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https://youtu.be/3ytLSYrIgb0
Well boys. How does it feel knowing that despite spending hundreds of dollars a month on "supplements" and spending countless hours arguing about
which "workout" routine is best, that a little old lady somewhere out there is warming up to your 1RM?
/fit: so granny how did you do it
granny: so how does it feel boys to know your girlfriend can probably outlift you?
/fit: TFW never had gf
granny: "tfw" what? Is that some queer-sexual expression? back in my day we would have gassed you queers....
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not only can grandma outlift 99.9% of /fit , but so can grandpa. Let us not forget "ole Roy" the natty king of deadlifting.
https://youtu.be/5r9Rfo1vNDI
This is what it looks like when I deadlift
https://youtu.be/V_QPjFKqUF8
>>36593892
>Lifting for a year, hurt my back a few times..
>Never even try to deadlift over 215lbs becusees worried
>See granny lifting 225lbs
>Say fuck it, lift 235lbs for reps
>Backs ok
Thanks granny
>dyel but sexy body, just small frame but im lifting
>at work, best looking guy
>am the smartest one in the room
>nobody sees things from my smart perspective or understands me, cant relate to anybody
>just see people spouting lies to eachothers faces all day and doing dumb shit
>have prepped meal from home that is comepletely frozen
>put it on the radiator to thaw out during the day
>come back later and its on the table
>people giggling, asking me why i didnt just microwave it
>say its not the same, they burst out laughing like im a retard
>implying i want dry unequally warmed up food
>get butthurt, post on /fit/
Had to vent, I want to just become the realest shit talker and shit on everybody mentally at work for the next couple weeks. Most of the time I don't say shit cause I'm dyel but fuck it I don't care anymore. I know it sounds dumb but I have a problem with being disrespected when I'm right.
Give me your best shit talking/ mental torture tactics to put even the biggest guys in their place.
>>36593382
enlighten me on why youre not microwaving please.
Honestly just focus on yourself, and understand that youre indeed better than everyone there.
>>36593382
>>36593382
It looks like you have aspergers m80. You're going to have to either work extra hard to seem normal or not care what they think. Good luck
I'm on cut and just had a slice of cheese, way to fuck up... what do?
Better run a few laps around the city to burn off all 100 calories you just consumed.
Jk you're fine
Cheese has a lot of protons, you did good fampai (other than all that fat but it doesn't matter if you only ate a slice)
Also:
>IIFYM
>kill yourself
>>36592135
>he fell for the "fat is bad" meme
Post your fucking jawline
Show what kind of non-chinlet is not compensating here.
I'll be bullied :(
>>36592084
No, there's no bullying on /fit/
>>36592084
Nigga Close Your Eyes Hahahahahahaha
i've been lifting for 2 years without music because my basketball shorts don't have zips so my phone would have fallen out of my pocket, but i just realised it has a back pocket
what music do you guys listen to while lifting
>>36591699
>wear clothes for 2 years
>just realized it a pocket
How do you not realize this? I get that it's a back pocket but damn, do you not wash your own clothes? How does it go unnoticed for 2 years?
i dont listen to music while lifting because it's distracting. while im resting inbetween sets i listen to hip hop mainly though.
No music I just listen to whatever's on at 24 and talk to the cute girls lol.
All you need is
Weighted neutral grip pullups
Weighted dips
Hill sprints
Planks
Prove me wrong
>>36591657
>provides no evidence
well you aren't right nigga, 1/10 for making me respond
>>36591657
Great exercises all of them. Especially if you do the pull-ups properly and get your nipples over the bar.
However, take it from me: if you limit your exercise selection too much for too long, imbalances will start to build up, then little nagging pains and mobility deficits, and later downright injuries.
At the very least I would include some kind of overhead pressing and some kind of pulling shit off the ground.
I know it's not much of a "proof", but you can take my word for it or...
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>>36591666
devils trips of truth
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You're...
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>>36591500
Thanks for the virus OP
>>36591517
not a virus? just google that shit if you don't believe it.
Want screen shots of the forum?
who gives a fuck you gay nerd
My bench has been lagging for a long time, so after talking to a few people, I've decided to start benching every session, so 4 times a week.
Would this be correct programming wise:
Monday - Heavy Bench 3RM + drop sets
Tuesday - Light Close Grip Bench 3 x 12
Thursday - Medium 3 x 5 + Other Accessories
Light - Light Close Grip Bench 3 x 12
I'm following the PHUL program, so:
Power Upper
Power Lower
Upper Hypertrophy
Lower Hypertrophy
Extra volume and accessories should have a clear purpose. You need to examine your weaknesses and work on those. Right now it feels like you're just adding all possible variations which could work, but why waste your time if they don't adress your weakness? Is it off the chest? Is it lockout? Is it form maybe?
>>36591370
To add: Most people's sticking point is actually at the bottom, off the chest. Close grip won't do nothing here for instance, but pause bench will.
>>36591382
Was going to suggest this but I've been beaten to it. I dropped close grip bench and gave paused a go at 4x6 at about 70-80%. It's brutal, but it got by bench out of a rut.
Anyone on //fit/ done neck training for a thicker neck? The neck is probably the most important bodypart for looking tough but noone ever talks about it
It's a great way to get sleep apnea and other breathing related issues. Don't be a fucking retard.
i dont want to look like a fucking retard
why dont you wear an elevation mask while you're at it huh faggot?
>>36591207
>looking tough
>tfw homegym
>tfw can lift at night while watching the stars
Why haven't you adopted the homegym lifestyle?
>>36591193
U
>>36591205
So your routine consists of just chinups/pullups?
>>36591205
Mirin?
How have all y'all helped your autism bros recently? Here's a story from my high school days.
>Be captain of the wrestling team
>Have autism bro
>Bro seems down, not even playful heckling in the cafeteria makes him smile
>After school, find out he hangs out with those two porch monkeys
>They want his money
>He gives them money
>WTF why would...
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>>36591103
did you then take him into the bathroom and fuck his ass?
>>36591103
and then you woke up
>>36591117
Nah dude WTF do I look like one of them gays?
Let's get a thread going for our German bros. Get in here.
-What kind of gym do you go to?
-What's the fitness culure in your area?
-How's life?
>merkel
>>36590938
>implying our nurturing and caring mother is not the best leader
What supplements do you guys swear by?
>>36590751
test e
>>36590751
Whey and pre
>>36590802
pre-cum right?
So this guy got rid of cancer and decided to hop on the gear because #yolo.
What bothers me though, is that although he got an incredible physique on the right pic, something just seems off.
Any idea what that could be?
The Colombian dime-bag he smeared on his upper lip
>>36590438
Internally rotated shoulders from too much pressing work without balancing his back muscles
>>36590438
Pencil neck and, somehow, the steroids didn't have any effect on his face, so he still got that youthful face on a super stacked body. It just looks off.
>be talking to latina grill
>being strength training (1/2/3/3.5 currently)
>telling her she's small af and I could carry her with one hand
>tells me I'm a "presumido :p" (means arrogant/cocky)
You lied to me /fit/. I though grills were attractive to strength. I'm fucked.
Is a bro split the way to sluts?
Am I reading this right? You started flirtatiously bantering with her, she started bantering back at you, and you're upset?
Is this bait?
>>36590194
> :P
She wants your dick, bro
>>36590194
VIRGINIA ALERT
