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I am in dire need of some extra income and heard I can sell panties I've worn for a decent price. Does anyone know the best method, websites, or price ranges for doing this? Would I be expected to show my face/reveal my identity to a customer?
>>16685177
I'll give you 5 NZD to eat my shit and drink my piss
Is that you OP? If so let's talk.
do you have the panties of a more attractive girl?
your bottom half is pretty plain jane.
Anyone here lucid dream? if so. can you give me some tips to induce one.
I naturally obtain sleep paralysis, which causes me to be more lucid during dreams. So if you get sleep paralysis, think of it like a bridge between wake and deep sleep. Generally, people are lucid during sleep paralysis so you want to cross over to deep sleep while you're in paralysis.
From there you should be set - but honestly lucid dreaming happens pretty random for me.
Get comfortable and dont DONT move a muscle. Eventually you will fall asleep. Listening to different waves can help just search "bineural beats" on YouTube. Listen to that while falling asleep without moving and boom, success. At least thats works for me part of the time.
The first step is to be able to recall your dreams. How are you gonna lucid dream if you can even remember it when you wake up?
Start keeping a dream journal by your bed. Try to record every dream in detail right when you wake up.
>tfw a girl you hooked up with flakes out on you
I feel so crappy. I spent months on online dating, finally found a girl I thought I'd have something real with. Went on 3 dates with her, had a great time, we ended up having sex on the third... and then she just kinda drifted away, never available, stops answering calls/texts. I feel really dejected. I mean, she was the first girl I had slept with in a while, and although we had sex 3 times in one night, made me wonder if it was really bad sex for her or if she was just lying to me about...
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What site did you used?
Why are you letting one flaky girl ruin your life?
Sounds like you dodged a bullet by figuring out she was shit early.
how about you stop online dating and start offline dating lol
Hi adv, I am an assman.
Show me a female's ass and if my dick approves it gets hard and I approve, too.
And it does it very rarely, it is so bad that I want to play with someone's butt.
But not any butt, butt one that belongs to one whom I like and can imagine spending some long time together.
Surely, this is somehow obstructing me seeing other women.
Women who might like me, or even approached me and I just couldn't see, because I am also a dense man who is trying to be less dense and also be able to look beyond the mountains I wanna hike.
How...
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I don't see any problems, here. No shame I'm not dating flat ass girls if that's not what you're attracted to.
Go in for the booty and get to know them after.
Unless I'm completely misunderstanding the predicament
i don't see a problem either.
i found out about boobs-and assman a few years ago and i find it rather amusing to find out which guy is whch type. it's normaly pretty obvious.
however.
your concern is what? that you knowingly diminish your dating-pool? so what? erybody has preferences. it's totally ok to wanting a thick ass.
>>16685005
No, you understand it correctly.
None the less, I see not enough opportunities for dating because almost no one has the right composition of muscle (if any) and fat (too much) to make me attracted to them.
I mean, have you ever seen a woman with a nice ass but she has fatwings under her arms or the fat sploorges over her back?
it is a dilemma for me.
My girlfrinds has a strange problem.
When he was 10 she started to tear her hair without a reason.
Now when she is stressed or sad automatically starts this weired habit, but she's not ok with her self, she would like to know the reason, the main cause that happend long time ago, but it is too difficult, maybe impossible.
We are in a sort of long distance relationship, i can see her only the weekend :(
This girl is so important for me, i want the best for her, but i can't be with her the time i would like and she is suffering so much for this.
Now we...
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>>16684770
It's called trichotillomania. It's a very rare disorder. My little sister has it too. There's nothing you can do about it
Usually stress triggers her pulling
>>16684770
http://www.trich.org/treatment/options.html
I tried my best but couldn't find much. Look here.
>>16684780
Do you think she could improve with time?
She was wondering if the main cause may be a tragic event, like a rape or something else, but she doesn't know...but i don't think so
What should I do in this situation?
Does she not respect me?
