Hey /mlp/
I hope you all have a nice weekend.
>>25492681
...hmm, where's the catch?
>>25492681
thanks, you too
>>25492681
Enjoy yours with this cute gif
Why did they redesign Marble so oddly much, anyways?
From what we've seen, a pony's filly design is usually very similar to their grown-up one, where the difference really just boils down to the size of the mane and body, yet Marble got an almost complete redesign. Even the color palette is noticeably different.
And why didn't this also happen with Limestone? Compared to Marble, they didn't change that much about her.
>>25492504
INKIE, GOD DAMN IT
>>25492526
I bet you call Maud "Clyde"
>>25492526
As much as I like that name, if I kept calling her that all I'd get is a bunch of people calling me a fan of the fandom.
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SHE
FUCKS
MY
SHIT
>"Hey anon, you're a fagoot">Giggles>"Am I doing it right?"
>>25492214
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>25492214
>"Hey Nonny, check 'em!">Giggles>"Pointing your hoof in the air and shouting things... Nonny sure has a strange definition of "fun"!"
>>25492231
The Arabic version of this pasta is better.
>Die
>Wake up in Equestria
>It's all you could ever hope for
>Integrate seamlessly
>Befriend mane 6
>Become romantically involved with waifu
>Fun adventures and comfy parties
>Happier than ever before
>Years pass
>One day, a portal appears
>Millions of third worlders from your homeworld start flooding through
>Turns out the western world solved its immigration crisis with interdimensional deportation
Wat do?
They walked right into my trap...
>>25491631
You call it being surrounded.
I call it a target-rich environment.
>>25491631
>implying I didn't already develop a contingency plan with the royals in case more people started popping into Equestria
"Hello Anon? This is Rumble. Can you hear me?
I haven't heard you for a while and it means I might get better.
Maybe you're just a voice inside my head. I'm lost; so does my mind in a world that doesn't looks real.
I've being absorbed by Fitter's cock, she thought she was able to operate magic properly and could have fun.
Instead, I've got absorbed inside her inter-dimensional womb. which is larger than Ponyville itself.
Later, swimming around, trying to get out of here, I've found various places, each being stranger than eachother.
A pony metal band singing about their cocks being bigger than mine.
I've experienced space vacuum, hyperspace, anti-gravity,
I've found a pencil that has an influence on what is now my reality to fix a broken leg, and find a map.
I'm surviving thanks to an umbilical cord which is now connected to some kind of tree as the only source of food.
If you get this message, tell Flitter to look for a way to revert this spell, and tell Thunderlane I'm fine, but he should not fuck her.
It might take some time but I hope I will find a way out. I don't think reasoning in three dimensions works here, but staying there and do nothing isn't right either."
previous thread: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25473607
>attempted to bring the information desk pony back to life, no success. I did the mistake to tell her something she should've ignored, or maybe I'm not doing it right.
>horn is just a horn, for unknown reasons magic is impossible, and I couldn't sleep with that thing attached on my head.
>>Go with the eraser to remove the horn. I'm not a unicorn, I cannot perform magic just like...
>look at myself in the mirror, realize I just exposed my own brain. Visible. Holy shit.
>Re-draw my skull and forehead the best I could
>Never again...
>I almost fainted, that's the reason why I've decided to replug my umbilical cord to this thing, since maybe I'm still inside Flitter. Maybe that planet is one of her forms.
"That might be the answer. Once I've regained enough energy I'm gonna check that possibility."
/d/ pls
>wake up, take my pencil, and decide to draw something edible. bananas, etc.
>bad idea, i vomitted eveything, it doesn't even tastes like what I expected, so how the fuck did I manage to draw perfectly functional legs? What is the logic of this world?
>I can create a living being, that will eventually commit suicide, but can't create food or a horn to get me special powers?
>I suck as a God.
>try anything and here's the first thing that came in my mind: drawing a circle in the ground.
>it falls into a hole, like if the world i'm walking in is thinner than paper.
"...or did i just created this?"
>pick back something a bit... hmm, uncanny to look at.
>my left hindleg I partially erased,but still got the hoof and everything.
"too bad i'm not carnivore, i could eat this, and that pony instead of using her."
>throw it inside
"bye, part of me..."
>try to look on the other side.
>pick the map and fly through the hole that leads to the inner planet.
>reach something liquid.
>swim into it.
>forgot that i don't need to hold my breath since i'm on external power, I can do it.
>It's actually fun and enjoyable. my wings works fine in water.
>dive out of it.
>end up in like, a strange, abstract painting.
>weird shapes in the sky. I'm sitting on something that looks like ice, without being cold.
>there's a series of glowing cubes floating in the air above the land and water.
"what the hell could that be..."
>try to reach one, intrigued.
"how does it... "
>poke it
>cube:"NAH!"
>the cube just inverted itself and turned black. d... did that thing just .. reacted?
>there's some visible planets up there. and a dimmed, uniform light. where the fuck I could be...
>poke the same red floating box thing again.
>like the first time, it tells in a cute voice"NAH!" and shakes, back into its aligned cube position...
"Do you know if we're still inside Flitter? What is this place?"
>there, I just hear a familiar voice
>"Are you seriously trying to have a conversation with that?"
>Oh you WILL follow the rules of Rarity, you ruffian
>>25491439
Do we have to run when the sun comes up?
>>25491439
but i am human, and am immune to magic
So I'm going to an upcoming pone convention. How am I supposed to survive in a sea of autism?
>>25491324
Just think of having fun and hanging out with people who seems to have a grasp of social skill.
Show your own decency by not being a dick towards autists and do not dismiss cosutmed people as automatic shit bag.
Just be a human being and everything will be nice.
Find the dudes that look most self-aware.
If you have a 4CC scarf, wear it. It's like a bat signal for nor/MLP/eople.
>>25491349
Ah shit, I want one but aren't they all sold out?
That feel why do I visit this fucking board every day I wake up. I want off the ride.
>>25491310
Just wait 2 more years and it will all be over.
>>25491310
Try killing yourself
It will be closed by the end of the month, prior to the end of S5 and the long hiatus, and all of the /mlp/ content will have to go to a dedicated threead on /trash/.
Eazy-E in Equestria
What happens?
>>25491217
All right Tj you've got the go ahead. Don't fuck this up6VefCozJUwTfYuK5vbmG1+JcJ9JfSSg856GnH6qSEjqPcNeETHgan8bOTeqBkQqr3
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>>25491217
Same old CJ. Busta, straight busta.
Every-pony gets AIDS! YAY
SEASON 2 SUCKED! I MEAN ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THIS!?
>>25490987
Okay, seriously, who is this person supposed to be. And why are you posting here?
>>25491055
some pussified hambone who quit the internet because a brony trolled him.
>>25491055
Dont start
Why is she so shy, /mlp/?
>>25490601
Get the fuck out, you degenerate
>>25490601
So the dreamy boys will notice and think she's cute.
>>25490603
Having a bad day?
This is what Spikefags truly believe in.
>>25490297
Sorry buddy, but the show was already shit since season 1
>>25490312
Sorry buddy, but your opinion was already shit since Season 1.
>"You are nothing but a piece of crap"
>"That's what I said, a piece of crap"
>"I find you extremely ugly"
>"You emit a foul and unpleasant odour"
>"I *loathe* you"
>>25489699
So you wanna fuck then, or what?
>>25489699
You know Cadance, a simple "I fucking hate you" would have sufficed.
Resistance only makes my penis harder
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>>25490750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iZydgkuJoE
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