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>"Worst...day...ever"
>>25430205
did you get your central nervous system removed?
>>25430698
Wow, that's a meme already? That was fast.
Found out they're taking away my central nervous system for a year.
Can we have a claim your twist waifu thread?
First reply sets the terrible repercussions for your unholy union.
(No instant death and she has to love you)
>>25429896
>taking away my central nervous system for a year
wat
>>25429896
I love her expression in that picture. It's like she's thinking "this is weird". You just know that's what happens off camera.
>>25429896
>taking away my central nervous system for a year
did you ask for this? because thats some fucking futuristic level of surgery there anon
>"You're my hero, Spikey Wikey"
>>25429895
Then he wakes up. The end.
Fuck the haters. I ship it. Let them get pissed off.
>>25429895
BUT NOT THE HERO THIS CITY DESERVES
I need more Berry for my berrypatch.
>"I thought you wore a condom!"
>>25429767
>I swear Twilight, you saw it on my dick as you shoved your horn inside my pee-hole!
>>25429779
no u
>>25429767
>I don't wear one all the time you fucking spa
It has now been one kiloday since Twilicorn.
:(
Requesting the comic where everyone makes the best of their switched cutie marks.
I like MMC as an episode.
>>25430574
I will never understand why anyone especially the company behind the toy commercial wouldn't try to make it the best they can do in order to sell their toys better.
It looks like Hasbro took the cynical cashgrab meaning literally and turned it into practical melodrama cynical episodes which resulted in effortless, boring and autistic seasons.
Does your girlfriend know you watch the show? Did she accept it or is against it?
>>25429470
>Implying
>>25429470
>girlfriend
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25429476
/thread
Help me /mlp/. Not only have I never fapped to ponies, I've never fapped in my life. What do I do?
>>25429365
Fap to furries. Ponies can't even compete desu senpai
>>25429365
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOOOOME
>>25429365
>never fapped
Are you a quadruple amputee?
>"Anon, I will give you a hundred bits for every day you go without masturbating or having sex. Please, just stop."
>>25429264
The only currency I need is >rape dollars
HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE
>>25429264
BUT I HAVE NEEDS
>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your name is Pot Luck, and you just want to run your inn and tavern, the Sword and Board.
>Though after last night, you wonder if re-classifying your business as a brothel would be more accurate. True the aphrodisiac powder made you a lot more susceptible to suggestions, but you'd be lying if you said you didn't enjoy it.
>In the hopes of earning more bits, you accompanied Azura to the Longhorn ranch to help them with a dairy delivery run. Turns out, such runs are anything but boring and you've been prepped to deal with cat burglars.
Archives: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/anotherday
Characters: http://pastebin.com/RVB0Hjqp
Inn floorplan: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fouKOvZLar5QZ4zOwmvnXA1hcPZ5UIBXNuy8RN0oFME/edit?usp=sharing
List of Supplies and Upgrades: http://pastebin.com/WgG9utrB
Special thanks as always to our artist.
>Upon noticing the arrival of cat burglars, you quickly swing your pony-portable irritant spray system and prepare to soak some pussy.
>Or at least, it should've...but when you pull the trigger, nothing happens.
"Oh ponyfeathers! I need to pump it first!" you blurt out to Azura, quickly shifting your attention to the aforementioned task.
>"Ha! That's what she said," Azura snaps back.
"Seriously, Azura?"
>"Watch and learn, rookie!" the unicorn replies as she readies her wand. But just as she's about to, another cat suddenly drops onto her from the passing trees, obscuring her vision and hissing wildly at her.
You've still got pumping to do. Input action.
wew
>>25428937
Azura needs a shower
>>25428937
Cartman, bad kitty
After almost 2 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.
>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?
Previous writers:
>Dapper4
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Dapper4
>Jasse
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/JasseSwefag
>Sage
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_Sage
>Horsefellow
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/HorseFellow
>Chelis
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115816/the-girls
BiscuitAnons pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BiscuitAnon
If there are any more writers/artists out there who are up for a challenge, get in here!
Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)
>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!
>>25428474
Another week, another Eq.I thread.
So what have ya'll niggas been up to?
Unfortunately, i've been unable to produce tonight. The Paris happening have taken all my time. That, and Star Wars ep. IV. But i do believe i'll finish day 6 in the next dump. Oh, And i just might go to London tomorrow, and be there for a day or so.We don't have any Englandfags here, do we?
Will still postan doe.
Summary; writing turbulance.
>>25428474
...Ok... who is doing the invading?
>>25428493
I'm not a man of the world. What happened in Paris? Did they surrender again? and to who a flock of seagulls?
>>25428506
The mane 6 into anon's world. Oh and lyra, and spike.
Thoughts on the previous episode and the current season in general?
>>25428409
Previous episode was pretty awesome.
Outside of some lingering oddness on the M6 being friends with Discord, characterizations and interactions were on point, ESPECIALLY Spike, who was practically S1-tier in that episode.
I'm looking forward to seeing how the rest of the season twists shit up, especially with the return of Starlight.
>>25428435
NO! That's episode sucks! A double F-minus!
>>25428409
Previous episode: Nothing Special, Writer a shit.
The season as a whole: pretty damn great.
What's the longest you've gone without clopping?
>>25428142
24 years
>>25428142
About a month. But I regularly hold out for a week or two, anyways, so it wasn't too bad.
>>25428142
Probably only a few hours due to sleeping or work.
>"Hey Anon. What's this Hell place I keep hearing about?"
>>25428133
the same as paris
>>25428163
Come on anon, everyone knows hell is better than france.
>>25428133
It's where all the cool kids who reject the needless restrictions of a burdensome authority go to have a party, forever!
Here we go again!
Dubs decided who goes into the shredder.
Trips can resurrect a pony from the grave.
Last pony standing is best pony.
Previous winners:Colgate: Rarity
>>25428028
the options.
>>25428028
Screwball
>>25428028
Pinkie