'Lol' - then don't reply til she brings up a new topic
She'll hopefully get the hint you don't give af about hearing about her ex, even in dream form
>>16684766
We're in a ldr and I hate hearing this shit. If she respects me, she wouldn't say shit like this.
Why is kissing so much more intimate than sex?
My fwb never wants to kiss but she has no problem sucking my dick.
Do most girls feel that way, that kissing is more intimate?
>>16684744
>tfw haven't kissed anyone since I was 15
>can't remember what it feels like
it feels good, right?
Maybe she's worried that it seems too romantic. As a girl, I can tell you that I want to kiss more than anything. It seems so tender and innocent.
She's just watched Pretty Woman too much or something. Kissing is not more intimate than sex. It's just kissing.
As a female I kiss one night stands and fwbs
But some people are definitely afraid of getting attached and may view kissing as a more romantic gesture over sexual
Anyone else with ADD/ADHD that know ways for me to get my shit together?
I can't afford a shrink.
>>16684650
Get high, it really helps
Self medicate with cocaine. I also find coffee and energy drinks calm me down, which is apparently related.
But really try adjusting your diet/exercise and take a multivitamin. I've heard fish oil can help, but I've also heard the fish oil pills don't really work, so just consider incorporating more fish into your diet to eat.
This can do wonders for people suffering from all kinds of maladies, but it's been proven to especially help ADD-ADHD focus.
I have a comorbid diagnosis of ADD-ADHD and I never felt the medication was worth the...
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>>16684674
I should add that doing a quick work out in the morning before you start your day can be really beneficial (for everyone, really).
Well, her friend found it actually.
I thought I had deleted it long ago. I guess not. I guess it has been active this whole time.
I made it a few months back when I wasn't sure about our future together. I never was going to use it to cheat on her, but I got curious and at the time was living in a different city anyway.
We've talked about it and she believes me that I didn't cheat on her, but I can't get this huge weight off me. It follows me everywhere.
Is it possible for us to get past this or is that an exercise in futility?
Also,...
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Wew
Just delete it and be done with it if that's what you want. If she gets iffy reassure her you want to be with her, or whatever. If your relationship can't get past this it's because of bigger issues, not this single incident. Just put faith in her for now and hope she does the same for you.
As for who gets told :
What a fucking non issue. Who gives a fucking what they think. It's not their relationship. If people bug you about a fucking tinder account, shrug it the fuck off. Sweet lord, you're calling a papercut a stab wound. You'll...
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Well the least you could do is go back and delete it for now. Ultimately, the relationship is between you and your girlfriend, and it is not up to any internet strangers to call you a whore (though it's unlikely because you're a guy and only women get called whores on this godforsaken chinese pictogram board) and your girlfriend should break up or whatever.
At the end of the day, to be honest, it's nothing. If your friends find out, just say "yeah, I made one out of curiosity. nothing happened, the end."
>>16684638
Its all about trust, if you explained to her and she believed you I don't see what's the big deal. I had a tinder account while eating my ex, she knew about it and it was ok with that because she trusted me (and I had no reasons to lie to her).
Can we have a thread for guys where we talk about our successes dealing with women romantically and just in general.
Theres a lot of truth to the nice guy meme and its really sad in general to watch because no one deserves that. Im not blaming women but its only natural that someone would become bitter when they think they can go through life being nice and then are never rewarded and are hurt.
A thread like this where they could read how other guys deal with women and their experiences my allow them not to fall into the same pit falls and hopefully let these guys who...
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>>16684630
Most people learn thru experience..
Get burnt once and then they stop being retarded
>deal with women
>being nice and then are never rewarded
>deserve some happiness
You know what's wrong with your entire OP post, aside from the blazing faggotry? I'll give you like, 20 guesses.
>>16684630
>nice
You mean basic courtesy, right? That's what most people have.
