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It's 4:16am.
Here's a thread for all the drunks out there who want to get it all out.
Carrie, I fucking hate you. Maybe if you weren't such a bitch, I'd help you with your work, but no, you decide to just trash-talk Eduardo, well he can't help it. For fuck's sake, even Julia is getting tired of this shit. Leave him the fuck alone or else I WILL destroy things.
My parents are pushing me to get a job on campus, join clubs, make friends, and get an internship. I'm just trying to figure out how I am going to survive with a roommate in the college dorms. Last semester living there was hell until my roommate moved out and I had a room to myself. I want to die
I'm drunk assss fuckkk!!!
waiting on medical schools to give me news...
will comfort the rest of y'all
How do I become less sexually picky?
Do I just masturbate to unattractive people until my standards drop?
>>16683750
I face the same problem.
I got close with an ugly friend of mine after breaking up with the love of my life. But it wasn't nearly as good as it was with my ex.
You don't. If you do, you enable landwhales not to improve themselves and feel good about it. Be picky, but also improve yourself.
you work on yourself untill you get to the dating-pool your standarts already have skyrocketed to. entitled idiot
I was violently raped when I was a little girl. Is this something I need to tell my partner? It's not something I'm comfortable with talking about, but I don't want to feel like I'm "keeping secrets" from him.
Do you think he will stop loving me if I tell him?
>>16683658
No, if you two are compatible, it will make you even closer. Intimacy isn't always easy, but it's extremely important for a relationship.
If anything he will want to hunt the fucker who did it to you. I know I would.
>>16683658
it depends.
if this is a serious relationship and you trust him, i think that telling him will only serve to benefit you.
but you aren't keeping things from him if you choose to keep it to yourself.
My gf makes jokes all the time like 'you're a such a little fucker!'
It's getting to me.
Should I tell her to stop making belittling jokes? I'd feel like I'm being a whiny bitch.
>>16683636
>Should I tell her to stop making belittling jokes?
Well, what's the context? Give more in-depth examples. I go back and forth with my husband, but we both know that we're never, ever serious. We say some obscene, ridiculous things to each other (that, when my mother heard for the first time, made her want to shit herself with laughter and then cry because it was so mean). If something's actually bothering us, we talk it out instead of passive-aggressively throwing...
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>>16683644
Her favorite are
>fuck you
>you're so dumb
>moron
>you're a little shit
Today I posted an image of myself from highschool, a totally normal respectable picture of me smiling, and she went into the comments and started saying "omg, what is this? Whyy would you post this?"
It felt like she was implying I embarrassed her, and it really rubbed me the wrong way.
>>16683654
contineud. I was raised in a household where not even humor was allowed to belittle someone.
I was taught that everything I said had to be supportive, PERIOD.
I physically can't bring myself to say "fuck you "to her even in jest, like she does to me.
Basically, even with my humor, I do nothing but praise her. I make puns about how great she is, I never make her a target.
How do you kiss a girl?
I'm not kidding.
First pop some roofies in her drink then pull a bill Cosby on her:)
touch lips with hers and then put your bottom or top lip inside her mouth and have fun kids.
>>16683602
Tell me how boobs feel like bags of sand too.
>my mother has surgery on Friday
>there's nobody to pick her up from hospital as she has no friends
>feels too insecure to take a taxi because she'll be sedated + speaks no English anyways
>I have to work on that day
>just made a huge fuck-up that almost got me fired, so taking a day off with less than 24 hour notice is not ideal
>only option is father
>marriage...
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Tell him to man the fuck up.
What sort of hospital doesn't have a service to drive patients home if they have no other way of getting home?
explain the situation to your boss
i'm pretty sure they can't fire you over a family emergency
other than that just have her wait at the hospital until you're off work, chances are she'll be tired and groggy anyways
10 months ago I went to a doctor after having a serious mental breakdown. Within a month I lost my car because I'm a broke grad student who could no longer pretend to afford it, got into a serious traffic accident, was disowned by my family for being a "career student", and raped by an ex-boyfriend.
