Daily reminder that if you prefer Marble over this beautiful, angry, horse. You are a faggot.
>>25462330
I want Limestone to dominate me.
>>25462330
>"ANON GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THE BASEMENT AND COME POLISH HOLDER'S BOULDER.
>>25462345
>She will never force you to "polish" her winking pebble after a hard day's work
>I don't get it, anon. Why would you watch that shit? Isn't it just a toy commercial for little girls? Okay, show me one episode that proves MLP isn't just mindless kiddie crap.
>rape
>>25462253
Return of Harmony Part 1.
>>25462253
>judging the show without checking out the R34
Quickly! post memes!
memes!
memes!
Why don't you people have fluffy pony threads anymore?
They got b& back in 2012
>>25462159
This
Were the fuck you been OP?
>>25462139
You can have them on >>>/trash/
You're about to die soon and you have time to wacth one last episode. Which one do you choose?
Shitpost on 4chan
>>25461873
A friend in deed
>>25461873
I'd rather just talk to my parents during my last 22 minutes on earth.
>"Umm Anon, I know it's not technically illegal but...can you stop selling crack in ponyville?"
>"It's kind of a bad influence."
>>25461834
Only for you.
>>25461834
STOP SELLING WHAT
Eh, sure. I've already got more bits than I know what to do with.
Rainbow'll probably be disappointed, though.
I had a bad day, /mlp/. Got anything to cheer an anon up?
>>25461783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QYAjdud8hg
my very favorite issue of the post
>ITT: We rearrange the letters in the ponies names to say things
>>25461723
rainbOw dash
PInkie pie
SoArin'
Fluttershy
stArliGt Glimmer
OpTimus prime
>>25461723
Reminder: If Hitler had won we'd all have ponies right now.
RainbOw dash
Pinkie pie
rarIty
SunSet shimmer
ApplejAck
Fluttershy
ScootAlo
ColGate
Granny smith
DiamOnd tiara
SpiTfire
Does Twilight spank Spike?
>>25461465
No, she just lobotomizes him a little bit more when he's bad.
>>25461527
That actually would explain alot
>>25461465
No
She probably fists him occasionally though.
>"Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more celestia damn time!"
>>25461399
What?
>>25461399Bunnies are the devil
>>25461399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPyCjRSJo4k>>25461399
You can do whatever you want to her forever but this is the last 5 hours you can collect your lottery winnings of 1000 000 000 what would you do anon?
>>25461319
Mystery box
>>25461319
>Forever
She'll still be there when I'm done collecting my lottery winnings.
>>25461319
Collect winnings, then return to her andbullyher.
>"I GOUGED YOUR EYES OUT ANON!"
>>25461254
Clever.
I kekked.
>>25461254
>not 5000x5000
Pls
>tfw you quit clopping
>>25461205
>hurrr gotta missed call from yo bitch
>real nigga hourz
Alright /mlp/. Here is a trash can. The objective? Everyone must put something in or around this trash can. Let's see what all of you come up with.
>>25460937
Beat me to it
I wish I would've found out about 4chan a long time ago. A few months back I had one of the best dreams (probably in the top 10) of my life. I was surrounded by ponies roughly half my height. We were all waiting in line to get a private "session" with Pinkie Pie. I was (if I remember correctly) the only human in the line. I had Rainbow Dash in front of me and Bon Bon behind me. We exchanged casual conversation as stallion after mare after stallion after mare came out of Pinkie's tent looking satisfied. It was finally my turn. My hands clenched up and I got really nervous. Pinkie and I entered the tent and she asked what me what I came there for. She sat down and waited for a response. I think my reply went something like "I wanted to fill your pie for you." She spread her legs and seductively grinned at me. "Come on," She said, "what are you waiting for?" I have no idea how long I fucked her, all I know is the dream was so vivid that it FELT real. Has anybody else had an erotic MLP dream?
>>25460881
>I have no idea how long I fucked her
Zero seconds.She isn't real.
>>25460881
One time I taught Twilight how to drive a van in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
>>25460916
Well no shit, thank you for that glorious insight. It was a dream.
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