Thank you for shopping with Hassenfeld Brothers Bio-Engineering Specialists!
Congratulations! Your new My Little Pony© is sure to bring you years of joy!
Please, carefully read the instructions before opening the patented Cryo-Box containing your pony.
-Allow at least one hour of uninterrupted time in a secluded, quiet area free from distractions. Your My Little Pony© is designed to begin imprinting upon release from its Cryo-Box. Place the Cryo-Box on the floor, carefully open it, and sit nearby. Your pony may sniff, nuzzle, and lick you as imprinting begins. Do not leave the area. You may gently touch your pony.
-Your Cryo-Box doubles as a comfortable nesting bed for your pony!
-Each pony comes with a 6-week supply of Xtreme grade nutrient paste designed to accommodate the rapid growth process. After the nutrient paste is used, your pony may switch to a normal diet (see Appendix A for recommendations)
-Your My Little Pony© begins its life as a wonderful little colt or filly! You may allow your pony to grow naturally, or you may use the provided Rapid Growth Accelerant to mature your pony to stallion / mare age in a matter of weeks!
-Your pony is engineered to love and support you. Please allow 3-4 weeks for colts and fillies to age before engaging in sexual activity. If rapidly aging your pony, sexual contact may begin after 2 weeks. Be gentle with your pony!
-Every night, place the Language-Assistance headphones on your pony for at least 30 minutes to teach your pony proper speaking skills.
-DO NOT REJECT YOUR PONY. REJECTED PONIES MAY HAVE VIOLENT TENDENCIES. IF YOU FEEL YOU MAY HAVE UNWITTINGLY REJECTED YOUR PONY, PLEASE CALL BIO SUPPORT AT 555-PONY-4ME IMMEDIATELY!
>>25377703
How much would one of these cost, anyways?
>>25377719
920,000 dirham
>Please allow 3-4 weeks for colts and fillies to age before engaging in sexual activity.
What I'd hate is that there will be people that will rape and abuse a very young pony who came out from the box.
That's why I kinda don't want to see stuff like this happen in real life. Seeing a pony get cold heartedly abused just saddens me.
Hurt feelings edition!
Pictures and Green welcome!
Not that w-we want them or anything!baka
Current Writefags:
http://pastebin.com/u/riggyrag
Some Anon that hasn't continued his story.
>>25375287
aw yis
Whatever Riggy decides on, it must end in sex.
>>25375287
But Pinkie is the exact opposite of tsundere. In fact, she'd probably carve her name in your skin so you'd always be hers.
Irrelevant Stories Edition
>Be driving home from work
>See three young girls in the snow by a bus stop
>You know the next bus won't be for another 90 minutes
>The temperature is steadily dropping
>It will be nightfall in less than an hour
>It's not a well lit road
>What do?
Strayanon Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/Strayanon
Anontheterrible Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/anontheterrible
>>25374495
Nothing. I've got to go home to play video games and eat this taco 12 pack from Taco Bell.
Fuck, forgot to link
Dead Hoers: >>25254005
Will post sum green when I figure out how to fix my captcha so I don't have to keep doing these fucking audio ones because half of it's off the screen
Still lurkink.
>"Oh Anon. A little birdy told me of a certain Ms Rarity's attempts to play matchmaker with you. Well I'm no Casanova myself but why don't you let me try? I can find you a mare to have fun with instead of *blech* a boring old marriage"
"So what do you say?"
>/r/ a story where Discord matches you up with a mare that turns out to be him
>Discord has a crush on you and wants you to fuck him
>>25373624
seconding.
>>25373624
>fucked up sex with guy who can change reality
I am okay with this
>What's this: a CYOA style adventure set in the town of Trottingham, where the MC and her friends solve mysteries and fight enemies to keep the town safe.
Previous thread: >>25273925
Characters: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JHwa-BYBrfOmFGWgb2alH4W4ONW97PA4FUfFi95oT6c
>A certain Nightmare Night, in the town of Trottingham, far away from mainland Equestria, something bizarre happening.
