>"Good sir, do you have some change?"
>>25424453
Hey, I asked you first.
>>25424453
Great, not only do I have to dodge niggers waiting outside the liquor store to bother me for cigarettes and change, but now you too.
>>25424453
>you will never bring homeless bookhorse to your home andforce her to eat all the eggs
Last thread
>>25365052
Thread before that
>>25342202
Ubermensch Anon started as a a single prompt about Anonymous being signed up for the pony triathlon against his will. A couple of green stories later and we have what is basically the ultimate form of man in Equestria. I'm not trying to toot my own horn or brag, so I'll let those unaware of the story read for themselves and decide if they want to get behind the thread. (Not really sure this counts as a general.)
Anons Traithlon (How it all started)
Compressed into one bin: http://pastebin.com/2Gjb7PFw
Broken down for an easier read.
Ch1. http://pastebin.com/NHDeYE0q
Ch2. http://pastebin.com/Nibu1qFQ
Ch3. http://pastebin.com/Ah7G5Hna
Ch4. http://pastebin.com/KnHCccc8
Ch5. http://pastebin.com/TYrFfkfx
Ch6. http://pastebin.com/mRMR8d25
Anons New Chapter (Ubermensch adventures)
Ch1. http://pastebin.com/Y6TVrzMM
Ch2. http://pastebin.com/kWg8r5LF
Ch3. http://pastebin.com/mRaGf5vh
Ch4. http://pastebin.com/eVa0Nex0
Ch5. http://pastebin.com/Bwp1sD9V
Ch6. http://pastebin.com/r4ynMuJ5
Ch7. http://pastebin.com/s8B3wD7N
Ubermensch Anon ( The most recent adventures.)
Ch1. http://pastebin.com/yKt1BryD
Ch2. http://pastebin.com/2xBzRgrB
Ch3. http://pastebin.com/JZREiyhi
Okay, so it keeps on dying early. Namely I blame Fallout 4 and my own lack of skill to keep a thread alive.Don't worry I can't play Fallout 4 yet
>>25416943
Goddammit I need to catch up on these but I can't bring myself to since fallout 4 released.
Summary of the story thus far.
> You're Anonymous.
> No-one special; just a depressed loner that was dropped off onto a world you once thought fictional.
> Most stories are about adjusting to the society and its eccentric inhabitants.
> But you had already made your mark.
> And it consisted of ridicule from said inhabitants.
> One day Rainbow Dash tried to sign you up for a Triathlon in a stunt to embarrass you.
> An even gave you time and determination to show her up.
> After a being turned away multiple times you finally meet someone willing to help.
> Iron Will.
> He helps you become what you are today.
> A man who has slammed monsters, solved problems all around Equestria, and beat a god at her own game.
> Which led you to this...
> Everybody has recently become more friendly and caring ever since you've become a bad mofo.
> Which brings up the question.
> If this is all you ever wanted.
> Why is there a small, niggling feeling of everything being so... bland and boring?
>>25416993
I don't blame you one bit Anon.
I'm going to commence writing in an hour, I've got a project to finish.
Old thread
>>25323608
she wants you to rut her.
>>25415090
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! "she wants you to rut her." Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type "RUT HER" up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic rutfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "RUT HER RUT HER RUT HER RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
![i_feel_a_draft_____commission__by_facelessjr-d62ss0d[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UH60wTp.jpg "i feel a draft commission by facelessjr-d62ss0d[1]")
>>25415121
I really, really, really like this image.
Vore thread
404 Digested Horse: >>25260391
>>25410629
First for adorable ponk
Do you think Ponepocalypse ponies would periodically cough up all the undigested clothes, watches, multitools, pacemakers, etc. that they would accumulate from all the people they ate?
>>25410710
Almost definitely. The more organic materials, like cotton clothing, would probably digest well enough, though.
Let’s get hypothetical.
You’re a writer who’s been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.
Just one problem: no takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.
If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, to improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you’ve come to the right place. There are a few rules, however:
>Posting the story directly in the thread is preferred over a link to Pastebin, FiMFiction, etc.
>One story at a time.
>Don’t be a dick or asshole when reading or critiquing.
>All stories posted within the thread must be pre-written.
This thread’s purpose is to encourage writefags all over /mlp/ to write. We’re laid back here. Post what you want as long as it’s pone related. We’re not all “STOREEEYS ONLY!” We discuss topics such as writing techniques, interesting tropes, and bring forth story ideas. Let’s have fun.
>>25313464
Tips and links:
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.
Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/
A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy
>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.
*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.
