Oh discord, you sneaky snake.
>>25442959
I guess Pinkie explained the cardboard box visual gag to her
>>25442959
snek
Ok you primitive fuckheads, I haven't been on here in like a few years or some shit.
I used to go by nigger_george and do cutie mark threads, but now I'm back so let's see if this crap still works.
So get on with you magnificent assholes, reveal your cutie mark to /mlp/.
Mine is a TT303.
>>25442430
>a bong
YES IM THE STONER PONY
>>25442732
Woops, totally linked to a random thread by accident when I was trying to teply to some faggot. But yeah, that's me, the stoner pony.
A flashlight. Surely metaphorical in meaning!
There is too many shit episodes this season
>Bloom & Gloom
>Appleoosa's Most Wanted
>Princess Spike
>Party Pooped
>Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?
>Rarity Investigates!
>Made in Manehattan
>The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
>Scare Master
>What About Discord?
>The Hooffields and McColts
These are all the shit episodes, either failed at pacing, storytelling, characters or humor.
If you like any of those then please keep it to yourself and try not to breed.
>>25442648
>If you like any of those, don't try to criticize me or you'll hurt my feelings and trigger my PTSD
Thanks Tumblr.
>>25442648
you too.
>If you disagree with me you shouldn't reproduce.
You sound like an enjoyable person to be around
You live in a humanized universe where Cutie Marks are a thing. You walk into a classroom to pick up some books and see Twilight showing off her flashing Cutie Mark to Fluttershy. They notice you, so Twilight quickly readjusts her skirt to cover her briefs and starts blushing profusely.
What say?
>>25442462
I saw your glowing butts but I'm a faggot and girls are scary so I'll just pretend I didn't see your butts.
>>25442462
if it was a universe where this was something everyone had, I wouldn't really care. I'd likely seen that a million times by now.
>>25442462
No.
They're running so low on characters to redeem that they're going to go for Dragon Quest next season.
>>25442331
Listening to bronies was the show's second mistake.Listening to Hasbro corporate was the first.
>>25442331
Scootaloo is the perfect mate for spikeBoth of them are losers that can't fly.
>>25442331
Watch, next they're gonna revive Sombra just so they can redeem him.
>"Damn it Anon! You had one job! Can't you be useful for once in your life you worthless pile of trash?"
Says the unicorn who can't make a proper spell, only levitate shit
>>25441985
Not exactly refuting her insult.
>>25441985
>"Y-yeah?! Well..a-all you can do is, like, float shit!"
You know what to do....
>>25441890
>X in Equestria #0910290983
>you know what to do
Hide the thread?
Hide the thread.
>Proposes marriage to Princess Celestia in order to "join our houses and unite our realms" despite not actually having any land or titles in Equestria
>Is granted a small apartment on the grounds of the Canterlot Palace where he gets drunk all day
>His great belly-shaking laughter reverberates through the courtyards, "OOOH HO HO"
>Drunkenly salutes every passing guard: "M'Pone, this is a peace that all true warriors strive for."
>Constantly stumbles into the throne room during moments of high dramatic tension to utter his catchphrase: "I wonder what's for dinner?"
>Cue laugh track/seinfeld outtro theme>Cries every night knowing he'll never see Zelda or his kingdom again
>"Now it's time for the funnest part of the lesson... Calculus! Aren't you excited anon?"
>"Anon?..."
>"ANON WAKE UP!"
>>25441856
Twilight, I spent three years studying Calculus. If you don't allow me to sleep, I swear I'm going to shove you so hard through that chalk board that the treebary will EXPLODE.
>>25441856
I'm awake. What are we doing, differential calculus or integral?
>>25441856
Why don't you integrate the function of my belt so you can study the area below my waist?
>>25441824
Please stay.
>>25441824
Aqui vamos de nuevo
>be Anon in Equestria
>you toiled away at Sweet Apple Acres
>the hay molded to your will
>or rather the pitchforks
>regardless, you shoveled pile after pile of it, moving it from point A to point B
>it was simple work, but still tiring pulling the wagon in heat like this
>"Howdy thar Anon, hard at work ah see!"
>you spun around to face Applejack, her signature stetson tilted upwards, revealing a kind and proud smile
>when you came here you were possibly one of the laziest people on either planet
>but after you were hired by her, you had begun to take pride in your work
"Yeah Applejack, moving the hay into the barn like you asked."
>she chuckled moving closer to you and patting you on the back
>"Doing good so far, keep goin' and then come inside for some lemonade sugar cube."
>resisting the urge to respond with salt sphere you nodded
>she grimaced slightly at her hoof, now moist with your sweat
>cautiously sniffing it, she paused for a second before licking it
>wait... what?
>this action stunned you, leaving you wide open to the warm, thick muscle sliding up your side
>you looked down to see Applejack licking your side
>>25441715
It's shit.
>>25441715
Go on...
>>25441715
Keep going bruh
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
>>25441689
ALL AROUND THE WOOOOORLD....
>>25441689
FLY AWAY NOW! FLY AWAY NOW!
FFFFFLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
>"What are you looking at, ape?"
SWIGGITY SWOOTY I'M COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY
>>25441530
What are YOU looking at, donkey
>>25441530
How does it feel knowing that I could crush your head like a grape?
When did the magic die to you, /mlp/?
Season 3.
>>25441377
When you got your cutie mark.
You're no longer fuckable, Scoots... I'm sorry.
>>25441377
It didn't. The show's gone through changes, but it still holds strong for me.
Why we don't like again?
No hooves.
Didn't get as much characterization as the Dazzlings.
I still like them.
But I do like them.
I'm really mad. Can we have a flutter shy thread?
Of course we can.
fluttershy is a cutie pie baby
