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>dl stat
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>ohp stat
>squat stat
>age
>height
>weight
>occupation
>how many gf's have you had
>when did you lose your viginity
>>37680151
>Natty
Dl
>80kg
Bench
>85
Ohp
>50
Squat
>90
Age
>24
Height
>6ft
Gf
>30+ girls in bed
>>37680151
The results of this thread will show amount of gf's doesn't correlate with amount you lift
Stacey eats CHAD while Chad eats pizza while PIZZA eats you while you eat STACEY
I have never understood the appeal of pizza, it is literally a normie meme
Pizza h8 thread
>>37674367
I fucking hate how delicious it is and how it makes me feel like I'm loved and warm inside
Pizza is bretty good, senpai. Not sure why you would hate it. That said, I have noticed in recent years that it's taken on the same "le epic fud XD" meme bullshit that bacon was saddled with.
Pizza is ok. Not some sort of god tier food like scrambled eggs, though.
Hi /fit/
Detail what you've eaten so far today
3
2
1
Go.
>>37678388
Bread, bananas, grapes, cookies, candy, buffalo sausage, lamb sausage, some more sausage, grilled marshmallows, cottage cheese, more bread, salad, chicken covered in bacon, potatos, halloumi cheese, a tomato, cherries
Celebrating midsummer in my summer cottage. Comfy shit
nothing yet
gonna order a large pizza tonight
>Two scrambled eggs
>Tuna and kale salad
Gonna go out tonight to one of my favorite dives, gotta save some macros.
What is the most alpha profression?
Basically what allows you to make a lot of money and still have time to lift and take care of yourself? There are several professions where you can make a lot of money, sure, but you're basically working 80 hour weeks and barely have time to get home.
Start reading economics 101.
So do you want a job that pays a lot in exchange to so little? If such thing existed dont you think you wouldnt be the first one to take this job?
I work as a tradesman, 40 hours a week decent money more if I want, get to spend time with my family in a nice home go abroad twice a year and take the children jet biking at week ends.
unless you inherit a company or something I don't see how that is possible.
What kept you from going to the gym today /fit/?
But I did go
nothing, I'm going in 15 minutes
>>37676661
living in a dormitory and fucking retarded neighbors throwing a "party" (two girls yelling some girly songs isnt really a party) till 8 am and being poor enough to being only able to afford going to free university gym open from 9am to 12am today
I feel like I will cut myself or at least get shitfaced drunk. I really need to go to gym...
>tfw no pair of jeans will fit me from squatting too much
>>37675636
I can't even fit the pen in my slacks pocket my legs are so huge. My job requires me to wear a suit (financial advisor/earn lots of money especially for my age) and I just keep my Mont Blanc Etoile Ballpoint Pen in my coat pocket.
T-thanks SS.
>>37675707
Dreams of a dyel
>and people talk shit on others for not doing leg day
Master slim jean master race, Making pussy wet everywhere i go.
My (retarded) friend thinks Steve Cook is natty.
How to explain him that Cook's physique is not obtainable for naturals? "He's been lifting for 10 years or even longer"... God-damn-it.
Help me open this idiot's eyes.
>>37674268
you cant, just let him start lifting and see how much gains he will make being natty
>Steve his arms arent much smaller than Mongers
>Help me open this idiot's eyes.
why do you phaggots want to help everyone? whenever i meet someone like this who is so adamant about something i just laugh and go on my way.
the last thing i'm going to do is take time out of my day and life to try and sway someone's views over something COMPLETELY meaningless.
no wonder you fuckers are all failures.
>>37674302
He's my friend you idiot.
>Starting Strength
>i'm actually pretty weak
>>37673738
>Strong Lifts
>Can barely diddly lmao2pl8
>PPL
>my peepee is more like a J
>>37673785
my sides
It's official Arnold Schwarzenegger is a cuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHSkahIFDF4
Beef, what a relief
When will this poisonous product cease?
This is another public service announcement
You can believe it, or you can doubt it
Let us begin now with the cow
The way it gets to your plate and how
He's right. He doesn't care what you lames think. In 50 years eating meat will be like smoking is now
He is an old man trying to be relevant at this point
Questions that do not deserve their own thread thread
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Recently got my testosterone results I got an 8.3 nmol/L
reference range is 6-27
does this mean i have low test? I cant get erections anymore would my doc give me test boosters if he saw this result?
if you want test, go buy some.
>>37666879
>does this mean i have low test?
yes
>I cant get erections anymore would my doc give me test boosters if he saw this result?
depends on the doc. lots of guys on the internet are upset about their docs not putting them on TRT with results like that.
>>37666940
hmm i see
what does this mean for results in terms of like higher numbers
i always here people here say like 300 and below is low test. how does 8.3 relate to that?
When did you realise you was short and average
Me 6ft
> go to cocktail party
> around 150 people
> like maybe 30guys around my height
> I can see 15 dudes who are clearly taller than everyone else
> one guy must be like 6'5 he's towering above everyone
> like 5 girls are taller than me but they were wearing heels
> realise I'm a Manlet and just drink all the free champagne
Tfw imagine being under 6ft
5 10 here
I hold power and respect over the manlets, and can easily blend in with the lanklets
It feels good being truly average
you got trolled
80% of those guys were 5'8-5'11 wearing 2-4 inch lifts
>>37661119
yeah no one is actually above 6ft
ISLEY IS A FUCKING WEASEL
honour your bets you coward scumbag
Bet 1. Isley betted with Sean (pronounced bean but with an S) that he would make a cucking video if he didn't reach his goals when maxing out
He didn't reach his goals
Bet 2. Isley betted we wouldn't leave the EU
We did and now he's weaselling out of it and not meeting the wager
EU wager anon here
Isley IS honouring his bet now
>>37676212
he's going to admit he's a cuckold on camera?
>>37676185
whats the wager for he lost the brexit?
I only got a homegym with adjustable dumbbells, a bench and a pull up bar. Couldn't find any dumbbell only routines so I had to make one on my own. Rate please.
A
3x8 DB Press
3x8 Incline DB Press
3x8 Close Grip DB Press
3x8 DB Tricep Extensions
3x8 Sit Ups
B
3x8 DB Goblet Squat
3x8 Negative Chin Ups
3x8 Incline DB Rows
3x8 One Handed DB Rows
3x8 DB Bicep Curls
AxBxAxBx
>>37673747
4 SCOOPS CMON SON
no legs 4 dayzzz
>>37673828
I feel like as long as the squats kill my legs I don't really need any other isolation for the lower body. What would you change tho?
>Make thread about quitting 4chan like a week ago
>Bunch of motivating posts
>Get really motivated
>End up spending just as much time as before on it the next few days
"You're here forever" really is true... isn't it
you have no idea
Fuck this...
I feel like I made an emotional bond with the guy who posted "GET OFF 4CHAN AND WORK ALL DAY" along with his lil story.
I made an emotional bond ... and then I let him down
Why fight it?
Pretending to hate Jeff Seid is the dumbest /fit/ meme. He's literally Zyzz with a better physique, why do neckbeards not like him?
>>37672771
He is too Chad for them
>>37672771
Jeff pls go
Honestly it's the hair. If he got a hair cut people wouldn't dislike him so much.
