>"Attention all students, there will be an assembly in the third period, all students are expected to attend."
>"Also, to the green student who stole my pants, please bring them back"
>>25457068
That's racist yo.
>>25457068
Should I help you put them back on too? Oh, who am I kidding? You won't be needing them once we're alone in your office. Woof!
>>25457068
OH IT'S BECAUSE I'M GREEN ISN'T IT?!
What do you all have as your wallpaper?
A few, not sure if okay to post the non pony ones ?
>>25457023
These threads never last long anyways, so sure.
jesus christ how horrifying
>>25456753
I want to choke the him so hard that his neck breaks.
>>25456753
Burn all of this. Right Now.
>>25456753
Still better than IDW.
>tfw you have a hate-on for a fetish
>tfw someone puts your waifu in art with that fetish
>tfw you stumble across such an image
>>25456739
Explain this fetish Anon.
>>25456739
pic realted
>>25456739
I don't like MLP porn in general.
>"Anon! That is not how you use a cock! Get that filly out of there right now!"
>>25456681
Then show me how, smartass.
>>25456681
>>25456692
Yes, show the world how you use a cock on Pip..You magic sexy futa.
>>25456681
Hey, it's not like I can mind control this rooster or anything. Ease up, Purple Nurple.
Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
As peaceful as Princess Celestia has liked to keep Equestria, ponies are no strangers to fighting and squabbling. That's why they were forced to seek out the land in the first place! And with militia, guards, martial arts and pie baking, there's formal training for defense from threats (even if the ones the girls get caught up in are generally overwhelming forces of an often magical nature that aren't so easy to fight traditionally). It's best to be prepared, it seems. The Windigos haven't followed through yet, so even some family feuding isn't enough to tip the balance.
Potential allies should never be ignored, though, however small and unassuming they may be.The wild animal network is surprisingly well-informed, with a long memory.
>>25453857
Previous thread.
sex
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Bon Bon had lofty dreams when she was young.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08kiduytGrY
Ponies in Ponyville have toilets, and Appleloosa outhouses. Where do the rest of them go to the bathroom though? Is there just some sort of designated area of the city where they do that?
>>25456617
DESIGNATED
>>25456617
>designated
Also I wonder how Cloudsdale deals with their waste.
>>25456617
I don't think it's very productive of Hasbro to start designing toilet playsets.
We have enough shitposting on this board as is.
cute ponies thread?
cute ponies thread
>>25456612
But that's every thread.
>>25456640
are you sure?
What should I get my horsefucker boyfriend for Christmas?
>>25456482
asafeplush
>>25456482
A silicone horse pussy, some J-Lube and a breakup letter. You'll make him happier than ever.
>>25456482
Ponytail buttplug.
dream anon here. My light brown nemesis has visited me again. he left me alone for a few nights, but really came back strong last night. Here's what happened.
I'm sitting in a endless white space with nothing around me. for some reason my legs and lower body are non responsive so I'm stuck in place. It feels like forever until something finally happens. Hear a magical pop and appearing to my left is the light brown faggot that loves tormenting me. he is in arms reach and he is laying down on the ground while looking up to the sky. I attempt to make a grab for him when i suddenly hear him speak. He tells me to look up and for some reason I listen to him. I look up and see something i didnt want to see. It was like watching a close up in a porno where the guy was pounding the girl and all you saw was a dick slamming into a pussy, except this time i was seeing pony dick getting slammed into another stallion's ass. I know I tried to look away a few times, yet i always looked back and saw the same thing. The only thing that changed was the colors of the two stallion's coats. But going back to when i tried looking away, i always faced the light brown faggot sitting beside me. He never looked at me, yet he was always smiling and never took his eyes off the fucking above.
part 2 up next.
I don't know how long this went on, but finally my body started to respond to me and finally moving, i let my body fall backwards and lay down. I didnt see the fucking anymore, but i heard the light brown faggot beside me moving. I turned my head and saw a smug expression on his face but i also saw a hardened erection between his legs. thankfully i seemed to have more control and I quickly turned my head the other way.
For a few seconds nothing happened until the light brown faggot stood over my body and put his face about a foot from mine. I forced myself to look at his face and for a second my eyes travelled down his stomach till i noticed his erection was hovering over my dick. He talked to me again and asked "Like what you see?" I muttered something in return but i couldn't remember exactly what. Whatever I said his expression didn't change. "You should wake up, anon. Your phone is ringing." Was the last thing i heard before I actually woke up to the sound of my cell phone going off.
boop
>>25456469
Don't you get it OP? It's your subconscious trying to get you to come to terms with the fact that you're a faggot.
Post Pony related music that makes you want to get up and dance with your waifu!
https://youtu.be/Plz8UlbKkd4?list=PLAthjr2zwM159Xw-aXDNRj6IOxg6-9-rl
>Thank me later
>>25456132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJAXPbxORuA
The only tolerable version of the show's theme.
>>25456132
Holy shit.
This guy makes some great stuff!
https://youtu.be/r5HgRLG6jvU?list=PLAthjr2zwM159Xw-aXDNRj6IOxg6-9-rl
fuck yeah, music thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhJBNjbk0ds
![twilight_sparkle_vector_by_fenixthefox93-d4pzah4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lJUfWwk.png "twilight sparkle vector by fenixthefox93-d4pzah4[1]")
>"Tell me about the females from your world, anon."
>"Judging from you, I bet they were pretty great."
>>25455720
"The females...uh, there's not a generic definition I could agree on, so I'd go with 'some were like me, with boobs', I guess."
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.
You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.
And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.
So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. Because you're a woman.
>>25455720
Twilight, what if I told you that there was a creature that could bleed for a week straight, and not die? And did so. Every. Month.
So /mlp/
what do you think about this guy?
>>25455666
I have no idea who that is, Satan.
The Cinemare Sins guy? I find him better than the guys he's parodying which is fuckin embarrassing. At least he can occasionally he funny.
>>25455666
Satin loves irony
Why is she so perfect?
>>25455665
Because she is.not real
>>25455665
Because she's 2D.
Perfection like that is impossible for 3D pig women.
>>25455689
Fixed that for you, Anon.
![rarity_relaxing_by_spier17-d6wr2zj[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/og356YV.jpg "rarity relaxing by spier17-d6wr2zj[1]")
>"Sing that song to me again, anon."
>"That song from back when we first fell in love."
Okay
I WANNA SEE YOUR FACE PAINTED BLACK, YEAH!
>>25455617
WHEN I WAS
ONLY BITCHES TALK SHIT
ONLY BITCHES TALK SHIT
ONLY BITCHES TALK SHIT THAT'S WHY WE BUSTIN' YOUR SHIT
![1403010149109[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jJQ3Auk.jpg "1403010149109[1]")
