Wat
>>25497189
yes, no, no.
>>25497189
The results for the others are pretty good too.
>is applejack a boy
>is rainbow dash a boy or a girl
>is rainbow dash a pegasus
>is pinkie pie insane
>is fluttershy left handed
>is twilight sparkle autistic
>is twilight sparkle princess celestia daughter
>is princess celestia a horse
>fourth one
Shit this is getting crazy
los ponis son una mierda
>>25497115
Gtfo scum. Not even good spanish
>>25497115
callate boludo me chupa la pija vos y tus ponis
>>25497122
chupame la pija
I clopped to snowdrop by accident and now I have a blind fetish.
Wat do?
>>25496591
Go to /d/, they can hook you up.
>>25496591
But she can't see you.
>>25496591
Close your eyes while masturbating
Your waifu has to fight your favorite boss of the last video game you played.
Does she have a chance?
>>25496484
>Frank Horrigan
Not at all
>Rarity vs Papyrus
>silent hunter 4
>....Why do you have a plush version of me?
>>25496481
for cuddles
>>25496481
Because you never want to hug me
>>25496481
Remember when you said "take it picture, it'll last longer?"
Yeah. It didn't last long.
>What do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas, Anon?
>>25496428
Bitches and money
>>25496428
happiness
>>25496428
