support you. Please allow 3-4 weeks for colts and fillies to age before engaging in sexual activity. If rapidly aging your pony, sexual contact may begin after 2 weeks. Be gentle with your pony!
-Every night, place the Language-Assistance headphones on your pony for at least 30 minutes to teach your pony proper speaking skills.
-DO NOT REJECT YOUR PONY. REJECTED PONIES MAY HAVE VIOLENT TENDENCIES. IF YOU FEEL YOU MAY HAVE UNWITTINGLY REJECTED YOUR PONY, PLEASE CALL BIO SUPPORT AT 555-PONY-4ME IMMEDIATELY!
>>25377703
How much would one of these cost, anyways?
>>25377719
920,000 dirham
>Please allow 3-4 weeks for colts and fillies to age before engaging in sexual activity.
What I'd hate is that there will be people that will rape and abuse a very young pony who came out from the box.
That's why I kinda don't want to see stuff like this happen in real life. Seeing a pony get cold heartedly abused just saddens me.
Hurt feelings edition!
Pictures and Green welcome!
Not that w-we want them or anything!baka
Current Writefags:
http://pastebin.com/u/riggyrag
Some Anon that hasn't continued his story.
>>25375287
aw yis
Whatever Riggy decides on, it must end in sex.
>>25375287
But Pinkie is the exact opposite of tsundere. In fact, she'd probably carve her name in your skin so you'd always be hers.
Irrelevant Stories Edition
>Be driving home from work
>See three young girls in the snow by a bus stop
>You know the next bus won't be for another 90 minutes
>The temperature is steadily dropping
>It will be nightfall in less than an hour
>It's not a well lit road
>What do?
Strayanon Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/Strayanon
Anontheterrible...
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>>25374495
Nothing. I've got to go home to play video games and eat this taco 12 pack from Taco Bell.
Fuck, forgot to link
Dead Hoers: >>25254005
Will post sum green when I figure out how to fix my captcha so I don't have to keep doing these fucking audio ones because half of it's off the screen
Still lurkink.
>"Oh Anon. A little birdy told me of a certain Ms Rarity's attempts to play matchmaker with you. Well I'm no Casanova myself but why don't you let me try? I can find you a mare to have fun with instead of *blech* a boring old marriage"
"So what do you say?"
>/r/ a story where Discord matches you up with a mare that turns out to be him
>Discord has a crush on you and wants you to fuck him
>>25373624
seconding.
>>25373624
>fucked up sex with guy who can change reality
I am okay with this
>What's this: a CYOA style adventure set in the town of Trottingham, where the MC and her friends solve mysteries and fight enemies to keep the town safe.
Previous thread: >>25273925
Characters: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JHwa-BYBrfOmFGWgb2alH4W4ONW97PA4FUfFi95oT6c
>A certain Nightmare Night, in the town of Trottingham, far away from mainland Equestria, something bizarre happening.
>The town's large stock of sweets started...
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>The light of Celestia's sun wakes you, right on your face. Whoever thought of moving your bed right in front of the window should get a cold shower. Oh, wait, that was you.
"Fuaaa..." You get up and stretch lazily, treading the dangerous territory outside your bed with care. Winter approaches, and with every day, your body feels more lethargic. "Hm?" However, not everything is lost. From downstairs, a smell oh so good arises, spelling a morning of baked treats for you.
>"Good morning, Grape Vine!" A cheery voice calls for you, once you finally appear on the kitchen. It's none other than your best friend and business partner, Sweet Seed, excellent farmer and also well aware of your weaknesses. On the table, a plate full of hot steaming chocolate waffles, a bunch of grapes and grape juice greets you.
"Oh Sweet... hnng" you make use of your full language capabilities, and as a good pony, snort and whinny your way up to the table. While Sweet is used to waking up early, as to tend to your modest vineyard, you're more of a late action mare. Your passion is in making the wines, the juices and every other grape related products, the best of Trottingham. The only provider in Trottingham.
>It's been a week since the fateful Nightmare Night where you and a bunch of your fellow citizens stopped the menace of that crazy unicorn and her monster made out of sweets. Granted, that other crazy unicorn who lives by the forest said she would be back, but so far the town has been peacefully recovering from the lack of sugar, as the towering pile of waffles, bricks glued together by hot chocolate, demonstrates.
(1/2)
>>25366741
>"If it's okay with you, I'd like to ask you to make a few deliveries" Sweet Seed talks while you attack your breakfast. "There's a couple of places to bring some grapes. Oh, and that unicorn, Lorie, came by earlier! Well, I say earlier, but..." the brown colt whistles. "It was practically dawn, and she looked like she didn't have any sleep on her."
>Your head methodically rises to hear what Sweet Seed has to...
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>>25366729
How I didn't see last thread? Fuck me, now I have to read everything without taking part of it. Fuck my luck.
Would you a limbless pony?
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.
Please be patient with deliveries.
Current Drawfagship Thread: [Currently Inactive]
Previous canvas: >>25336400
The Unfulfilled /r/ List is made at around 300 posts into the thread.
The OP header image (without text) and all other images can be found in our
>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/heol5c0rhqvr6ld/AABOR6e4VkMPwxEV7ZHqj9Pxa
A...
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>>25360974
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW -
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FxmLbR13L08G4JudtjpSkAPn-WjcTGgh7sie3XSadUI/edit?usp=sharing
DRAWING TUTORIALS
>Pony -
http://imgur.com/a/m7zQ2
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
>Human -
https://sites.google.com/site/4chanic/training-tutorials
>Drawing Books & Videos -
https://mega.co.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA
>Inking and...
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>>25360974
Should have let the dead thread be dead you no lifer.
Requesting a scene with King Sombra and Wheaties (that shudder crystal pony) at wedding Ceremony, standing together before the Crystal Heart (and between Ch and them - some pony in long white clothes playing the role of popa or whatever). Sombra looks self-righteous/cokcy/pleased while Wheaties looks lost an startled. She does not actually understand what is happening but she follows orders because too afraid and too weak to resists. Other details is up to you.
Previously on Hijack: >>25225735
Catch up here: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/hijack/
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Current Character + Movelist: http://pastebin.com/tHAxiBgZ
Current Inventory: http://pastebin.com/V4h6Wxz7
Current Character's Combo List: http://pastebin.com/Ua26s9is
'Sing' Command Overview: http://pastebin.com/c01PjEAe
===Are you ready?Fantastic.Let's begin.
>>25358373
>CYOA0
>>25358373
[[PLAYER TURN BEGIN]]
Tara
HP: 50/50
MP: 65/65
AP: 3/3
<<What's the Plan?>>
>>25358398
How long does Conceal last?
Is it just one enemy turn or is it a hide until you attack thing?
