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Getting a haircut soon...
WHat haircut would chad get?
>>37672068
Something nice, like you
undercut, aka the "hitler youth"
shave head
women love a shaved head
(use a electric trimmer, not a razor)
Does anyone else love lifting but hate "lifting culture" and /fit/?
It's so fucking annoying, yes I like to lift weights as a hobby but no I don't associate with some autistic culture yelling like a retard, wearing gymshark clothing and saying stupid memes.
Does anyone here share my opinion?
>>37669532
No offense but you sound dyel af.
>>37669532
>hates /fit/
>posts on /fit/
Definitely an autist.
I am 100% sure you have 0% testosterone and are part of the 95% that does NOT do whatever it takes to succeed.
so I haven't looked at porn or edged for a month and I feel exactly the fucking same
Congrats, i hereby certify that OP on 6/24/16 has demonstrated iron like discipline. From this day onward you may fap as much as you like.
You passed
It was originally for dudes addicted to porn but then bandwagoners turned it into some kind of weird movement. If you weren't jacking it so much to porn that you had trouble getting it for real women then it won't really ever give you some huge change.
But hey congrats I guess.
>>37666706
Same thing happened to me. I got laid just as often. I didnt get no huge test gains and I wasn't oozing with more confidence. Nothing of the sort.
If anything it probably made me worse off. When I talked to girls the only thing on my mind was I want to fuck you but when I was jerking it I was relaxed and smoothed so came off as charming and not like a sexual predator.
Theres nothing magic about it.
>tfw got a girls number today
Can anyone please tell me how this works?
When do i text her and what do i say?
Told girl to give me number so we could hang out some time.
Im a former neet and i have zero experience with girls.
text her exactly this, she'll be wet by the first word:
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you...
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> wassup it's anon
Don't be autistic over grammar, delve into her by learning about her, poke fun at her but do so in a nice way, etc
Be confident and say what you want to say, as long as it's not autistic. Make it clear you have interest in her romantically, but don't show absolute interest in her.
Remember things she tells you
Give it a day or two. Figure out something to do this weekend. Invite her.
Show her you got a life and she might stick around. You do have hobbies right anon?
Hey /fit/, what books should I read to get the mental gains?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUGvhySRnlc
Letters from a Stoic, Seneca.
Orwell my nigga
Wow, anon, you're ripped! What sport do you play? ...you do play sports right?
team sports are for fags, heterosexual men shoudl only partake in alpha solitary sports like fencing, golf, tennis, mountaineering, bodybuilding etc.
Ice hockey because I'm not a bitch
>and the locker rooms are co-ed
>>37662270
HAI YOU WANT TO BE FRANDS. MYSELF PAJEET PUSSY SLAYER
Choose one.
>>37661261
A E S T H E T I C S
This is stupid if you dont choose aesthetics you are literally retarded. Unless you want to be a strongman and make dozens of dollars.
The Pill of Clemency :o)
Is it true that fat chicks are better in bed?
>>37661187
No. Most fat chicks have little experience and they look disgusting. Why would they be better in bed?
>>37661187
Yes. Excess estrogen increases sex drive and causes women to hold more fat.
>>37661187
Idk, virgin with a new chubby gf here, but they have fucking comfy bellies. Hoping to get laid in a few weeks.
Hey guise, I chose one of your topics from the thread yesterday. I chose, "how to make friends in the gym and out". I told the guy it wasn't a good idea but he said pls halp. Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znLmhdx0STc
>>37660187
Fuck my LIFE
You actually did it you mad woman
who is this?
is it a boy?
>>37660229
it's gray bussies daughter pursuing a career in entertainment
Finally getting dem mires boys.
>be me
>become manager at the pool I guard at
>working out in off seasons
>lotsa cute 18yo lifeguards this year
>invited to lifeguard party
>everyone's drunk af, I'm a DD because alcohol kills gains
>drunk girl cuddles up on me
>"lowkey anon, you're so fucking hot I'd...
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>>37659732
fuck her, you homo
>be me
>at ex coworkers bonfire
>sitting around the fire playing some drinking game
>wearing some sick cunt shorts
>girl notices my quads and pokes it
>"oh wow anon your leg is like all muscle"
>"t-thanks I workout"
>fuck her later that night
T-Thanks based SS T-Rex mode
>>37659779
Praise based Rip
This is a thread about lifting shit over your head
>tfw you finally OHP lmao1pl8
I hit 5 reps a couple weeks ago. 1 down, 2/3/4 to go.
>>37656241
Me too anon :) today I was power cleaning up to 145.
>>37656286
1234 is pretty unbalanced though senpai
it should be closer to 1/2/2.5/3
/ag/ - Aesthetics General.
Festival edition.
You bros ready to show off some gains?
http://pastebin.com/4iceBWqw
>>37654508
>festival edition
FUAAAARRRK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8hvlaiAsmE
>>37654508
Next year will be my year lads. I will have a job to save up some ££, have more mass and maybr cut below 12%
>>37654759
This senpai. Didn't have the dosh for festival tickets this year and I'm like 2% bf higher than I want to be atm so my current plan is to work a chitton and to lean bulk (500 cal surplus 6 days a week then PSMF on my 1 rest day) til around next April/May then go full suicide cut (PSMF with 15 minutes of HIIT and at least an hour of LISS every training day whilst on DNP and ECA with a carb refeed to +100 cals on my rest day) until I drop down to at least 8% and maintain from there.
>5'10" King of Manlets
>Cant grow a beard
>Keep seeing "If you dont have a beard and is not 6 feet tall, then you are not a man."
Well fuck this shit. I cant grow taller (without surgery and months of recovery) but I can get beard surgery and be back in action in like 2-3 weeks. THAT and will be starting to become a cheating fraud w/ test.
Is it true that you can get facial hair gainz with the juice? Any cheating frauds give me their 2 cents?
Pic...
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Fuck it, might even be balding soon, at least I will be able to grow a beard and go for that Ragna Lodbrok look
Pic related; it seemed being a cheating fraud can give you a beard. No?
BUMP with epic beards that I wish I had
I've gone through 4 pairs of fucking headphones during this year, the left side always stops working for some retarded reason, are there any indestructible in ear headphones?
What do you use /fit/? pls help
>>37667024
i use shure se215 and Knowledge Zenith ATE-S.
Shure ones are a lot sturdier because of the kevlar braided cable.
those look like sennheisers, they just have shit build quality, i used to get through a pair every few months.
depends what you mean by indestructible, i just accept that i'm going to tread on them and spill stuff on them sometimes so only buy cheap pairs for that reason
>bought some shitty headphones for 10€
>have them for 3 years
>wearing them 4-6 times a week
>sometimes while running in the rain
>everything works perfect
>no supplements for me, black coffee is all I need preworkout
>>37665364
>needing preworkout
Wtf? I'm not even a neet who sleeps all day and lifts.
>>37665381
>no thank you, i don't take preworkouts I get 14 hours of sleep per night and eat real food
