"Anon, why did you tell everypony about my secret crush on Rarity?"
>>25487326
Because you told everyone about my secret crush on Twilight, Spike. Fair's fucking fair.
I wanted to cum inside rainbow dash.
>>25487326
It's not like it's new info to anyone though
>>25487326
So she'd fuck you, bro.
Don't you know the first thing about women?
>>25487341
"But Anon, it was supposed to be a secret!"
>>25487326
Because you weren't. If you sit and don't say anything, nothing will happen. You'll just keep being stuck in the friendzone.
Tryin' ta help you out, bud.
This thread is bad and you should feel bad
>>25487359
> IMPLYING
>>25487353
How the hell is it supposed to be a secret if it's common knowledge. Oh I know. I'll just have to tellCelestia herself
>>25487417
"Common knowledge? What are you talking about, Anon?"
>>25487374
fag