>Be me
>Have Penis
>Decide to make cheesecake, cause it's good, but also pricey in stores
>Make that shit perfectly first try with no cracks or much cooking experience.
Do I get a fucking cookie?
no, you get cheesecake.
>>7352492
You will get your dick ripped off.
It's the easiest thing in the world. You get a participation award, no cookie.
Went out this evening with the senpai, had this. Never had sea bass before (live inland and don't do much in the way of seafood at all, really), but it was actually pretty good. Debatable on whether or not it was $27 good, but whatever.
>>7352312
Looks good. Twenty seven bucks is about average for a main meal here.
I had meat and three veg again. A while ago I posted a bunch of my meals and /ck/ was quick to point out the lack of variety in my diet and suggested that I should try new things. So I bought some new steak knives.
I don't think I've ever seen this many dinner threads going at once here.
I always figured it was an implied general, so that everyone who takes a picture of their dinner without providing a walk through or cook along can post in the same place...
>>7352440
I see your point but it could be worse. There could be three or more fast food threads. Gee, can you imagine that!
Dear /ck/,
Why am I so delicious?
t. shrimp
because you spend your life eating sea molecules
>there are people on /ck/ RIGHT NOW who eat the tail
>>7352274
sup
Hey /ck/, I cant cook and Im trying to live very cheap right now
What are some good foods I can make and learn to cook at the same time?
Chili
Any kind of soup
anything that must be prepared and cooked rather than microwaved
Pizza.
>>7352229
omelettes
spaghetti carbonara
stir fry
fried rice
pinto beans or black beans (feijoada)
>on a diet
>friends insist on going out to eat
>they want to eat at Arby's
>haven't eaten there before, search some low cal options
>get myself two roast beef jrs and 2 jr ham and cheese
>excited to try the roast beef sandwich, since it's their main attraction
>it's fucking terrible, no flavor, dryer than I expected, and took really long to come out (lol fast food)
>the ham and cheese wasn't even spectacular, just average
Why the fuck do people eat at that place? What's the main draw?
I hate to start more fast food threads on /ck/ but fuck I want some answers.
On a diet, and get 4 sandwiches?
You fat fuck.
>>7352189
>low cal diet
>4 fucking sandwiches
i'm starving /ck/. what should i get at jack in the box?
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>>7352058
Diarrhea, probably
>>7352058
get the croissant sandwiches
Why don't they call it Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore?
cuz its racist
Simple rebranding to appear more modern.
It was to do with the word 'Fried' being part of the original name. Their marketing team recognized that people as a whole are becoming more health concious & decided to change the name
Chef knives of /ck/.
Only gotta sharpen this bad boy once every 3-4 weeks.
>>7351696
>those scratch marks on the blade road
What are you using, the back of a mug?
So I have a jar of This curry. It's the older stock which looks more red. On their site and the new stuff their Korma now looks yellow. (wtf, idk).
Anyways I want to add strips of chicken into it. How do I make the chicken as tender as possible. Should I salt it and let it stand for 15 min. to let the juices rise before I cut it into strips? Should I boil it before i add it to sauce, or let it cook in the sauce? I don't know.
Any Ideas? I don't want dry chicken in my curry.
moisturize your chicken
>>7351548
Don't overcook the chicken.
>>7351583
Do you suggest I boil or pan fry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU4gn6YHZVc
Is this the best chili recipe?
>>7351401
Needs more beans.
>>7351401
>best chili recipe
It has beans so it can't be the best by default.
what eat now /ck/?
takoyaki start
good meat crunch
chiken crunch next
sauce taste
Are you a nigger?
kurobata meat cylinder now
juicey meat flavor
This happened last night. Can I sue the delivery guy / pizza restaurant?
>be me
>pretty much live in my my mommy's (and her partner's) basement
>there's a spare room upstairs but it's cramped and full of ***
>get a pizza delivery every two days or so
>include the same delivery instructions EVERY TIME
>"Knock on the basement window. Pass the pizza inside. Don't look at me."
>guy usually does as he's told
>last night
>hear rustling outside
>anticipation.jpg
>hear two voices, some giggling
>seems he's brought a friend with him or some ***
>hear a knock on the window
>reach up to open it
>his friend is lying down right by the window and hands me the pizza
>dirty-blonde curly haired surfer type
>"yo dude what's up!"
>he seems high or drunk or something
>slam the window closed and lie down out of sight
>more knocking
>hear the doorbell upstairs but mommy and her bf are out bowling
>finally hear them drive away
>this morning
>found they left the pizza box by the window outside
>tfw I reheated and ate half before feeling ill
Can I sue the pizza delivery guy for *** up the order? What's the *** POINT of having a delivery instructions option if they're not going to pay attention to them?
>>7350717
great post
here's your reply
is this where i put my koala image
>>7350717
>Can I sue the delivery guy / pizza restaurant?
No for two reasons:
1. You are a meme loving faggot.
2. You have no idea how the legal system let alone real life works.
How did chef boyardee get so popular?
It's squishy half-disintegrated pasta in watery ketchup
why do so many people eat this? It's not like actual pasta is expensive or hard to make
>>7350605
able to eat it straight out of the can. skipping steps for food is essential for fat useless fucks
advertising, availability, and little competition
>>7350605
>why do so many people eat this?
clinical depression
What is the best gas station, and why is it Wawa?
I just moved to Virginia from California. Red pill me on Wawa, /ck/
Does that stand for Washington-Wisconsin border?
Rate my dinner
Apple glased samon with homeade potato salad
Samon, white wine, dill, salt and pepper
>>7350026
Whater you a lil girl? Thats not anough food
The glasing, apples fried in sugar and whater
