Would you fuck it?
>>25480911
That's pretty hot.
>>25480911
I don't know.
Is it a female?
Pinkie is flossing her vagina
pony is not for sexual iirc
I want to put my pee pee into pinkie's crotch eyes
>"Aww, come on, 'Nonny! I have to take care of Gummy even more now that Twilight fused us!"
>You just stare in utter horror as Pinkie draws floss between where teeth should be on her pink pony pussy's maw as it blinks its eyes.
>"Besides, lots of other ponies love him! They said that he makes things so much more fun!"
>With that comment, Gummy-puss does his classic 'sluuuurrrrp' from one jaw to the other of his tongue.
Previously on Hijack: >>25441488
Catch up here: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/hijack/
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===How are you feeling today?Good, good.Let's get started.
>>25480459
>Hm...
>Sneaky, sneaky, little pony.
>Ready to proceed?
>>25480489
Remember to make fun of Keys for this later, or as soon as she's out of Steelie's earshot.
>>25480489
Didn't we end with needing Steel to strip?
Can we for once have a Spike thread without it turning into stupid shit? I really liked what they did with him in What About Discord, reminded me of S1 Spike in a lot of ways.
>>25479774
I want to cum inside him.
>>25479798
Stop, he's not made for that.
>>25479817
Yes he is.
>"Ok Anon. I've got ah preposition fer ya. Ya see, muh little sister Apple Bloom is too innocent. She even has her cutie mark now. What ah need ya ta do fer me is... erhm... break her in. It's our tradition in the Apple family to have sex soon after ya get yer cutie mark, so ah was hopin you could do tha honors. I'll even pay ya if ya want money. I promise I'll keep any prying eyes away. Just lead her into tha barn when yer ready."
>>25479534
This sounds an awful lot like college
>>25479534
>I'll even pay ya if ya want money
Alright, I'm gonna need'bout tree fiddy
>>25479534
This is some practical joke at my expense because I haven't had any luck with any ponies isn't it?
>"Why don't you like watching the show anymore?"
>>25479457
Because I found Jesus and the bible teaches that the types of witchcraft flaunted by the show's primary protagonist are Satan's works.
You got wings.
>>25479457
It became a generic.
Hi /mlp/ i'm mabel. I'm a girly horse. How's your day going?
>>25479250
That's a cute pone.
>>25479268
Thanks anon!
>>25479250
What's a qt like you doing over here?
And what's your special talent?cap: notice aepaplan
Evening. How's everybody doing tonight?
>>25479080
Its 12:17 pm at where im at.
Apparently noon is evening.
>>25479080
Fapping to humanized ponies as usual
I'm fine. Just over here having not-dead-or-absent parents.
HOLY CRAP
https://youtu.be/aZAfTDq9T50
>>25479023
c&d when
>>25479023
Oh yeah baby! Bring on that C&D and let the tears flow down the river of saltso we can happily drink from it
I cant be the only one that hopes my waifus awaiting me in the afterlifer-right?
>>25478870
>Implying your waifu wants you there
>>25478870
I'm not narcissistic enough to believe I'm needed in more than one realm of existence.
>>25478917
*Tips fedora*
Damn G1 was rough sometimes.
>>25478666
G1 didn't fuck around.
>>25478683
Smooze has really calmed down since the 80s.
>>25478666
Sometimes there was so much cum on set they tried to use it as a prop for the next scene. It became an occupational hazard.
10 days until the glorious sunshine
>>25478519
GIVING DOWN SUCH A BLOOD RED LIGHT
>>25478519
Why? What happens in next week's episode?
>>25478528
ALL THE ANIMALS SLOWLY RETREAT TO THE SHADOWS OUT OF SIGHT
>My sister was seduced by the dark side of her alicorn magic. She ceased to be Princess Luna, and became Nightmare Moon. When that happened, the good mare who was your friend was destroyed.
>So, what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.
>>25478482
from my point of view celestia you are evil.
>>25478482
>I HATE THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY
>THEY'RE COARSE AND ROUGH AND THEY GET EVERYWHERE
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Scorpan "the wise"?
>I thought not. It's not a story the Princesses would tell you.
Hey Mr Anon, do you wanna play a game with us? Its called Cards Against Humanity. Since you're a human, we thought you might know some stuff that could help us.
Also, you can put up some green if you want
Favorite card combinations /MLP/ has gotten?
The blank card drawn was "In celebration of our glorious leader Kim Jon Un's birthday, we offer him _ as a gift." I had "the boners of the elderly", and won the round.
Shame I can't really remember any other combinations during that game. There were quite a few fantastic ones.
>>25478679
This fucking happened.
"Ok can I just talk to somebody? Can I just explain..?"
>"I'm not interested in your explanations, Anonymous! Sure, I bet you've got a million of them. Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Well, I've got another theory Anonymous: you're a weed."
"No..."
>"Society is filled with them. They're choking the life out of the all pretty flowers"
"No, y-you c-can't..." *sobs*
>"You see something even remotely pretty and you have to choke the life out if it, don't you Anonymous?"
>Pretty flowers
>A good thing
>>25478226
Kramer in Equestria when?
Just doing my job, now where's your sister at? The life in her is pleading to be sucked out.
