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Twilight sparkle had two childrens
Maud Pie has a really, REALLY huge futa cock.
>>25468003
We have to kill Jamal2504.
I want to cum inside Pinkie Pie.
>>25467725
>trying this hard
>>25467725
>trying this little
>>25467725
I think you meant you want to ponk inside panka poe.
Emily Blunt in the MLP movie confirmed.
Who? Why are they putting in these Z-list Broadway stars/no name celebrities?
>>25467885
because they're running out of ideas and this is what they think constitutes a good episode/show. Granted, they haven't gone over the edge just yet, but I really hope S6 doesn't follow this trend
To be [honest] I didn't remember the actresses name, but Sassy reminded me of her from the Devil Wears Prada. It fits the obsessive fashion assistant role and I don't have any problem with it if it was intentional. They didn't make Sassy an obvious "this is a celebrity turned pony! We Simpsons now!" so cry all you want if you think that way.
Your secret gift-exchange Anon buys you a Bad Dragon marevag or horse cock. How would you feel?
>>25467583
Eww it's pale yellow. I don't like it, burn it in hell.
>>25467583
Thanks anon.
>>25467583
I would be embarrassed to own it butif it was obviously new and clean I would attempt to use it and send my santa my thanks.
>There is, was and never will be a pony pic as cute as this one.
>>25467420
Yeah Redheart is a cute little mare.
>>25467420
Something wrong with the faces.
>>25467420
>>25467431
>>25467434
OH GOD I SEE IT NOW!
>You see this
What do?
>>25467316
\[T]/
>>25467316
>>25467316
"That's a one really big piece of shit."
Would you still fap to them if they looked like regular teenage girls?
>>25467250
yes.but it'd be allot less fun
>>25467250
>applejack, rarity and fluttershy look more or les the same
>mfw
>>25467250
>regular
>no blacks
>no dotdots
>no muzzies
>no natuve amuricuns
check. ur. privledge. shitlord.
>"What's ah' cock vore Ahnon?"
>>25467236
When you dig into my urethra, Bloom
Here, let me show you.
https://derpiboo.ru/16017?scope=scpebce7a7dabd3f36c63fb8c795c316250440d32def
>>25467236
>I'm sorry Anon, I'm afraid I can't do that
>>25467233
Oh Shi-
>>25467233
this is why your fucking earth api. is getting shut down faggot.
IE Pone will, though.She's slutty that way.
>Attention, there will be an assembly next block that everyone will be required to attend
>Also, to Anonymous, it will be appreciated if you give my pants back to me
I know, there was a similar thread a while ago. I made this one because I might write some green.
What I plan is kinda like a CYOA, like I write a scene, and then you all tell me what you want to happen next
>>25467176
Do it then
If dubs, first action is to go to the bathroom an sniff the seat of the pants,inside and out.
How would you redeem Wind Rider?
>>25467083
With my penis.
>>25467089
this
Nothing because Wind Rider did nothing wrong.
>"I need you to do me a real favor and hide these 20 kilos of Coltlombian Cocaine for me. The royal guard are all over my ass"
>>25467040
Sure thin-GET ON THE FLOOR!
>>25467040
We can hide it in our mouths.
>>25467040
>The royal guard are all over my ass
Please tell me that's not where the 20 kilos currently reside.
Thread #2 electric boogaloo
A thread dedicated to the masculine side of colorful horses. Anything stallion goes here. From rule 63 characters to regular stallions from the show. Stories and pictures for all your stallion needs.
Includes:
Hetero stallions
Homo stallions
No Homo stallions
Anything not involving stallions does not belong here. No off-topic shit.
Old bread: >>25422179
Lets start this one off lewd
I want to cuddle the stallion and the mare.
>>25467032
Underrated 3some configuration
I agree
>>25467044
Anyone who doesn't want to spitroast Cadence with Shining is a faggot in my opinion.
11 days to go until Shimmer Glimmer day.
>>25466987
>987
That's actually more impressive that dubs
Also, only 11 days? It feels like forever
>>25466987
11 days to go until new 1 year-long hiatus
>>25467216
But what do we call these?
So you gonna pull your pants back up or what?
y-yeah just let twilight finish
>>25466945
T-Twi said she'd use the horseshoe if I did, s-so no.
>>25466945
No pants can contain my boner now.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH!