>The town's large stock of sweets started disappeared by morning, and didn't end until night.
>It fell up to a candy loving winemaker, a mathematician with little social cred, a bored spa worker and a rookie royal guard to find out the truth.
>An unicorn by the name of Tess has set out to take revenge on Lorie, the scientist, by using her own theory on constructs, living automatons made of large piles of scrap.
>Tess and her construct made of sweets was defeated, but that was just the beginning for Grape Vine, Lorie and their friends...
>The light of Celestia's sun wakes you, right on your face. Whoever thought of moving your bed right in front of the window should get a cold shower. Oh, wait, that was you.
"Fuaaa..." You get up and stretch lazily, treading the dangerous territory outside your bed with care. Winter approaches, and with every day, your body feels more lethargic. "Hm?" However, not everything is lost. From downstairs, a smell oh so good arises, spelling a morning of baked treats for you.
>"Good morning, Grape Vine!" A cheery voice calls for you, once you finally appear on the kitchen. It's none other than your best friend and business partner, Sweet Seed, excellent farmer and also well aware of your weaknesses. On the table, a plate full of hot steaming chocolate waffles, a bunch of grapes and grape juice greets you.
"Oh Sweet... hnng" you make use of your full language capabilities, and as a good pony, snort and whinny your way up to the table. While Sweet is used to waking up early, as to tend to your modest vineyard, you're more of a late action mare. Your passion is in making the wines, the juices and every other grape related products, the best of Trottingham. The only provider in Trottingham.
>It's been a week since the fateful Nightmare Night where you and a bunch of your fellow citizens stopped the menace of that crazy unicorn and her monster made out of sweets. Granted, that other crazy unicorn who lives by the forest said she would be back, but so far the town has been peacefully recovering from the lack of sugar, as the towering pile of waffles, bricks glued together by hot chocolate, demonstrates.
(1/2)
>>25366741
>"If it's okay with you, I'd like to ask you to make a few deliveries" Sweet Seed talks while you attack your breakfast. "There's a couple of places to bring some grapes. Oh, and that unicorn, Lorie, came by earlier! Well, I say earlier, but..." the brown colt whistles. "It was practically dawn, and she looked like she didn't have any sleep on her."
>Your head methodically rises to hear what Sweet Seed has to say. Lorie, of all things, all the way in the northern half of town? You haven't seen the mare since the Nightmare Night incident, so you assumed she wouldn't ask for your help again. Well, guess you'll have to choose what to do...
>>25366729
How I didn't see last thread? Fuck me, now I have to read everything without taking part of it. Fuck my luck.
Would you a limbless pony?
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.
Please be patient with deliveries.
Current Drawfagship Thread: [Currently Inactive]
Previous canvas: >>25336400
The Unfulfilled /r/ List is made at around 300 posts into the thread.
The OP header image (without text) and all other images can be found in our
>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/heol5c0rhqvr6ld/AABOR6e4VkMPwxEV7ZHqj9Pxa
A list of all the drawfags who draw here can be found in the
>DRAWFAG CONTACT LIST -
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1rxZFzXtpBIkGEha_qBv_P007Xi_dGLFo_0rt8WqFRFg/pub?start=false&loop=false&delayms=3000#slide=id.p
>>25360974
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW -
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FxmLbR13L08G4JudtjpSkAPn-WjcTGgh7sie3XSadUI/edit?usp=sharing
DRAWING TUTORIALS
>Pony -
http://imgur.com/a/m7zQ2
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
>Human -
https://sites.google.com/site/4chanic/training-tutorials
>Drawing Books & Videos -
https://mega.co.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA
>Inking and Coloring in Photoshop -
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1ntQiBTLz1nc3praE1Pb2VzNzg/edit?usp=sharing
>/ic/ Drawing Guide -
http://www.squidoo.com/how-to-draw-learn
>/ic/ Resources -
https://sites.google.com/site/ourwici/
PROGRAMS
>GIMP (open source Photoshop alternative) -
http://www.gimp.org/
>FireAlpaca (Paint Tool SAI alternative) -
http://firealpaca.com/en
>Krita (Multi platform open source alternative) -
https://krita.org/
OTHER LINKS
>/mlp/ DRAW STREAM -
http://www.ponyhell.com/indexmlp.html
>IRC CHANNEL/CHAT
#/mlp/drawthread Server Info: irc.rizon.net
>TUMBLR -
http://mlpdrawthread.tumblr.com/
>>25360974
Should have let the dead thread be dead you no lifer.
