foods you can't make. no matter how hard you try .
chicken noodle soup always tastes better when made in a restaurant i can't figure it out
You don't know how to season your food.
>restaurant
the answer is always more salt.
How are you making your chicken soup? Sounds like you're making it from a can.
Why does pizza taste different when eaten with a knife and fork?
This has vexed me for almost 30yrs. I first discovered it at a mall food court my mom took me to. She was eating her slice of pizza with a fork and I tried it. It tasted different then when I just lifted it up and took a bite.
It doesn't. You're just a little bit insane.
That's alright. We all are a little bit.
Google says it tastes better because with a knife and fork you are more likely to eat it upside down. In fact it says eating pizza upside down tastes better.
>>7348463
You forgot the rationale which is that your tongue is at the bottom of your mouth.
is actually good for you or is it just sugar water
>>7346730
sugar water
Can be good (fiber and vitamins) but should be treated as sugar water
>>7346730
Drink water, eat more vegetables
Someone give me a rundown on these since there's none here in Australia.
>no cake
>no pie
>have to put sprinkles on buttered bread for any sort of reprieve from Foster's and Marmite at all
Australia truly is a hellhole.
>>7346035
We have laminations instead, and our pies are better than yours just that they're meat instead of your fattening dessert crap.
>>7346069
I hate to break it to you man but meat pies predate Australia by like ten thousand years.
I made this :) r8
WA LA!
>>7349902
amazing food stacking skills 10/10
>>7349902
>potatoes and rice
>no vegetables
>insane portions
>too many calories
>potatoes are gonna roll off when you lift the plate
0/10
Post your fast food questions/topics/rants here
>regional fast food debates
>"seasonal" [sic] fast food menus
>shitfood "nostalgia" where we reminisce about our abusive parents
>wat fast food chain is gud
>I have $19 for the next 6 months wat do
Fast food shitpizza is included. Soda is included here.
what
delete this thread, pick one of those topics and try again
>>7349852
This. you dun packed too much edge into one post, opie
>>7349852
Eat shit
get with the times, Amerifats.
yeah, you know why you fat.
>>7349351
It's probably because we put HCFS into everything
'murrica is all but passed out at this point.
Have fun with your circle jerk; nobody is going to even see it when they wake up.
>>7349381
I'm still here ;)
I'm drunk as shit, though, and I'll likely pass out at any minute
>dad cooks steak
>I cut into it expecting gray, the color of his disappointment in me
>It was the perfect steak, could not have been cooked better
>aww it's raw! You can have the whole thing anon
>Mom throws it back on the pan
>Dumps steak sauce on it
>Mfw i quickly cut some for myself before my dad initially noticed
Loved ones and food thread, i guess?
Why did you post that kikesnoz cuck?
>>7347931
He's not even an American. Go away.
>sharing one steak with your entire family
What's /ck/ cooking tonight?
>>7344744
Not cooking tonight. Been cooking every night for the last two weeks, and it's been all healthy shit. So tonight I'm saying fuck it and going out to eat pic related.
u jelly
https://youtu.be/teoEt3OvsGc?t=929
THE HORROR.
(start at 15:29 for optimal horror)
Was that even intended to be remelted?
Speaking of horrifying chocolate melting..
https://youtu.be/P1XbsBM7Thw
>>7347404
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can you buy McDonalds and Liquor on EBT?
you can buy mcdonald's, but not liqour or any alcohol. but you can buy the ingredients to make alcohol with ebt.
No. You cannot buy any cooked or prepared foods.
>>7347178
Yes you can if you're "homeless". It's called hot meals.
Hey /ck/ so my first girlfriend ever (im 22) is coming over tonight and she wants to have sexual relations at some point. I'm cooking her dinner and I was looking for suggestions on things to make/recipes.
I normally make salads, Mexican, or Italian cuisine so any of that would be helpful, but not too heavy. She also is a fan of Indian food but I've never made any of that before. Any help is appreciated
/end blog post
>>7346987
/thread
>>7346971
>a fan of Indian food but I've never made any of that before
uhhh.. do not cook indian food (especially for the first time) if you're trying bang a girl that night. basically, avoid pungent spices in general. how about baked salmon fillets, wild rice, and some asparagus? tough to screw those things up.
>>7346987
>>7346990
Thanks for the fucking jack post
>>7347019
Fish does sound good. Maybe something other than asparagus. But thanks for the input. That dish should be easy as fuck to make
Anyone have some good recipes for strombolis and calzones?
fill your calzone with tomato sauce, pepperoni, and mozzarella.
i know it's not traditional. but it's tasty af.
it's pizza, in pocket form!
>make dough
>buy fillongs that are god for you but yummu too
>fill doug
>poke it
>backe it
Enjoy lmai.
chicken, broccoli and feta is pretty nice. you use mozz as the cheese base and use LOTS of black pepper with the feta
buffalo chicken
italian sub calzone is nice and as a bonus keeps pretty well unrefridgerated
shredded curry chicken and mozz is fucking off the wall, my favorite invention
>chicken thighs
>curry seasoning
>cheat and use paste or lrn2vindaloo bitches
>onions
>crockpot or oven
fill dough with chicken and cheese
>wa la!
The superior hot sauce.
I work in ag and spics go through those huge bottles of valentina and tapatilo like fucking drinking water
I prefer cholula
>>7338559
uhhh, that's not Sirracha
Post your weekend munchies
Too many calories.
>>7348848
Canes sauce is just mayo, ketchup, worschester sauce, garlic powder, pepper and salt.
It's like 90% mayo tho
Still half an hour till the weekend in the civilized world.