I tried to go back to school the next semester. My doctors said it was just depression and anxiety and gave me Zoloft and and like 10 Xanax per month. I became completely unable to leave my apartment, being terrified of the outside world.
My Dr switched...
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I actually wonder what it is like to not want to be dead ever second of every day.
Does anyone actually, truly enjoy being alive? I cannot find a single second of solace in life anymore. I just want to not exist.
Help?
>>16683550
That is some hardcore shit.
Have a bump on me.
Also SSRI are dangerous. Try something like meditation and Cognitive behavioral therapy.
Find one you can connect to you.
Does having your hymen broken hurt really bad?
Yes.
Depends on the girl
Actually me and my gf are planning to have sex for the first time and im curious if it does so i can be prepared (not OP btw)
>bumping for interest
Is it possible to set my relationship status on facebook as In a Relationship but have it set so that it's hidden from everyone except for the person I'm "in a relationship" with?
>>16683426
Why not just hide your relationship status, period? That's what I've done.
What's the point then? So that one person thinks your in a relationship, but nobody else knows?
Possible? Yes.
But no point to doing it ,even if you're trying to make someone happy if to fool someone else.
So, won't tell you how if you ask.
Am I the most beautiful girl you've ever seen
No, lol
>>16683327
Ok fine here's another picture
>>16683323
>>16683332
Doesn't even look like the same person
How do I get past my trust issues for this relationship? It's been five months and I still find it hard to trust. Any advice would be appreciated.
have you been cheated on?
are you female or male?
its a serious question
Bumping for interest.
If you feel like theres no trust, whats the point in going on? Well before you break any ties, tell him/her about your doubts
why do my selfies always look like mugshots
Because you smile like you are actually crying.
>>16683275
No default expression and your eyes are unfocused.
u look sad
To femanons,
I know this is going to sound pretty sexist, but I want my fiancé to be a housewife. I absolutley love the tradition of a hard day at work and coming home to a home cooked meal made by my loving wife. This thought fills me with joy and happiness. Innocent joy and happiness at that too. Though this is my dream, my fiancé has hammered it into my head early on into our relationship that she has no intention of becoming a housewife. I get that pursuing one's career is important, but (hopefully) when we have children I feel that it will be kinda arbitrary for...
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>>16683258
>my fiancé has hammered it into my head early on into our relationship that she has no intention of becoming a housewife
You fucked up in continuing the relationship then
>Is it wrong to have these views in 2016?
Not really. There are girls out there who want this, but I'd say they're in the minority. Most girls want at least a part time job
>What are your opinions on the matter femanons?
It's not for me.
You were born in the wrong decade, boy. Most girls that try to be a career 'housewife' end up as hooker sand strippers when they realize that the guys that make nice comfy incomes want to spend it on hookers and strippers instead of being monogamous. Pure economics has destroyed the nuclear family. Good going free market.
>>16683258
While that is the preferable way a marriage should work if you have children (1 parent stays home) your fiance let you know this was the way it would be. You are not going to change her mind.
I'm a 20 year old female and I still take showers with my little sister (16).
We were homeschooled so I didn't realize this was particularly wierd until I went to university.
Is this really all that wierd or is it just social stigma? I've she and I are not attracted to each other we just chat and get clean it's like sister bonding time
>>16683065
1. Yes, it's abnormal.
2. Whatever, just don't tell people about it.
>>16683071
Should I like, stop doing it?
I feel like if I told my sister it wasn't ok socially that would make things wierder.
Is there another excuse that I can use or should I just tell her flat out that most people don't do that
also why the fuck did my parents never say anything about it?
They say things like "go find your sister and take a shower" like they are obviously advocates of it
>job interview
>"if hollywood made a movie of your life, which famous actor would you cast as yourself?"
What do you say?
>>16683001
A fatter Adrien Brody
>Why the fuck aren't you taking me seriously please ask relevant questions
>>16683001
a fatter Michael Fassbender
