You blocked me on Facebook, and now you're going to die.
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>25495499
[Modern Talking intensifies]
>>25495499
Listen here, Yandere Simulator, I haven't been on Facebook for over a year now and I've certainly never encountered you there.
WINTERBALL IS NAOW
today is the start of the Winter Ball weekend
here is the hangout room for all the boards
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/4chan-winter-ball-2015
here is the /qa/ thread for posting OC and mingling with /d/
>>>/qa/296466
have fun and hangout
Hi im new :)
>>25495353
Good starting place
>>>/trash/
>>25495353
Hi there, Peter New
>>25495353
Fuck off
What will historians say about us horsefuckers? That is if we're rembered at all
>>25495237
But we won't.
>>25495237
>There are people out there RIGHT NOW who genuinely believe they will be remembered for watching a cartoon.
>>25495346
>He doesn't see our Great Hooved Future
>i was going to the computer.
>checking at rule 34.
>unzipped.
>fapping.
>then my mom is at the door.
>i change the site and zipped it.
>my mom notice this.
What do?
>>25495003
She saw the porn or you fapping, or both?
>>25495003
>omg mom caught me jerking off
fuck are you 12?
>>25495003
Just do what I did. Tell my parents I enjoy wanking it to cartoons. Why else would my father say now that he doesn't care what I fall in love with? Whether it be man or beast. This was a year ago and I still remember those glorious words.
![happy_twilight_sparkle___vector_by_vaderpl-d5jz18c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3rSqJLu.png "happy twilight sparkle vector by vaderpl-d5jz18c[1]")
>"Anon, come quickly!"
>"Another human just arrived in the field where we found you!"
>"He has a very large frame, and he wears some sort of technological, respiratory apparatus on his face."
>"Do you know him, anon?"
>>25494994
Is he a big guy ?
>>25494994
Try his whole head.
>>25495006
No CIA...I... am your father.
No bad penis! Stop getting erected from ponies!
>>25494940
Here's a human for your penis
>>25495348
>black twilight
>>25494940
Don't fight your dong, just follow your dong, you will be a happier person
>>25495348
>Humanized
>niggerlight
Ponies are just the right size for fucking
>>25494855
So everyone can take you to the hilt?
>>25494885
Look where his dick lines up with
alicorns for best cuddlers
seriously wish i had your people's address i would make a murder vid and release it for the masses and prove that no matter how much "loveandtolerancebullshit" you have it all ends the same with you on your knees screaming while im gutting you with a hacksaw.
>>25494543
First day on 4chan, huh underage?
>mfw 2012 all over again
Graham's NumberEdgy Graham's NumberMe
>Say Anon... whats in this folder labeled Ponies on your computer?
>>25494412
ponies
ponies
>>25494412
tons of ponies
I want to sniff Princess Celestia's farts.
SPOILER THEY SMELL LIKE MY CUM RIGHT NOW
>>25494358
Rainbow Dash, for me. She'd be quite playful about it, both casually and sexually.
>>25494358
Meh fuggit I'll dump my Celly folder.
hey faggots, hiatus soon, what do you plan to do during the hiatus?
>>25494099
Catch up with any episodes I have not watched yet
>>25494099
Some guy said he'd stream an episode each Caturday. Might see if he follows through.
>>25494099
I might try to git gud at drawing.
i feel so stupid right now
>be me
>Drive home from School
>Sees package on doorstep
>Takes and walks inside announcing to my father
>Sees the label
>addressed to ME
>ohshit.jpg
>Dad thinks its a christmas present that came early
>open it up
>all Mane 6 pony plushes
>dad goes "What the FUCK?"
>asks me if i ordered it
>i didnt
>he tries calling the toy place where it came from
>NO ANSWER
>me, realizing what it is says
>"Maybe its a late birthday present?"
>Birthday was 2 months ago
>Dad calls mom, grandmother, aunt
>no one got it for me
>in my head im thinking "i know where its from"
>me being an idiot probably drunk signed up for the secret pony thing for Hearts Warming
>Dad thinks it was one of my friends
>but then dad gets skeptical
>i havent told him i was a brony
>gets mad, thinks im Gay
>not
>the package is in the living room now
>dad thinks im gay and is still trying to find out who its from.
>there probably not gonna let me have it until chistmas
sorry for the whole story being long
THANK YOU VERY MUCH WHOEVER SENT ME THE PONIES
>too dumb to open a package
Shit, anon. Have fun with your plushies.
How do your drunk sign up for the secret Santa and not realize it when you should get an email later about it?
OP here
>>25493606
i will thank you very much
>>25493610
i never check my emails
Can we have a Snowdrop thread?
/mlp/ hates OCs that isn't theres but sure.
>>25493569
I fapped to this horse just the other day. Came pretty hard.
>>25493608
So hot!
Your waifu is listening to the last song you listened to.
What does she say?
>>25493446
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zacy2GOu3TI
>"What is this strange language, Anon? I can't understand it at all..."
>>25493446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVL0cPzRKLk
"Um Anon... Get off my Balkans!"
>>25493446
I was at a strip club last night when this was played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHjpOzsQ9YI
Looks like I'm getting a lap dance!