I think I have pretty much everything I want that isn't so unreasonable as to make a Christmas gift. Thanks, though, Santa Shimmer. A couple of gift cards or just some quiet time with family is good enough for me.
I made a new thing.
>>25496402
Woah, what the fuck is this? I've not read the comics since the Sombra onewhich I really fucking loved, this isn't linked to that is it?
>>25496432
Well speaking of Sombra, that thing is what he actually is.
>>25496447
That's an "umbrum" or whatever they called them? Did they ever explain what that crystal was then? Should I just read these comics myself?
Ȧ̢͍͓͍̰̣͈͍̟̤̬̈́͊̆͗̈̋̔̽N̵̡̘̭̹͎͓͚̖͆͒̉͛ͥ̄ͬ̇̀͞O̷͕̫̭̯̬̲̟̱̓ͦ̈́̂̍ͩ́͟N̴̯͚̣͕̜͙͕̝̱̞̦͍̲̩̝̙ͦͤ̂̒ͭ͡,̸͍̩̭̙̻̝͓̲̰̫̇ͬ͊ͫͣ̄͌̾̽ͥͦͮ͌͑͋͢͡͠ ̡̪͈̮̞͙͈͉̫͚̥͉̀͒̓͆͆̊̌̌̔̌͞I̡̱͓̝̦̥̻̞̹̳̠̜͔̝̙͔̦͎̺͐̾̿̉̉̔̀̿̈́̎͆ͤ͆̾ͧͫͣ̀͠'̶̧͕̘͙͍͓̙̯͉̞̺͈̟ͦ̔͊ͫ̉̒̅͌ͫ̎̂̽͌͋ͭ͌͜M̡̄̑͊ͨͤ̏̅́̚͝͏̤̟̝̹͕̼̯̠͔̳͙̯̭̪ ̼͓͔̽͌͒̌ͤ̐͂ͯͦ̽ͥ̊̐̚͞͞M̔̽͐ͬͣͫ͂̋͒̋̓̅͂ͧ͞҉͍̤̼̯̥͠͞͞I̼͎͍͇̭̗͉̞͚̥̞ͩ̇̄̎̽̒ͮͣ͂̓͑ͤ͑́͐ͭͮ̇̕͘͢͜Ṡ̶̸̨̨͇͕̬ͣ̊̌̋͞S̛̗̙͖͔̹͍̖͕̋̈̋̔ͮ̿̋̊̈ͩ̑̍̈ͥ̔́͞ͅͅI̎̉ͨ͛̆ͧ͐͑́͌̓̎͌̚͏̶̶͚̰͈͇̲̲̹̝N̴̛̖̥̣͔̎ͩ͋̃͂́̽̽̑͗̾͐͊G̹̝͍̬̹̗̭̪̣̮̞͎̭̜̪̫̹̰͍̋̑ͫͨ̀̕͠͡ ̷̶̸͖̱̬͙̥̤̭̼̭̣͔̟̦̼̰͓ͩ̓̂ͮ̃̔͑́́̐̈͡ͅͅM̶̨̧̛̩̟͍̪̙͓͎͚̹̙͍͍̘̤̀ͮ͋̆͗̄͝ͅÝ̴̧̬̣͔͓̤̗̬͕͙̠͓̹̗̦̺̎̍ͩ̋̎͊ͪͦͅ ̢̫͕̫͕̜̟̹̞͕̉̌̄̏͑̓ͪ̐ͣ̍ͨ͐ͥ͐̈̽͗͘̕F̨̾͆ͪ́̎͋͐̾̾ͯ̋́̉̈́̾͂ͭͯ̚҉̷̢͖̝̙͍̺̦̘͔̱͍̣̦͉̝ͅAͪ̑̅̃͌͋̿̚͝͏̩̥̗̦̫̞͎͚͕̱͇̙̦̳̝̩̺̤ͅC̨̨̡̦̞̙̩̙̯͕̠͖̗ͧ̃ͦ̌̍͒̊ͣ̉̀̾̊̇͌̀Ȩ͖͉͔̩̹̗̰͖̮͕̈ͪ̉͌ͯ̌̋͒͝͝͝ ͈̭͈̺̩͔̟̯̦ͫͥ͆ͥ̀͞G̴̢̰̭̝̝͕̥̼̠̖̱͔̯̫̟̞̅͋ͬ̎̽͗́͘͟I̶̷͔̤͉̘̫̬̰̺͔͙̫̳̠͔̦̺͉͖͚ͬ̽͆̋̆̋̏̽ͬ̄͛ͮ͞V̸͕̝̟̜̻͍̳̙͓̰̝͖̗̺̗̫̄̋͐̈́͂ͤͭ̾͒̃́̋͒̋̑̿Ê̴̎̈̇̅ͤ͆̾͛̕҉͈̤̰͚͖̻̣̤̜͉͔͈̞̼̻̙̼͝ ͣͭ̌̓̆̀͡͏͚͔͎͖̮̙͖̞̰͙͔͍̝̱͓͖̳͚M̴̧̠̘̣̻̟̤̀̈ͧ̈̑ͬ̒̑̄͋͑ͮ͊́͐̒ͨ͢E̛̺͔̩̟̟̼̺̣̹̦̹͇̫̅ͮ̔̌ͤ̒̔̃͂̓̏ͬ͋͋ͦ͛̀̕ͅ ̷̡̻̝͔̹͇̥̺͕̟̲̹̰̝̥͔̄̊͋ͪ̀ͦͫ̂ͤ̿͞ͅA̛̙̪̭̞̝͐̍́ͬ͂͊̑̍̓̑̅̌̎͆̂͡ ̧̽͐̽̄͑̋̆̅̌̆͋̿҉̸̙͖̖̖̳͎͠N̷̵̖̹̦ͬ͐̅̐̕Ę̧̛̻͎̯̜͓͍̱̯̦̍̄ͭ͗̽͗̓͂̋̓ͫ̑́͞W̷̵̶̍͆ͬ͐̚͏͕̗̱̪̪͇̫̙̖͎͈̱̙̪ͅͅ ̨̅̐̒͆̈̓ͧ͋ͧ̏̈́́ͧ͏̢̨̣̥͎̱͉̪̫̙̳̣̺̫̰̤̺̤͓͔̻F̨̻͕͔̹̭̳̺̤̗͊̏͒̄̓͡A̴͙͙̯̫̥̮̜͍̥͉̭͇̺̹ͤ̇͛̄̓͛̏́͠C̾͛ͪ̽̈́͆ͣͯ̄̌̏̓͐̚҉̵͉̺̥͎̟̣͎̗͢ͅȨͬͮͪͣ̃̔ͭͪ̓ͪ̀͞͏̝̱͓͔̲̗̜ ̴̧̲̙̪̜̹̽̒̊̍ͬ͋̇ͩ͗ͣ̌͌̊̐ͫͧͬ̒ͦ̀͜ͅṔ̶̧̠̳̮͓̣̻̯̩̞̰̘͚̳̖̠͖̖̀̇̀ͫ̅̓͘͝ͅL̶̴̵̨̻͕̦̺̦̦͔̻͓̣̜̰̻̘̣̫̬̫͚̀̆ͯ̑ͣͫ͟E̓͛ͨ̌̒ͤ̉̽ͤ͟͏̜̪̫͙̺̼̳̝͢Ạ̴͍͇͎́̆̈ͮ̀̆ͥ̅̍ͦ͐͝S̅͒ͤ̃̾̌ͦ̒͂̃͌͆ͫ̉̆͋̄҉̭͇̬̺̙̣̲̕͜͡E̴̢̗̬̰̮̟͔̙̖̪̰̜͖ͦ̇̿̏̅ͪ̋̓̇̀͑̎ͮ̈ͣ̏̇̀
>>25496296
*cries*
T̶̖̠̮̫̄͌̈͐̅̾ͬ̇i̶̱̱̝̺̦͇̰̒̄m͖̗̫͈̜ͪ̀͒̔̆ͫ͐ͬ͢ė̴̸̙̦̗͍̠̱̻̥̐̃ͩ̒͗̔ͦ̓͟ ̴̻̤̳ͣͬt̏҉̭̟̹̤o̶̩̹̝ͥ̈́ ̻̣̣̞̝̞͍̝̃ͧ͋ͦ͗ͮg̯̩͙͈̺̰̦̏̓̑̌ͬ́e̶̢̗̟̺͕̓́̅ͪt͂̒ͭ̄̉̇̉҉̬̳͔ ̡ͬ̉̿̍̋҉̤̘͖̬͙͇̫̲å͎̝̜̲ͦ͋̒ͭ͠͝ ̥̪ͥ͝l̵͙̯̥̭̥͚͉͙̎͐͊į̫͕̺͚̟͉̝ͤ̓ͫ̌́t̛̠͙͓̗̙͚̫̃̈́̿ţ̥̫͉͍͕̟͐̄͟ľ̷̥̳͍̒͒̕e͖̥͇͍̠̩͇̺͆͘ ̢̤͂̎̏ͧ̊̉͟s̶͕̫̝̖̯͙̃ͦ͋ͫ͢p̧̯͓̒ͧͩ̌͡ȏ̂̌͜҉̛͇͈o͚̰͔͍̙̓͌̒ͪ̀̀k̸̛̥̼̦̈͞y͙ͯ,̨̤͍ͨ̑͋ͫ͞ ̩̹̲̭̦̏ͦ̑̋̋́̕i̢̙̦̱̖ͦ͒n͚̦̬̱͎̪̭͈̐ͭ́͋̄́ͅ ̳̞͍̜̦͗͒̿́͋̄̏ẖ̇̿ͨ͆́͟ė̛̗̙̦̙͈͚̺̰̲͆́ȑ̻̪̜̼̈̉ͤͪě̬̦͇̥͚̅͊ͅ!͚̟̥͇̮ͩ
Three words FUCK. THIS. PONYPOOP. fuck four words
>"If you just wanted to have sex with Luna, Anon, you could've just asked me. I could have given you some condoms."
>>25496271
What the fuck do I need condoms for. I'm not gonna get her pregnant nor get a magical STD from pony land you dumb horse.