Requesting a scene with King Sombra and Wheaties (that shudder crystal pony) at wedding Ceremony, standing together before the Crystal Heart (and between Ch and them - some pony in long white clothes playing the role of popa or whatever). Sombra looks self-righteous/cokcy/pleased while Wheaties looks lost an startled. She does not actually understand what is happening but she follows orders because too afraid and too weak to resists. Other details is up to you.
Previously on Hijack: >>25225735
Catch up here: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/hijack/
===
Current Character + Movelist: http://pastebin.com/tHAxiBgZ
Current Inventory: http://pastebin.com/V4h6Wxz7
Current Character's Combo List: http://pastebin.com/Ua26s9is
'Sing' Command Overview: http://pastebin.com/c01PjEAe
===Are you ready?Fantastic.Let's begin.
>>25358373
>CYOA0
>>25358373
[[PLAYER TURN BEGIN]]
Tara
HP: 50/50
MP: 65/65
AP: 3/3
<<What's the Plan?>>
>>25358398
How long does Conceal last?
Is it just one enemy turn or is it a hide until you attack thing?
>No matter the extent of the Princess's power, the burgeoning border of Equestria is a dangerous, risky place to live.
>The arid southern lands are mostly flat and dry or craggy and dangerous, not much able to be grown fast even with Earth pony know-how and what Pegasi that make it down this way.
>More than that, there are Buffalo tribes to be wary of along with plenty other dangers.
>Yet, some ponies head that way for several reasons.
>Some are tired of the over-swelling population in Canterlot and other eastern cities, heading south for the wide open spaces and untapped potentials.
>Some go out here to try and make their own claim in the world through various ways (from settling new towns, mining gems, or even other more sordid methods).
>And some have a calling to go here, whether by cutie mark or otherwise.
>You are Hay Wain, an Earth Pony mare with a rusty red coat, a peach mane and tail - both with a lighter line down their middles (and currently sort of gussied up for travel), light blue eyes, and a haybale tied in a green ribbon cutiemark.
>You own a small hay farm a short distance from the newly settled Dodge Junction.
>It's a growing business, but still humble considering both the yield and the amount of ponies to sell to in these parts.
>You manage to make payments for the land and other supplies when they come due, but it often gets tight.
>That's why you're on the stage heading even farther south right now.
>A... 'friend' sent you a letter recently saying how he had found an 'Once in a lifetime deal' and to come down to Gemsfield with as many bits as you can.
>While your 'friend' isn't the straightest shooter around, he does have good luck when the bits are down and stakes are high.
>So, you're on your way after setting up the farm for a time with the workers running it, as many bits as you could spare and a dream it'll turn into something far bigger.
(1/2)
>>25357983
>The ride has been relatively smooth even if the scenery is repetitive.
>The inside is like most every stage this way: red cushioned seats and brown walls otherwise - cozy enough.
>At least there haven't been any Buffalo, though you've kept alert all the same.
>You and a sleeping unicorn on the opposite seat are the only ones on the stage, your companion having been asleep since you boarded at Dodge Junction.
>He looks like the typical stallion from Canterlot: shiny silver coat, short well-groomed off-white mane and tail with ivory tips, flowery cutiemark of a red rose without stem and three sparkles.
>He's got a brand new ivory hat on the seat next to him and, while not usual for ponies coming from the big city, what looks like a new tan saddlebag-gun belt under that.
>As far as clothing, he's got a bright white undershirt with gray vest and long dark tie tucked into it, gold chain from the forward pocket.
