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Pretty straightforward, what is the best course of action when you're out and about (particularly clubbing/partying) and a dude starts hitting on your GF when you're with her?
Hasn't happened to me yet, but GF is a straight 10 so I'm anticipating it.
Stick ur dick up his butt
Are you a 10 as well? Are you big? Is she in love?
Deck him.
Could any femanons tell me what it feels like to have sex with a guy? My boyfriend and I will be doing the deed soon (we're both college virgins) but I always hear the terrible stories of it hurting or the girl bleeding. Honestly, I feel like that's all BS. Sex shouldn't hurt and if you're turned on, have lube, and relaxed; it should be an enjoyable experiences for both parties.
So could anyone enlighten me here?
I was relaxed and had a lot of lube and was in love and comfortable and all of that and it was still one of the most painful experiences I've had in my life. Most of my friends also told me that it hurt their first times (yes, plural), but one of them says she felt nothing. It might depend on dick size (and most importantly dick width) and also on your own vagina. People are different, it might hurt for you or it might not. About the blood: with me, I did bleed but it wasn't a lot. One of my friends says the bleeding was super intense and stained her sheets pretty bad.
It's not that bad. Uncomfortable yes, but I hesitate to call it 'painful'. I didn't bleed. You probably won't enjoy it the first time, but there's really no guarantee you'll be in horrible pain.
It really just differs from person to person.
>>16682865
>Honestly, I feel like that's all BS. Sex shouldn't hurt and if you're turned on, have lube, and relaxed; it should be an enjoyable experiences for both parties.
This is true
If the guy you're with cares about you and isn't lazy, it shouldn't hurt at all.
In my experience it usually hurt because the guy was too lazy to do adequate foreplay and I was too timid to just say fuck it and put my pants back on.
The last guy I was with absolutely did not want to hurt me what so ever so we took our time and eventually had great sex. We used lube because I'm pretty tight and there was a lot of fingering, dry humping, oral, etc
How do I cure laziness?
>inb4 stop being lazy
Stop being lazy
/thread
>>16682702
It's a fundamental part of your personality. You will have to make yourself very uncomfortable by forcing yourself to stop lazing around until being lazy is what makes you uncomfortable, because the problem is being lazy feels good for you even though it's bad. Be mindful of when you're being lazy and understand the negative effects it's causing. This will motivate you to stop procrastinating and wasting time. You have to understand how bad it is to be lazy. Look at where laziness has gotten you.
Be mindful.
How do I break my accent? I sound like a normal mid American yet I have the occasional southern draw. I love in Kentucky. Is there anyway to break it?
Grills love that shit, why do you want get rid of it?
>>16682595
I can't tell you have an accent.
>>16682597
I don't like it.
Subtle ways to initiate sex/dirty talk with my gf without making it seem like I'm badgering her?
Next time you see some woman sitting on a bench tell your gf "I bet she feels good sitting on something hard like that
"Hey, you ever wonder how many orgasms are person can have in a row?"
The best sex is when your girlfriend is the one badgering you for it. Calm your tits and get sexy for her.
How do you overcome a crush on a girl without jeopardizing your friendship?
I'd be interested in knowing this as well.
Date/crush on another girl, literally the only possible option.
Your crush is your friendship. Follow that feeling.
Help me adv, I'm 18 and will be in Highschool for another year and a half. More than anything I want a girlfriend before I leave this place. I'm overweight about 220 pounds, but I dress nice and I'm not a total troll other than being fat. I have a few friends and participate in school activities. Right now I don't really talk directly to any of the girls in my classes, I'm in honors classes so I'm around other intelligent people but there are more qt's than you might think. I'm being medicated for social anxiety and depression and am mostly quiet and reserved in school, but I'm not a total wallflower. I would say I'm sort of socially inept at talking to girls, and have no concept of how to even start the process. Give me your best advice so I can make my Highschool experience worthwhile.
>>16682469
If you have a weight room start spending 2hr a day. join track too. Multivitamains and healthy food.
lose weight gain charisma and girls eat that shit up.
>>16682585
also aim for under classmates
Get a GED. Go to community college. Get with all the sluts.
Why do black men date white women? Is it because they are racist against white men or hate black women?
Why do white women hate black men? Is it because they are trying to make white men angry or because they are trying to be black women?
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>>16682445
it's extremely rare in real life.
Dating sites have shown that black males are rejected the most by white women and asian women, and basically only black negresses reply to them.
They go after white girls cause black girls are loud, obnoxious and generally hideous.
t. asian girl
>>16682445
They don't, it really only occurs in Hollywood and in porn.
I wonder why it's so common there when it doesn't reflect reality? Are they trying to change peoples attitudes towards it? Who would want that?
>23
>In a relationship for 2 years
>She was posting on social media
>Has huge tits
>Was showing WAY too much cleavage
>Like everything but nipple
>Asked her to take that shit down
>Got upset/pissy over it, because I asked her nicely to take them down
She took them down, but was clearly not happy about it. I asked if her if she was upset because I asked and she said she was. I asked if she did that intentionally, and she swore it wasn't intentional.