Ive been with my fiance ever seen he met me while he was vacation in taiwan and he gave me his number and email. We kept a long distance relationship secret until i turned 18 (met when i was 15 and he was 25) and he sent for me to move to America with him, i hadnt even finished school before i moved. My family had no idea because they would not have approved.
Fast forward 3 years, we have been engaged for a year and are living in a brand new beautiful home. I cook and clean and spend all my time with him. I am truly in love and want to spend my life with him but after...
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>>16684623
Finish school.
Don't be a stool, have your own hobbies, keep being interesting.
Find someone who will actually care for you
what you can do is take whatever you want and start a new life , go back to your parents maybe , they'll be super happy to have you back
what a dick. im so sorry.
I need help with making a decision. This is my case: Yesterday I was surfing on the interwebs and one of them had an advert for a dating site, with a couple of real accounts that are there, 5 men and 5 women. I realized, that one of those women is a girl I used to go to the college with (not the same class, but the same year and we shared English classes together (I'm from a non-english speaking country)). Now we are 23 both.
So in the college I kinda didn't like her. I mean yeah, she was beautiful as angel with super pretty eyes and sexy lips, but IDK why I...
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I meant to say I was attending high schol with her, not college.
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>>16684702
This is /adv/. Most of us have jobs and/or school (minus neet generals) so it's a slow board.
Anyways this sounds ridiculous. You're being a tool.
Social retard here. I'm supposed to be meeting with a Ukrainian girl tomorrow to go Iceskating near my place in London, she's up for me and will meet me. Im travelling the followig day and i finish work at 5pm the day we're supposed to meet, so I suggested she meets me at my place because I need to change and we go from there, however she didnt
reply. I dont want to come off as needy so i'm going to next her again tomorrow afternoon however im wondering if I made any stupid mistakes? I started talking to her a couple days ago so yeah
>>16684603
Does she actually know where you live?
Sounds like you may have over complicated matters, I don't see why you couldn't just meet her at the ice rink?
>>16684616
Yeah I live in Canary Wharf there's an icerink around here, her suggestion
>>16684621
Her suggestion to meet at yours and have a drink?
I thought that was your suggestion.
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I got scammed. I sold a camera lens through marktplaats (Dutch craigslist) and the money never arrived. We met in person and I saw him complete the transfer with his iPhone app but four days later the money hasn't gone through: €1500 It was my girlfriend's camera lens and probably her only valuable possession. We are low on money hence me trying to sell it.
I've reported it to the guy's bank, I have his name and a photo of his driver's license and made a police report last night.
I found his Facebook and made a fake profile,...
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I still think it's bullshit but I wrote back that I've tried to call him many times and heard nothing but I'm relieved to hear he wasn't trying to scam me and to call me directly to make an appointment, and if he makes this right that I'll absolve his name. If he provides the cash tonight I can call off the police.
I think the best case scenario is that he'll just give back the lens, I am not hoping out on the cash but that would be perfect.
Anything else I should consider to protect myself? Bring a strong friend along?
>>16684592
if youre trying to protect the guys name you should delete the other thread
>>16684593
Bring a smart friend along that knows how to call out bullshit. I don't see this turning violent over 1500euros
Basically, I'm 18 and a virgin, met a girl off tinder, masturbated about 20 hours before it came to fucking her. We had quite a lot to drink on the night before so pretty dehydrated and stuff but my dick wouldn't go hard when I was on top the next day not drunk.It was fine when were just kissing but it wouldn't go properly hard when it came to it I couldn't stick it in. Could it be because of the alcohol? I'm meeting her again on Saturday, what do I do to make sure I can actually fuck her this time?
But then also I don't wanna last like 10 seconds
>>16684545
were you drunk. if not then its not the alcohol. Its ED.
Take things slowly. Also if your ED is because of your frequent masturbation then youre fucked and wont ever be able to get it up until like next year.
>>16684556
>worried about lasting long when you cant get it up
Oh virgins. Not getting it up is literally the worst thing that you can do to a girl. No one expects a virgin to be good at sex.
