hey /ck/,
How do i master the traditional fried rice with chicken and vegetables that you can get at any thai restaurant? Which soy sauce do i have to use? How do i achieve the perfect tender chicken? Show me what you got!
You need that wok hei, bruh. Same as Chinese rice.
It's not something you can do at home without some dangerous modifications to your stove.
>>7346185
Pretty much this. Making restaurant-quality fried rice requires some serious heat; much more than you'd get from a home stove.
>>traditional fried rice
That's not traditional at all. It's the Thai restaurant copying a Chinese dish. It's still delicious though.
>>Which soy sauce
A Thai brand obviously; it tastes different from the Japanese and Chinese versions. Also fish sauce, that's in just about every Thai...
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>>7346170
That'll be tough without one of those gas fueled jet fired burners that are used in Chinese and Thai restaurants. They have foot pedals to control the gas flow while leaving their hands free to mix stuff up in the woks.
roast potatoes + my first attempt at hollandaise
the sauce was perfect in the pan but by the time i plated the potatoes and then poured the sauce onto the plate it was thin and had separated
>>7342875
Looks slightly watery, but nice job!
Would give a limb for that right now.
>>7342875
they are much better with a rich beef gravy, and roasted in goose fat.
im having pic related tonight at a carvery with some friends
I have a bunch of different super hot peppers including ghost (bhut-jolokia), Trinidad dooglah, chocolate habanero, lemon drop, and several wild bird peppers. My friend makes sauce with them and I have jars and jars of that stuff. What should I do with these peppers? Suggestions? Thanks.
Eat the douglah. Video it. Post webm
>>7342829
Make a piccalilli out of them. Then use it to marinade chicken and as a condiment sauce. Enjoy!
>>7342829
Cut a slit in a candy
Insert Pepper
Re-Package
Prank initiated
How do you bring lunch to the workplace, ck?
I eat beef jerky alone in a toilet cubicle.
Buy it in the canteen then eat it alone in my car.
>>7339732
Why eat in your car? Sounds uncomfortable and a great way to get your car messy. Don't they have tables in the canteen?
what's the most you've ever eaten in one sitting? and how wrecked were you afterwards?
>>7335685
DiGiorno pepperoni pizza
Totino's combination pizza rolls, 15
pepperoni Bagel Bites, 9
Rotel and Velveeta cheese dip
Pizza Supreme Doritos (RIP in peace)
I ate about half of everything. Everything was dipped into the cheese dip at some point.
Depression is a doozy.
Kilo of gourmet meat.
everything desoo senp4i
>this is what /fit/ considers good food
How can men spend days eating nothing but bland chicken, rice, and mixed vegetables? How can a man live like that?
Calm down, fatty.
You could make a decent curry out of that and add zero calories. I imagine it would be a lot easier to swallow, too.
>>7330158
They're working towards an objective, they don't look at it as food but as fuel. It's not exactly balanced but or appealing but it's much better than stuffing your face with McDonalds.
What are some good ultra-cheap foods and foods you can't believe are so cheap?
Mackerel is the big one for me, it's less than £5/kg here which makes it cheaper than beef and pork and close to chicken when it's on sale.
grilled mackerel sushi (焼き鯖寿司)
>>7346018
That mackerel is cooked. Also eating mackerel raw sounds retarded
I can get 30 eggs for the price of 3 cans of tuna
>posting tuna
>not posting eggs
What's best for stewing: puppies, kittens, rabbits, ...?
Sage seasoned threads
>>7344778
Out of those 3? Rabbits I would say.
Definitely rabbits. Why the fuck would you eat a puppy or a kitten when you can wait for it to grow up and harvest more from it?
i just went to 5 stores looking for half litre mason jars
2 only had litres , ok fair enough
2 didn't have them and the employees didn't know what they were and tried to sell me various other non mason jar things
>grrrrrr
and one only had FAKE ONES
i'm so mad right now
>#JustWhiteGirlThings
>>7343576
>4chan is my personal blog
>>7343576
Did you need them for your wife's daughter? So she could use them at blacks only pretensions faggot club?
Why didn't he keep a few of the most popular items on the menu and also offer a handful of new items like any real restaurant would do?
Personal favorite Pixar movie, legitimately good movie about cuisine.
>>7342330
Best pixar movie period.
Anyone who says toy story or Up are plebs.
>>7342333
Wall-E is better, but Ratatouille is definitely close.
Tampopo will always be the number 1 /ck/ film though.
Why do blacks have the best food? Fried chicken, lemonade, all that good stuff you eat in Popeyes Chicken.
black people are the most intelligent race so they cook the best food
lol
most of the foods you would call black foods today were foods given to black slaves in america by their masters
>>7340142
Burgers you can't even fit in your mouth
what's the point
Americans
>>7335375
>he can't fit that in his mouth
lmao
Brioche on bugers
- Cheap
- Easy to cook
- Has actual taste, unlike pasta and rice
- Can go with anything (absorbs taste from things it accompanies)
What /couscous/ things have you done today?
Me, I did the "Subhuman NEET Couscous" today:
1. Boil water
2. Add couscous to water
>>7346852
>unlike pasta and rice
couscous is pasta
>Add couscous to water
That's instant couscous. It has the advantage of being easy and fast to make, but I'd rather have rice. Making real couscous is a pain in the ass, but the result is much better. It helps to have a bunch of women in the kitchen with nothing else to do for half a day if that's what you want.
>>7346852
>- Has actual taste, unlike pasta and rice
You must be buying shitty pasta and shitty rice.
Also, couscous is pasta, just in a different shape.
>>7346852
Couscous is pretty underrated desu
Literally apehoop: the hot dog stand
This is better
So is this
>>7346753
Literally white frat boys who think listening to snoop albums from 1993 makes them understand black people: the urban tragedy
I got oatmeal, buffalo sauce, seasonings, pancake mix, bread, mild salsa, guac, lettuce, tomatos, brussel sprouts, various fruit, various cheeses, various ham, eggs, and oil.
I would make pic related but no tuna or sardines. Please help, I don't wanna kill myself.
>>7346864
>What do I make?
A trip to the store.
You got mayonnaise? Egg salad sandwiches with lettuce, tomato, and guacamole. Fruit bowl on the side.
oatcakes toasted with cheese on top and a green salad.
>PROTIP a dash of hot sauce in a standard vinaigrette is a nice change
>>7346884
I'm poor but yes I do have mayo. I'll make that