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How the fuck is this tiny piece of shit 240 calories?
well I don't know if Pic related is
but bread usually has lots of calories in whatever form it takes
>>7851293
Think about it, Genius.
>>7851293
240 really isn't very much. Seems about right.
So we are out of ideas for food for our games night. I was going to ask /tg/ but figured I would get better responses here than rainbow Brownies. Our usual fare is jalopano Popper's,wings, spinich/artichocke/tiziki/Buffalo dips, sliders. All good stuff bit would like some new ideas with a dash of health consideration
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Anchoïade
>>7851140
Homemade french onion dip
Ham and brie croissants with spinach and vinegrette
Beer brats with sauerkraut and warm tater salad
Anything from the Feast of Ice and Fire cookbook
>>7851140
>Our usual fare is jalopano Popper's,wings, spinich/artichocke/tiziki/Buffalo dips, sliders.
So you usually eat trash? How about queso dip made with RoTel tomatoes and Velveeta cheese? Chili dogs made with Hormel chili? Tacos made from an Otrega kit? Frozen supreme pizza undercooked in your oven, then dunked in ranch dressing?
For healthy just open a bag of salad that no one will eat.
I am starting a diet and I have been struggling to find a healthy alternative to noodles (already tried Zoodles and they are alot of work, and in the end not very similar to a noodle). I stumbled upon shirataki noodles (also known as miracle noodles) and they seem like a really good option.
>does anyone here have experience with Shirataki noodles.
>>7850887
Yeah, I've tried it. The texture isn't as nice as other noodles. they're pretty much flavorless.
Why not just eat normal noodles, but a smaller portion?
>>7850893
What is the texture? I am OK with flavorless as long as the texture is close. Zoodles did not have the same texture at all in my opinion.
Noodles are already healthy, I don't know what your problem is. In fact just today some people released another clickbait study suggesting that a greater proportion of pasta in the diet is associated with improved weight loss and healthier body weight. Carbs are good for you my man. Don't tell me you are yet another victim who fell for the low-carb meme. No wonder Americans are so fucking fat if they avoid pasta and potatoes
What do you buy here??
Nothing.
french dip, curly fries with a side of the cheese for dipping them in and a root beer. Not healthy in any way.
>>7850764
2 medium roasties, 1 large order of curly fries, a large drink (diet coke), and a 4 piece mozzy stick with an extra marinara.
Give it to me straight /ck/, do my potatoes have aids?
There's this circular ring on ALL of them, in the EXACT same location. I don't understand it, it can't be rot right? What the fuck is it! I want to make mashed potatoes but these are all I have and I don't want to die from this shit. Should I just kill myself now rather either than live without mashed potatoes or get tater-aids?
It's called bacterial ring rot, it's a somewhat common disease of the potato plant and poses zero threat to humans. Potatoes with ring rot are sold and consumed all around the world and ring rot does not disqualify potatoes from being sold because it does not affect the quality or safety of the potato. Google to compare
>>7850643
Cook and eat it you fucking pussy.
Unless the texture is fucked or it smells rotten, just eat it.
Just made my own pizza.
FYI le fromage is Dutch Gouda.
>>7850552
It's shape is fucked but it looks tasty!
Hahaha fuck you OP
The dough looks really "heavy" like not light and airy or something but really heavy if you can understand what I mean by that.
Julia Child's omelette have changed my fucking life. I used to think the omelet was the lowest form of egg preparation. Tough spongy browned skin that tasted like cardboard, who the hell would ever want to eat an omelette over scrambled or fried or even boiled eggs?
How wrong I was.
Looks slimy af anon...there's a nice middleground between whatever that is and an overly browned 'lette.
>>7850495
>'lette
NO
DELETE THIS
>>7850495
That's butter.
Lets make food thread, 5 images, and final product.
picture one is this meat.
got some mushrooms washed. Love mushrooms. If you don't like mushrooms you should not be on ck because you have an inferior palate.
got our kiwi and limes ready.
cook your Ass burgers up.
How the fuck does this Jap woman be so thin and eat so much crap?
>puts fries and big macs in a rice cooker with rice
>puts bacon lettuce tomato into giant ass bowl of rice with cold water, ice and some Jap seasoning
Holy Fuck
I don't know, maybe the 130 litres difference of soda per capita per year has an effect.
>>7850133
dayyuum
>>7850105
Certain people have a condition where yes, they can eat a fucking ton of food, but then they just shit it out without really digesting it and becoming gigantic whales
My father is a chef and has been really depressed since last summer. How can I get him back into his former self? I think about reawakening his love of cooking, but I'm not sure where to start. What dishes would you make to rediscover your love of food?
>>7850071
Tell him to get out of the worst industry in the world. If he likes cooking he'll enjoy it a lot more if he's cooking for himself and not some arsehole customer at 10pm on a Sunday night
>>7850086
>The chef does the cooking
lel
Most of the cooking he does is for himself, the rest is when we wants to impress others. The problem is he haven't done much of either for the last year and I'm trying to get him back into the habit.
>>7850071
Start getting takeout from fancy hipster places that make amazing looking food
Usually what makes me want to cook is seeing other people do something neat that tastes good
I put some rice, a frozen hamburger patty, garlic salt, salsa, and various hot sauces into a pot of water I currently have on an electric heater. I wonder what will happen.
I really wanted to add some cheese, milk, and butter but I'm all out. I might throw a couple eggs in before I'm done.
I forgot to mention I also threw some ketchup in there. Currently drinking my favorite beer, Hamm's.
>>7850059
chili, basically.
shitty chili, but still.
Fuck alcohol. I hate the taste, but I love the feeling. How do I get fucked up as efficiently as possible? I want to take in the alcohol without having to gag on it, or take it with all of the extra calories from sugar. Inb4 alcohol provides calories, I know.
>>7849963
Two words.
>butt
>chug
You won't taste a thing and the alcohol will absorb through your intestines, delivering the alcohol straight to the blood stream. Bypasses the liver and everything.
>>7849963
tito's vodka (or whatever is of good quality but underpriced in your region), ice, water, juice of 1 lime, simple syrup to taste. On weekends add a cucumber. never have a hangover again, slowly destroy your body.
>>7849963
Lemon juice and vodka. Healthy pour of each, over a lot of ice. Maybe a splash of some soda just to balance the sour, or just add a lot of water and dilute it.
Lemon juice is extremely strong tasting, making it nearly impossible to taste (especially if you have enough ice and/or water) and the burn of the sour liquid masks the alcohol burn, your body won't know which is which, probably just the lemon.
I get it by the liter from the dollar store. Cheap, efficient, literally doesnt matter what...
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What strange pizzas do you like? I like BLT pizza
>>7849733
A classic 'go 'za
I like pepperoni, black olives, fresh tomato slices, and anchovies, but that's not very strange.
I unironically like hawaiian pizza.
Specifically the recently released Soylent 1.6, if not, 2.0.
>>7849668
Why would you start a thread about this?
Can't you use google or have the respect to not shitpost at your own retarded whims?
It was uninteresting however many years ago when it was just one autist mixing powders in his dorm, and it's uninteresting now.
Please fuck off if you're just going to sit around making "thoughts on x?" threads all day.
Ketchup on hotdogs? Y/N
>>7849471
No.
Absolutely no. In fact, ketchup belongs on just about nothing.
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