twilight sparkle's advice:
"git, gud"gill boston or nuge you son :---DDD
>>25487439
anthrogoy pls
>>25487439
I can't git gud if I can't even move my legs Twalot. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS
"Anon, why did you tell everypony about my secret crush on Rarity?"
>>25487326
Because you told everyone about my secret crush on Twilight, Spike. Fair's fucking fair.
I wanted to cum inside rainbow dash.
>>25487326
It's not like it's new info to anyone though
>"Anon, what is this "pizza" you speak of?"
>>25487128
Pizza is against allah
>>25487128
PIZZA SOMETIMES PIZZA AND I SOMETIMES PIZZA TIME!
>>25487128
ask Cadence. she always seems to have some
"Hey, Anonymous! Did you hear? Princess Celestia found that I'm one of the elements of harmony; a never before seen new one. Apparently I'm the element of forgiveness. Isn't that amazing?!"
>>25486863
So you are appearing in the main show and will be the focus of half of the episode of S6?
>>25486863
>element of forgiveness
lel, what a load of shit
>>25486863
Why does she look so fat?
>You are Foal Anon
>You are 11 years old.
>And you just discovered sex.
>You have a very strong sexual urge for some reason.
>You go to school with these urges.
>You then get a huge boner.
>Out of embarrassment you hide in the bushes.
>You don't know how else to deal with this aside from you were taught.
>Which is basically through the massive porn you watched.
>It stated if you have a boner you have to have sex with a mare.
>No mare is going to have sex with you.
>So you go with the next best thing.
>You look for the nearest filly.
>You had many options.
>But you found your best answer.
>You see Applebloom.
So /mlp/ how do you convince Applebloom to have sex with you?
>>25486712
like so
>>25486712
Rape.
>>25486712
See if she wants to get a sausage-hiding cutie mark?
The board is filled with Princess Twilight hatred, so I say for the few people who still love her, it's time to have a thread dedicated to her.
>>25486420
Good concept, shame it won't fare well with the other autistic manchildren.
>>25486420
My nigga
>>25486420
Nope.twilight is dead to this board.accept this and move on, faggot
Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
Friendship is Magic #36 storytimed here!
>>25470067
One group adventure and three duos later, and it's still not necessarily the end of it. As long as that map's active, the six throne holders will always have to stay frosty for any occasion. They're tied to the Tree of Harmony as it is now, and it wouldn't do to ignore their callings, as it were. Luckily, the summons haven't been at times when they'd have to make serious choices between their own activities and careers and friendship problems.Too bad about Sisterhooves Social, though.But without an idea of how it operates, they're subject to the whims of an unknowable power.
Well, it's not like Equestria will fall apart if they don't, is it?
>>25481419
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Nov. 28: Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Nov. 28: Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>"Omlette du frommage~"
>>25486384
muh
> Gets completely asshurt over the community. Making a video where he tells it to fuck off.
> Comes crawling back with new mlp reviews.
Guess he got desperate for money.
>>25486328
literally who?
No one can resist the call of the waifu
>>25486328
https://youtu.be/Yig4zUGVtAs
>"You think you can defeat ME?"
>>25486236
yea
>>25486236
>mfw I had that as a profile pic on Pokemon Omega Ruby
Which one is the most perfect one? It's for a social expirement
>>25485955
me
^:)
>>25485955
Neither, since SciTwi is a nobody and likely basement dweller, and Princess Twilight Sparkle isn't as snarky and wonderful as pre-wings Twilight Sparkle.
>>25485955
Put the personality (and glasses) or scitwi in a pone body and she's be perfect
So what cartoons does /mlp/ watch besides well, My Little Pony
>>25485903
>meme bear show
>>25485903
Steven Universe.
>>25485903
>cartoons besides My Little Pony
>>25485840
Intriguing. You have my attention, stone horse.
What should i clop today?
>>25485741
spike should be cut open with a chainsaw.
>>25485741
Your mom.
>>25485741
Beat it to Shining's twin sister we never heard about
There's a Sweetie Belle in your milkshake! What do?
>>25485686
Request a new shake
>>25485686
Drink it
>>25485695
/thread
"Did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing?"
>>25485582
did you know that when the artificial womb gets made, females will be obsolete?
>>25485582
As far as I'm concerned, this "clitoris" thing is just a myth
>>25485582
is that why they cut it off in coon countries?