Bump
Damn I was scared when I couldn't find the thread for a couple of days.
>>25313893
I was tempted to put it back up last week, but it was only a day or two away from my weekend bender, so I figured I'd just wait.
So how was everyone's Halloween?
Episode 524: The Mane Attraction
Written by Amy Keating Rogers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mONREEdNy1E
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3evwhs
What did you think of today's episode? How did you like Applejack's friend? What's next for her? Will there ever be a competition with Sapphire Shores?Can anyone beat Pinkie Pie's straw collection?
>>25501367
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODE 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 28: Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Nov. 28: Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
It's time again for our regularly scheduled episode discussion thread.
MLP airs at 11:30AM ET. Today's episode is “The Mane Attraction” by Amy Keating Rogers. This episode was leaked early; as always, please enclose any spoilers you post in spoiler tags.
Synopsis:
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Promos:
Teaser
Live streams [source]:
Spazz*
Bronystate
BronyTV
Brony Network
CMC Clubhouse
Haxmega
Otaku Ascended
World of Equestria
* HD available
Enjoy the show!
THE THIRD MATRIX WAS THE WORST ONE!!!
YOU'RE LATE
top 10 get
SEASON FIVE CONTINUES TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM Eastern/8:30 AM Pacific/3:30 PM GMT/UTC! In about an hour!
Applejack's a Ponyville girl born and raisedthough for a time she could have been a Manehattanite, so even if she's no Pinkie Pie, she probably knows a fair number of neighbors from living there. Even ponies that have gone on to try for more celebrated venues in Equestria. Suri Polomare was like that, though she seems to have moved in different circles even when she was there. Just who are some of Applejack's best friends outside her circle of six?
>>25496511
Previous thread.
is it time yet?
>>25501378
No, tomorrow in an hour.
Anyone think the CMC voices are getting too old? Apple Bloom almost sounded like Rainbow Dash today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mONREEdNy1E
>>25500640
Pinkie Pie has a huge dildo collection and her favorite is Fernando.
>>25500648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sETdIn8VyLM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3evwhs_the-mane-attraction-5-24-yt-capture-full-episode_fun
new youtube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mONREEdNy1E
>>25500237
Was there an earlier thread about this? What is up with the leaks?
>>25500250
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
At first I welcomed it, supported it, now /trash/ is cannibalizing /mlp/!
The board's agonizing, and you know what they do to horses who can't get up anymore, right?
Better get used to it, a decision's been taken and will soon get public after the s5 finale: closing /mlp/.
There should be a pony general on /trash/ and a couple of shitposting/porn pony threads there.
You know it was bout to happen.
What the fuck you rambling about trash senpai.
Slow as fuck board except for those darn roleplayers and kpop dudes.
It's a failed experiment, I'm expect for /trash/ to be deleted in the future.
>>25499066
I think it's pretty nice that I can keep a thread alive without needing to stay up all night bumping it every hour.
SEASON FIVE CONTINUES TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM Eastern/8:30 AM Pacific/3:30 PM GMT/UTC! That's about 14 hours from now!
Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
Friendship is Magic #36 still storytimed here!
>>25470067
Fluttershy's come a long way from her meekest early days, but even on her first adventure out she was courageous enough to accompany Twilight into the Everfree Forest. Since then, she's fairly consistently proven to be a boon companion despite her misgivings. Having borne an element of harmony, she's not so unsuited to such trials as she professes.It's still going to be difficult to get her involved when adult dragons are in the picture.Even with the number of times she's drawn on the assistance of all her friends, Twilight still gravitates towards trying to fix situations herself first. Perhaps a holdover from her student testing mindset, or just an integral part of her personality. There's still room to grow as princess of friendship.
At least the pair of them are prepared for future phoenix pranks. Possibly.
>>25491909
Previous thread.
>>25496511
Can I have a tubby wub anon?
Moo~
Adagio foot and hair worship
Post ponies.
Foreign ponies edition
Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
Friendship is Magic #36 storytimed here!
>>25470067
Previous thread
>>25486362
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Nov. 28: Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Nov. 28: Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>rape
how would each character look at you after giving you a blowjob?
>sweetie belle sweetly smiling at you with a mouth full of your warm cum, it's shining wetly on her pretty little teeth, then she gulps it down proudly and opens her mouth to show you she swallowed it all, but a little is still dripping down the side of her mouth
almost 404 Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/
Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: Be the change you want to be.
Last thread: >>25474194
>>25487801
>the guy
>implying it's one guy
>>25487818
I was assuming it was mostly one guy with few exceptions.
>>25487827
I do it most of the time so you would be correct.