>He also has some fancy new horseshoes on those polished white hooves.
>A hard bump in the road jostles the stage hard enough to juggle you both on your seats.
>It seems it also persuades your companion that he's been sleeping long enough, deep green eyes blinking open followed by a yawn and stretch.
>This turns into a smile as he looks over at you, pretty easily putting on one of those 'suave' airs before he glances out the window for a few moments.
>"Howdy, ma'am" he greets in a smooth voice with a nod as he shifts into a proper sit, looking back at you again.
>You nod back, but don't say anything as you focus back on what you were working on.
>You could be neighborly and start up a conversation... but then again, you also don't need a city pony trying to sweet talk you which it looks like he's planning on with that expression.
>If you do conversate, can always ask him a thing or two at that (though maybe nothing too rude or personal for a stranger)
>You could also just ignore him and keep on working on your crossword backlog too (or otherwise)
>>25357998
No need to be callous. Nothing wrong with a bit of small talk.
Ask him why he's headed south.
>>25357998
talk to him, just because he's cityfolk isn't an excuse for us to be rude. we have to set the example and who knows, maybe he'll be civil.
Rocky Road Edition
Previous
>>25295329
Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/KtjTgw9e
Celestia is here now
Previous Thread
>>25214236
FulLR3tarD pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/XLSGi77f
Summary:
>Applejack starts hitting on Anon one day
>Rainbow gets jelly and mouth rapes Anon in the school closet then blackmails him
>Anon goes on a date with AJ and gets a haymaker in the face after Rainbow texts her
>Principal Celestia overhears Anon yelling at the M6 about it, but keeps things quiet
>Anon and Shimmie are together-ish now, maybe friends with benefits, maybe more
>But now a grueling homecoming game versus Crystal Prep is coming up
>And afterwards a dance that Anon isn't planning on going to, because he and Sunset are gonna do things instead
>But if he does, he promised Trixie two dances, and Applejack still wants his dick, as might Fluttershy... and Nurse Redheart's chaperoning, so we gotta dance with her too
>And bang Sugarcoat under the bleachers after the game too while we're at it
nice
just gotta wait for full retard to come over
>>25355378
He'll be back guysone of these days.
>>25355378
>>25355421
If we chant long enough, maybe FR will return.
Welcome to the Massive Pony Thread!
Previous Thread: >>25218091
Check out our slowly growing pastebin: http://pastebin.com/9HrRJZqs
Writers, artists, and critique are always welcome so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.
It's quickly approaching snuggling season. Which bighorse is your favorite space heater?
>>25345956
Mane pone I'd have to go with Rara
Any other it'd be Tree Hugger, Cherry Berry or Lyra
>>25345956
Ponk.
>"Anon? Why are you looking at me like that? Is something wrong?"
Yeah, where the fuck are your hooves?
You're sucking a dickcicle sweetie.
A dicicle.
>>25345256
Why the lolipop and not my dick?
"But it was me, Flash Sentry!" Edition.
Previous thread: >>25103472
The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.
If kekoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.
New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.
Pastebin of previous threads and current stories thus far: http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny
Featured Stories:
Fife's Two Sides of the Same Coin - http://pastebin.com/1hJfr9Qs
Without_Aname's Twilight's Secret Pt. 2 - http://pastebin.com/qdN0mAxX
Loki's Prince Anon & Young Celestia - http://pastebin.com/ML51EaaS
ActuallyMarriedPone's Redheart x Doctor Anon - http://pastebin.com/8p820zkE
ChocolateBiscuit's green - http://pastebin.com/3kupSxsx
BrandNewWritegag's short - http://pastebin.com/yGm6vA7n
Sorry if I missed anyone's pastebin
Pastebin for aspiring writers (general concepts and techniques):
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Should have used pic related, desu.
>>25337111
>kekoldry
Oh you lovely, lovely word filters.
>>25337162
>Kek
I didn't remember the filters at the time of doing the new thread, it's better that way.
Good night keks, stay based.
Catbirds need a place to be too
>>25336319
What an adorable dweeb.