Which I know is BS because she looks meticulously over every picture she posts on social media, what grill doesn't? But she still tried to deny it.
So why the fuck is she upset? Because I called her out on it and cornered her, and she knows its wrong, or what?
You're asking a lot of questions. Why she put them up, if she'll take them down, if she's upset, if it was intentional... and then you come and ask us more questions.
It's your relationship. You should talk to her.
Maybe TELL her how you feel instead of just asking. Because if I'm being honest with you, OP, you sound like the one who's upset.
>>16682442
Because she is a whore lad. I'm guessing you didn't show her any attention which is why she posted her tits on social media to get all these "beautiful <3" comments from betas.
Post pics, /adv/ is a great judge of whether a woman is whoring it up too much.
Trust us. Would we lie to you?
hi just asking for a few tips for boosting self confidence as a woman! pls & ty
>>16682379
Join the Marine Corps
>>16682379
are you virgin? if not why?
Lift
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon or Female Brandon
Piss off.
>Who is Brandon/Female Brandon?
A shitposter who's convinced he's ugly. He keeps posting his picture to ask if he's ugly and to ask for dating advice, only to rebut or ignore any responses he gets. Female Brandon is a girl who pulls the same shit.
>Frog
Also piss off.
Old Thread:>>16678111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm8
Is my theme song going to get me laid?
>>16682340
Try something more snappy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v0KCoPMTdU
Getting mixed signals from a girl.
>talking with girl I knew from HS on facebook
>graduated last year
>see her occasionally while I'm working
>Tell her I like her and ask her out
>"awww" not "I like you too"
>says she's busy but will be free some time next week
>suggest what we should do. she likes it
>ask what days she's free, needs to check her work schedule
>change the subject
>seen but no reply 3 hours ago
I'm probably overthinking this, but the possibility that she's just being too nice to properly reject me is making me anxious.
Are videogames acceptable as first date activities?
Not unless you're getting a date from a very niche video game based dating site, and even so, why the fuck would you want to? What happened to dinner or a movie or a show or some shit?
I'm aware where I'm at right now but....Fuckin weebs man
>>16682230
if you know that the person you are inviting would appriciate it. If you are not sure, go to the movie or t oa bar, dot try to be a tryhard.Dont worry you will make it alright. Just be a Man you are destined to be fellow anon.
>Are videogames acceptable as first date activities?
literally depends on the girl
some girls will love it, some will fucking despise it and hate you forever
Guys I've been fucked by the nawala project, it stops me from getting to 4chan & any website that contains the word "porn" or "sex"
It came out of the blue and now i can't browse4chan with my pc
Help me guys!
that's good
>nawala project
explain.
>>16682151
i believe this man lives in indonesia. he is not a native english speaker, i can tell because he has translate open in the screenshot. but after googling it, it turns out that indonesia has a dns filter, basically what you would have at school to block you from the naughty sites, although im not sure who created it for what reason
I recently met a guy who expressed interest and he was really fun to talk to and had shared many similarities. I didn't think it was a date since he did mention the fact that he's still not sure of what he wants relationship-wise. However, he ended the date with a kiss. I asked him afterwards what that's all about and he said that he's interested in polyamory. He had always liked other women while being in a monogamous relationship and it hurt him to be so dishonest towards his partner. I've been a serial monogamist my whole life but I really like him. I've been co-dependent with former partner for 3 years before this. I think long-term when I really like someone and he seems to really care for me although I don't see him as often as I would like. He always communicates well and listens intently. However, I cannot help but think of this as just "glorified friends with benefits" since I'm not familiar at all with poly-amorous relationships. What do you think I should do? Should I just turn down his offer and move on or try it out and see?
>>16682077
It's great. But I'm a guy. Sometimes my girls get jealous, but sisters get jealous too. For me, this lifestyle allows for the most honest and free relationships a person can have. We don't place limitations on one another and we are truly happy.
>we are truly happy.
>we are
I think you mean "I am"
Some girls accept poly relationships because they think they can't secure another decent relationship, it's pathetic.
If you legitimately want a poly relationship, cool, but OP clearly sounds like she just likes the guy and is considering this circumstance because she's lacking options.
>>16682077
"Polyamory" always sounds like a comfortable excuse to sleep around/cheat without consequences. I would never accept this due to my pride, but this is not about me, so if you're fine with your guy banging other chicks, go for it.
Long story short I stole my boyfriends journal because in it he talks about cheating on me. I havnt broken up with him yet but I ended up burning the journal and he keeps asking me for it. He keeps saying he misses it and had precious memory's in there.
Can I get in any sort of trouble for stealing it because if he finds out I took it I feel like he might try to do something?
>>16682069
wtf are you stealing people's journals for.
you're not worth eachother
>gtfo of there
>>16682079
Stole it because he talks about cheating in there, can't you read?
Obviously this was already known before the theft took place.
The fuck is wrong with you?
I mean, reading your SO's journal I kinda get; it's not a nice thing to do but I respect giving in to temptation, it's good that you found out he's a cheater.
But instead of dumping him you set his shit on fire and pretended like nothing happened?
Fucking WHAT.