>>25496303
>magical STD
The thought of this existing in their world scares me.
>>25496303
/thread
>watching an advertisement for toys for little girls commissioned by a heartless corporation
>set in the most generic, overused setting possible
>starts off kind of slow, but gets unexpectedly good later on
>main character undergoes a dramatic transformation
>>25496135
>generic, overused setting
What? The setting's so inconsistent and chaotic, it doesn't even make sense.
>>25496135
I didn't know talking horse world was an overused setting.
>op being a faggot
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/coltquest
PREVIOUS THREAD:
>Emerald goes out and tries to find some potion ingredients and end up in a park.
>Emerald is tricked by a stallion disguised as a colt and is kidnapped.
>Emerald tricks one of the ponies to go away, and drinks the invisibility potion to escape the other.
>Hope returns, and they all go out to drink, where they meet with Sensoria again.
>Joyride sets up a session with Sensoria.
>Emerald bangs Sensoria.
>Emerald finally loses the cock ring.
>Emerald let's Joyride keep the ring in exchange for information about her past.
>She seems a bit touchy about her previous companions, and only spoke fondly of one named Sunshine Sea.
>The next day Joyride gives Emerald a potion to drink that will increase his cum production, which he takes.
>Emerald wants a disguise, and Joyride asks what kind.
Continued in the next post...
>>25496118
Emerald says he wants a manly disguise.
"A manly disguise? Really? You?" Joyride says, honest surprise in her face.
In response Emerald glares and puffs out his cheeks. What's wrong with wanting a manly disguise?
"Hmm, well... I'm not sure what I could do to help you there." Joyride says chewing on her salad.
Emerald leans back and watches the dishes washing themselves in the kitchen for a few moments. A mustache would be manly, but that would just attract more attention. Spitballing, he asks if he could get a potion to increase his muscle mass.
"Nah, that wouldn't be feasible. You'd need to take the potion constantly to keep up the effect, like every few hours, and I wouldn't feel good about doing that. You'd almost certainly get potion sickness."
Emerald just recently learned what potion sickness is from his studies. It's from a build up of magic and alchemical ingredients that can cause serious problems in your body.
Emerald leans on his hooves. He is out of ideas.
>>25496200
>inb4 railroading complaints
It was a shitty idea. We don't look manly. Lets just go girly.
>>25496200
Just wear some nerdy clothes like a shirt and vest and put on some glasses without corrective lenses.
>"HEY KID! You wanna learn how to get to equestria!?"
>>25496046
/x/ pls.
pfft thats not as scary as SQUIDWARDS SUICIDE nigga
>>25496046
Sure, Ito!
>Wow, Anon! All of these are yours? That's so cool!
Yup, all these rare frogs are mine
>>25495729
y-you too
>>25495729
I know and I'm adding you to the collection.
>"Congratulations, Anonymous. You've defeated the Royal Guard."
>"And now what do you intend to do?"
>"Kill me?"
>"Ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha!"
>"Try it! I dare you. Bring your worst."
>"What do you think you can even accomplish?"
>"Death... I would welcome death. I long for it. Do you think I have not tried? Oh, but I have. Many times. Over a thousand years I have walked amongst the ponies. I did not know just how different I was for a long, long time."
>"The first time I tried was 4 years after Luna's banishment. I didn't want to go on living. I tried to drown. But I couldn't."
>"Within me burns a flame so bright that nothing - nothing! - can extinguish it, no matter how hard I wanted it to."
>"I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned. And every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent... I am an immortal."
>"So come then, if you think you are good enough..."
>>25495578
>TFW when enslavement and sexual torture are my fetish
Thank you for telling me exactly what you can handle, Sunnybuns.
>>25495578
For fuck's sake, I'm not roleplaying with you.
>>25495578
So you're like R63 Jack Harkness?
JUST
DON'T
>>25495579
INSERT
don't bother twilight, earth is isn't much better than equestria
